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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Bonnies getting horny just thinking about all of the media attention. Maybe we'll see a "Nazi" in the background so people can make "TRUTH" videos to promote the shitty ranch more
They'll probably do some lazy shit like just having one fag in the back of the frame holding a freshly opened nazi flag, creases and all. They'll probably get away with it too if they did that.
 
They'll probably do some lazy shit like just having one fag in the back of the frame holding a freshly opened nazi flag, creases and all. They'll probably get away with it too if they did that.
Not even that, Penny will be like "WE ARE GETTING ATTACKED!!!" and when asked for proof, he will hold up a tiny little nazi flag stick, and thats it
 
I think some context about 9News is due here.

A couple of you may remember this from the good ol' Floyd Riots Megathread, but 9News is thoroughly infested. This was evidenced by faggot TV personality Kyle Clark's involvement in, and lack of termination following, some shady shit that lead to a protestor getting murdered point blank by some hired Antifa "muscle". To see them in some kind of social kickback scheme with the Tranchfolx is unsurprising tbh; expect the Denver Post to follow suit shortly.
 
The business entity number is #20181895208. The business office address is located at XXXX County Road XXX, Westcliffe, CO 81252. (Editor/GG: We deleted their physical address.) The business [was] formed on November 16, 2018. The entity type is limited liability company. The business status is ‘good standing’.
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This is from just under a year ago and they weren't in good standing at all, they were delinquent. I don't know shit about running an LLC, but does anyone in here? I think it would be hard to raise your standing that much, especially when the main export has dropped as much as Bonnie himself has admitted.

Edit: according to this (archive) they cleared that up two months later. Any more experienced tranchologists remember them mentioning anything about getting a decent cash influx around then?
 
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This is from just under a year ago and they weren't in good standing at all, they wete delinquent. I don't know shit about running an LLC, but does anyone in here? I think it would be hard to raise your standing that much, especially when the main export has dropped as much as Bonnie himself has admitted.

Edit: according to this they cleared that up two months later. Any more experienced tranchologists remember them mentioning anything about getting a decent cash influx around then?

When a company is not in compliance with its state filing and tax obligations, it is considered delinquent, although some states may use different terminology, such as "not in good standing." A delinquent corporation maintains its legal existence and may be continuing to conduct business in the state but it faces a variety of potential consequences.”

if this legal doom definition is correct, I wonder what they violated
 
Not only is there the Troon Earthship saga to look forward to...there's been an official response to the Tranch by the alleged fascist newspaper! It's Christmas all over again!

Honestly though, that letter that Lisa wrote was more professional than I was expecting and I wouldn't be surprised if she or anyone at the Sentinel reads the thread regularly. I look forward to seeing the Tranch's chimpout in response.
 
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This is from just under a year ago and they weren't in good standing at all, they were delinquent. I don't know shit about running an LLC, but does anyone in here? I think it would be hard to raise your standing that much, especially when the main export has dropped as much as Bonnie himself has admitted.

Edit: according to this (archive) they cleared that up two months later. Any more experienced tranchologists remember them mentioning anything about getting a decent cash influx around then?
LLC renewals are usually well under $100. Either it's tax problems or sheer laziness.
 
I feel bad for the people who originally started the earthship project. They abandoned the project but now it's going to become a prison camp for greasy troons in Overwatch hoodies which is likely a far cry from what their original plans were.
 
Has anyone manage to make an official timeline of what probably happened around the great siege? I would really like a write up of what really happened versus what the ranch said happened.
That's the thing; nothing happened. Maybe a reporter got sent some citric acid in the mail, maybe she didn't, maybe it had something to do with the Tranch, maybe it didn't. Some tyres were supposed to have been overinflated and that's it. The rest of it was just vague posting and Bonnie and Penny foaming. There's no timeline of events because there are no events. Just paranoid fantasies and retards throwing money at standover merchants.
 
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