US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Terrifik]

Anyone got the vid of her and the USWNT getting bitch slapped by FC Dallas' U-15 team?

FC Dallas under-15 boys squad beat the U.S. Women's National Team in a scrimmage

The match was in preparation for Thursday's USWNT friendly versus Russia

www.cbssports.com

 

[mandatorylurk]

Of course Murkowski and Collins voted to pretend the fake woman is a real woman, with dead bodies in her wake to make up for the abortions he wish he had.

 

[pwnest injun]

Humans are interchangeable units, all meant to serve the hive, buzz buzz.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Of course Murkowski and Collins voted to pretend the fake woman is a real woman, with dead bodies in her wake to make up for the abortions he wish he had.

Imagine racing to see who can be worse than Mitt Romney first.

 

[Hüftpriester]

LOL checkmate Biden, you senile bitch.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

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LOL checkmate Biden, you senile bitch.

STOP SAYING LOOPHOLE REEEEEEEE
(also it says the right of the people, not of the militia, so it's not necessary, but I like his cheekiness)

 

[Terrifik]

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[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Terrifik]

https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1374847829659807750

 

[The Big O]

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Kim and his sister are getting uppity... The rewind button on the VHS of life has now reached the time stamp of 2017.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Standardized Profile]

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LOL checkmate Biden, you senile bitch.

You don't enlist in the unorganized militia. It's unorganized.

The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.

South Carolina's statute includes females (and nonbinaries!):

SECTION 25-1-60. Composition and classes of militia.
(A) The militia of this State consists of all able-bodied persons over seventeen years of age who are:
(1) citizens of the United States residing within this State;
(2) citizens of the United States bound by law, lawful order, or contract to serve in the militia or military forces of this State; or
(3) persons who have declared their intention to become citizens of the United States and are bound by law, lawful order, or contract to serve in the militia or military forces of this State.
(B) The militia is divided into three classes:
(1) the National Guard;
(2) the organized militia not in National Guard service; and
(3) the unorganized militia.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

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I hope it kills me.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Wouldn't it just be amazing that North Korea goes to the brink this time, and Japan and S. Korea and even the Norks ask for Trump to negotiate.

 

[LaxerBRO]

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https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1374847829659807750

Goodie, soft ball questions by a friendly press. Let's not forget a nice shooting to be served as the main topic.

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It would have exploded by now if it had a live warhead.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

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This is what happens when the USA "elected" a President with dementia who can't even walk up the stairs without keeling over and the person who is supposed to step in is a whore whose only skill is sucking dick.

Congress just approved a man in a dress to be Assistant Secretary of Health, I don't know how much more evidence one needs to realize our current government is a joke.

 

[potato fan]

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https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1374794755780050952

the chutzpah... I get that politicians love to blame their predecessors for everything, but seiously... you can blame drumpf for being racist/xenophobic/getting twoo scoops of ice cream, but "being too soft and too inviting to immigrants"? niggas you spent 4 years criticising him for building an anti-imigrant wall, for enacting anti-immigrant policies, for empowering ICE to catch illegals in sanctuary cities... have the bare minimum of integrity and don't try to do a 180 on this.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

the chutzpah... I get that politicians love to blame their predecessors for everything, but seiously... you can blame drumpf for being racist/xenophobic/getting twoo scoops of ice cream, but "being too soft and too inviting to immigrants"? niggas you spent 4 years criticising him for building an anti-imigrant wall, for enacting anti-immigrant policies, for empowering ICE to catch illegals in sanctuary cities... have the bare minimum of integrity and don't try to do a 180 on this.

Couldn't agree more. The immigrants ain't wearing "Trump please let us in!" T-shirts now or ever, were they? That right there pretty much says what a huge pile of absolute horseshit this administration is.