Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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I thought when Jack put 5 lbs of cheese in his stuffed peppers, but he's the type of dude with no concept of diminishing returns. The type who goes "well if Paula Deen (who was selling butter) says fat is flavor and the recipe calls for 3 tablespoons and that's good flavor, 4x that would be ULTRA good flavor!" No it's gonna be all greasy and slimy and gross dude.
He was actually using the recipe he did for his "lazy man's keto alfredo sauce recipe" video (something like that, I can't remember the title off the top of my head). It did call for a stick of butter, and like Jack said, he doubled the recipe. The yield would have been more than the 2 cups that the casserole called for, so I think it probably threw off his "double recipe" proportions. Not that Jack would care that the vegetable was drowning in extra cheese sauce.
 
being around those two must be fucking unbearable. especially jack with his constant sperging about masks and how expensive the food is

i'm sure jeanette can't stand to be around them either and just invites them to be nice
I'm sure that if it were Tammy by herself for like a 'girl's night' she'd be fine, possibly even pleasant to be around. Jack, however, is the type of guy who always has to say something witty or funny (in his eyes).

That's where you have Tammy dunking on him all through the video. She's in an environment where Jack's behavior and comments aren't socially acceptable. This is someone else's birthday, it's not appropriate to film it for your fucking youtube channel. Jack doesn't even intro it properly, making me believe that it was Tammy's birthday (by only addressing Jannette as "birthday girl").
 
Jack loves to ignore that a legit keto diet's largest component are vegetables, not the fuckload of cheese and fat he wants it to be.

Don't worry, he'll prove he's not in Ketosis when he starts hoarding grills and smokers again like the fat fucktard he is. He's been crowing about spring meaning he can enter super meat gluttony mode.
He basically just sprinkles a few vegetables into the mounds of cheese, sauces, and mayonnaise that he normally wolfs down, and think it magically turns it into something "keto" or "healthy".

Basically the only difference between his "keto" recipes now, and the slop he ate in the past, is that the "keto" recipes contain 50-100 more calories from the vegetable carbs.
 
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I love how the intro is even more bitching about the damn cookie place. Enjoy your semen-glazed sticky bun, you fat retarded faggot!
I'm sure Jack's favorite part of every meal is the secret sauce.


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He should call his review videos Bitching With Jack, because that's mostly what he does. The cookie place, no curbside service downtown, having to climb "400" stairs, menu prices (so fucking tacky when you're literally being served in someone business)... he's just such an ignorant buffoon.

At least he recognizes a solid menu when he sees it, I'll give him that. Looked interesting to me, and you know it's gonna be good if a fat niggo is the chef.
 
Jack is so fucking happy to be eating burgers in this video. I wouldn't be suprised if he bust a nut in his stretchy pants.

Retard is amazed at the quality of food. Yes, Jack. Maybe try more non-chain restaurants more often?
Also around the 11.15 mark he says the place is "literally mindblowing".....

He really is a fucked up mushbrain.....
 
And not even good cheese

Powdered parm and pre shredded moz from a bag.

Bland garbage cheeses
Most low moisture moz is just sad, since most if not all of it is part skim.
If you need Moz and can't find a block of whole milk Sargento's whole milk shredded is decent. In my area there are no whole milk/full fat moz blocks the best I can do is go to the deli of a regional grocery store and ask them to cut me a block of theirs, no other store in my area carries blocks of it.
Part Skim Moz doesn't even have a stretch factor you'd want for pizzas, mac and cheese, grilled cheeses, et al.

I thought when Jack put 5 lbs of cheese in his stuffed peppers, but he's the type of dude with no concept of diminishing returns. The type who goes "well if Paula Deen (who was selling butter) says fat is flavor and the recipe calls for 3 tablespoons and that's good flavor, 4x that would be ULTRA good flavor!"
I learned that when I was a kid and thought "Hey two slices of American cheese is good on my melted cheese sandwhich, how about A CRAP TON"
My taste buds regretted that for a long time, I couldn't eat Ameircan cheese for a long while after that.
 
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I like how you can hear the fear in his voice when he mentions it's downtown. Also, him saying that it might have pineapple is probably just him trying to steal the wings. Of course food is going to be expensive if it tastes really good. There's a brewery near me that has expensive prices, but their food and beer is superb! I'm ok with paying a little extra money if the food is really good. Jack I think just wants all places to have fast food prices, that way he can stuff as much slop in his mouth as he can.
 
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He's extra obnoxious in this video. I didn't think it was even possible for Mushbrain but there he is.

First it's the cookies, then it's the fact it's at a brewery, then the steps, the mask, the burger, the fact that they make fucking beer there. How in the name of everything in this world that is good can anybody stand being with this lardass?

I bet it's a friend of Big T and Jack just happens to come along for the ride because he'd whine like a child if left behind.
 
Jack is so fucking happy to be eating burgers in this video. I wouldn't be suprised if he bust a nut in his stretchy pants.

Retard is amazed at the quality of food. Yes, Jack. Maybe try more non-chain restaurants more often?
I mean Jack thought a brewery in a gentrified industrial neighborhood was ghetto at first no way it happens. But yeah I am really bored of these interchangable sports bars so I hope some of the chat commenters push him to do more downtown.
 
Checked out TN Brewworks' beers and it's not necessarily MY place (that goes to TailGate), but if you like IPA's they got you.

Jack complaining about the brewery's food prices and then ordering the exact same thing he was bitching about is pretty stupid. A $15 cheeseburger in a niche place isn't out of place.
 
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