Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[FitchieBitchie]

if we could only harness the power of the full-body cringe that i feel while listening to Chantal trying to dissect the work of David lynch, we could fix the energy crisis in a matter of minutes.

 

[The Wizard]

Finally!!!

Archive: TWIN PEAKS THEMED DINNER AND ICONIC CHERRY PIE (Uploaded 03/25/2021)
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As if her life isn't already Lynchian enough.

 

[gampboonerisms]

So....back alley doctor it is?

just imagine that scene in ep100 of csi where a transwoman is found dead in a storage unit. but chinny, and her fat is hung up like wings.

 

[DongMiguel]

She's using that camera that shows how fat she really is again
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I'm convinced it's due to the green screen. This happens every time she films in front of it, which tells me it interacts incorrectly with the filter she uses during her other videos.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Video was definitely not worth the weight.

Sorry everyone but I couldn’t resist.

 

[krazy orange cat]

This ending is just so very Chantal...

 

[Latenightcheez]

She kinda loses her focus and stumbles on her words when she makes eye contact with her food. It’s like the equivalent of talking to a chick with a huge pair of tits

 

[ADHD]

Video was definitely not worth the wait.

Knowing she had to put in all the work to make the food and seeing her get zero dopamine payoff made it kind of worth it, to me, at least.

 

[Baby Got Backfat]

This was more Twin Troughs than Twin Peaks.

 

[IHateMyJob]

Ok who ever had her throwing on a ratty blond wig and saying her name is Laura Palmer you have a Bingo.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

The food looked like shit.
She looked like shit.
That pie crust was an abomination of shit.
Never watched the show so her blathering was shit.
And now she's gonna go shit.

 

[krazy orange cat]

She should have cosplayed as Killer Bob. That would have more entertaining. Also why do all of her videos have to revolve around food? Watch that damn show and talk about the themes, the theories, the 2017 show...I don't think you have to worry about spoiling the ending for people.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

This wig makes her look like Cherry-Berry. Lol

 

[Mr. Manchester]

All of you are going to be mad at me but I have to say, that looks like a good meal. It makes me kind of sad because Chantal actually put her mind to something and made something that looked pretty good. It's these little flashes of insight that make someone like Chantal special because it proves they're not just some mongoloid with prader-wily who can't help it, she's capable of doing something competent.

There's always that bit of hope for any person that I make fun of on this website. A small glimpse into their humanity and potential. If she did something like that once a week and started to lose weight I can say with conviction that I would be genuinely happy for her.

That's why it's so much fun to mock her when she dumps gravy on a pizza and acts like an asshole.

 

[Concerned Onlooker]

Safe to assume that cherry-y cherry pie is gone already.

I truly don't think that even gluttonous Chantal could choke down that pah. It was burned, she overcooked it by at least 30 minutes. That was a shortbread crust which cannot withstand an hour in the oven, you could hear it crunching when she was chewing it. Pie crust isn't meant to be crunchy. She only ate half of it- and she only ate half of the meat, which was tough, overcooked and dry looking.

As I watched this video I had 2 nagging questions. How long many days will those pots sit on the stove before she will make a "Clean With Me" Live where the only cleaning is putting them in the sink and filling with soapy water to soak them? And what kind of pizza did she order after she pulled off the wig and turned the camera off?

 

[Who Now]

I thought this was a shot she showed us of how well her FUPA had healed

"Why don't you go do a girl a favor, and cook me something up. Something nice, something elegant, something rich, something yummy..."
*cuts to this*

The crust looked so tough, like she knead it too much.

Kinda disappointed she didn't use cherries with pits. It would have been pretty funny

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

This angle/filter combo makes it look like her chins combined their powers to form Megachin.



But yeah, I'm with those who are just a little happy to see she put some effort into something. The end result is boring and ridiculous, but at least it's not another damn livestream spent sniffing and eating everything in sight interspersed with ratfaced HIIIIIIIIIII's.

 

[Chantal's Therapist]

This angle/filter combo makes it look like her chins combined their powers to form Megachin.

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But yeah, I'm with those who are just a little happy to see she put some effort into something. The end result is boring and ridiculous, but at least it's not another damn livestream spent sniffing and eating everything in sight interspersed with ratfaced HIIIIIIIIIII's.

I agree ... kinda
But then i zoomed in on her dirty Fingernails and noticed all the cat hair on her shirt , it ruined the tiny little praise i had for her .

 

[440088]

All of you are going to be mad at me but I have to say, that looks like a good meal. It makes me kind of sad because Chantal actually put her mind to something and made something that looked pretty good. It's these little flashes of insight that make someone like Chantal special because it proves they're not just some mongoloid with prader-wily who can't help it, she's capable of doing something competent.

There's always that bit of hope for any person that I make fun of on this website. A small glimpse into their humanity and potential. If she did something like that once a week and started to lose weight I can say with conviction that I would be genuinely happy for her.

That's why it's so much fun to mock her when she dumps gravy on a pizza and acts like an asshole.

no offense but I really admire your ability to look at a grown woman being able to utilize her kitchen to cook a meal as something that gives you hope for them. Like, how low is the fucking bar if baking a pie and cooking some meat something that gives you insight into her humanity. For this simple meal to make you hopeful for her - prior you must of really thought of her as inhuman lmao. Not that I blame you. It’s easy to forget she’s an actual adult woman in her 30s. It made me chuckle that seeing her bake a pie made you say “oh shit I forgot she’s an actual person. Look at her being human”. as if before she was some love craft horror.

 

[Ofelia]

"Many Italian-Americans use tomato “sauce" to refer to a simple, light, quickly-made topping for pasta. Gravy, on the other hand, takes all day to cook. It's rich and thick and full of meats and vegetables."

That's the top Google results for "Gravy in Italian". The translation issue is because Italian doesn't have a word for "gravy" as we use it. Not an Italian speaker, but it seems they use "brown sauce" or sauce made with the juices of cooked meat to mean gravy. That is similar to other European languages like German, which use "cooked on a pan" and "sauce" to make a compound word which we know of as "gravy" in English.



With our luck, she will at least have some hair on her mustache!

No. You call it gravy if your idiot family called it gravy when you were growing up. Italians put meat like brasciole and neck bones in tomato sauce and simmer it all day. That’s sauce. Gravy is something a fat American slob once said and other fat slobs claim it’s a thing. It’s not.