7/23 Court Date

[Barmy4Blarms]

Looks like another continuance.

(Edit: next hearing scheduled for 15 Oct at 9:30)

For fucks sake. How many more continuances do there have to be?

 

[MasterDisaster]

Look at the bright side. Now we get another three months of him getting a chance to really fuck shit up. Maybe he'll nut up and try entering a Gamestop with his new blue hair look; surely they'll fall for that.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

"*He farted, loudly, in the court room."
That nearly killed me, i found it so funny.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I get that everyone is impatient with all these continuances. But some day when Chris dies, he'll be sitting just outside the gates of heaven getting continuances forever too, so it balances out.

 

[Gothicserpent]

"*He farted, loudly, in the court room."
That nearly killed me i found it so funny.

WHAT.

 

[Baby Pom]

special surprise

 

[Zarkov]

So what's that special surprise that some were talking about ? Because Chris farting loudly in public with a total lack of shame hardly surprises me.

 

[ROFL Tse-tung]

So was the special surprise that Christine dyed her hair toilet-water blue?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

At this point, we should rename the Chris continuations the "Bi-Monthly Kiwi Get Together Luncheons."

Kiwis come to watch Chris file for another continuance, then take pictures at some notable CWC locations.

 

[CWCissey]

Oh please tell me you got footage of Chris farting in the courtroom! That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've read in months!

 

[General Juicer]

Oh please tell me you got footage of Chris farting in the courtroom! That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've read in months!

Are we really that starved for content?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

There's plenty of archival footage of Chris farting in the meantime.

 

[CWCissey]

There's plenty of archival footage of Chris farting in the meantime.

I'm not watching Cakefarts again!

 

[deeman]

 

[RealtreeByGod]

Are we really that starved for content?

No shit is too minor.

 

[asperhes]

Oh please tell me you got footage of Chris farting in the courtroom! That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've read in months!

You can't bring (turned on) cell phones or cameras into the courtroom.

 

[CWCissey]

You can't bring (turned on) cell phones or cameras into the courtroom.

Gaah!

Although I would love it if that appeared on the transcriber's notes

 

[Space_Dandy]

Oh please tell me you got footage of Chris farting in the courtroom! That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've read in months!

I agree. We must have more details about this event. Did he do it while they were discussing his case, or just while waiting?

 

[gamer2014]

You can't bring (turned on) cell phones or cameras into the courtroom.

Perhaps an hidden audio recorder next time?

 

[Pikonic]

Gaah!

Although I would love it if that appeared on the transcriber's notes

We would finally have an answer to this question
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-do-chriss-farts-sound-like.1340/