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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
Just feel like sharing a frame from the above video here.
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Those women's glasses don't make his weirdly neanderthal-like features look any better. You really have to wonder what he's thinking when he looks into the mirror each morning. His "24 going on 40" look also is cringe.
 
TEN MINUTES IN BEFORE THE VIDEO ACTUALLY FUCKING STARTS.

I was originally going to point out the video has the energy of the cool kids telling the retarded kid he can join the group if he goes and kicks that hornets nest over there, but fuck that: Q is so insufferable to watch and listen to now I'm just MATI.

P.S. Did Chills do a voice in one of Internet Historian's Incognito videos? I feel like I recognise it.
 
Can confirm working at Little Caesar's can either be heaven or hell, no in-between.
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50 points to the gentile that used the right name.
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Quinton complaining about an overly specific article in TARDIS. Hey Q, two words: ZYGON PENIS.
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STARE IN AWE.
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The mouthbreathers of r/QuintonReviews are collectively losing their shit over the moment that made me lose the last shred of respect I had for Quinton.
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Yeah he played Jeff the Killer in this Sundance Rejects video.

Interestingly enough, Internet Historian seems to be the only thing connecting Q and Chills before this last video, since they both did collabs with IH and showed up on his second channel. This, of course, was one of the countless bridges Quinton burned for no reason other than virtue signaling, and IH purged their video from his channel.
In case anyone's curious, nothing of value was lost.


In some alternate universe out there Q and IH are still in good terms, Quinton took part in one of the Sundance Rejects videos, and sucked all the fun out of it.
 
Interestingly enough, Internet Historian seems to be the only thing connecting Q and Chills before this last video, since they both did collabs with IH and showed up on his second channel. This, of course, was one of the countless bridges Quinton burned for no reason other than virtue signaling, and IH purged their video from his channel.
In case anyone's curious, nothing of value was lost.
Glad he burned this bridge because I wouldn't want him shitting up any of IH's content in the future.

Chalk this one up as a victory for Q, even if it was technically an own goal.
 
Being a cook is a demanding job that can break people. It's the reason why I jumped ship from cooking to IT.
You have to stand on your feet all day in a hot kitchen with loads of orders coming in and are under constant stress and you get paid shit, its definitely a terrible job. That's why so many cooks use something to deal with the stress of the job; either cigarettes, alcohol, or some drug (Adderall, weed, cocaine, etc.). I once worked in a kitchen as well, and man it's not worth it, and everyone I worked with was high on something or drunk.
 
You have to stand on your feet all day in a hot kitchen with loads of orders coming in and are under constant stress and you get paid shit, its definitely a terrible job. That's why so many cooks use something to deal with the stress of the job; either cigarettes, alcohol, or some drug (Adderall, weed, cocaine, etc.). I once worked in a kitchen as well, and man it's not worth it, and everyone I worked with was high on something or drunk.
I got by on cigarettes alone in my kitchen days, but my buddy was high out of his mind every day. It's honestly a miracle he didn't injure himself somehow. Most of the rest of the guys there were older than we were and just seemed dead inside. Can't imagine I looked much better though. Kitchens are hell.
 
lol Lindsay Ellis just deleted her twitter for having a dumbshit take on Asian culture in media, Quinton's probably celebrating in his server right now
That fat gay bitch will still run defense for her. I bet he won't tweet anything, but in his hugbox server he's saying what she said was wrong but it's a shame people came after her.
 
Alright, mild powerlevel incoming that is pertinent to wagie derailing but also to Quinton:
I worked at Little Caesar's for two and a half years. Pretty popular in my region and I got to work at the most demanding location. It can be pretty stressful work ngl, LC demands you to do shit quick but as such you get to know a lot of people that can cope with you. I smoked for a brief time because of the stress and I can partly blame my weed escapades on working there.

I worked at the Prep Station (the wankers that put the ingredients on the pizza) and Landing (the wankers that receive the pizzas from the oven, cut them, and pack them). Why am I bringing this up? Ever since I discovered Quinton worked at LC I have been wondering how someone that seems so sluggish could fit in that hyperactive environment and I have come up with two main theories based on what I know from personal experience. When you are a big guy, they usually put you in Dough Mix (wankers that make the dough and place it on pans for the pizzas and bread). Even someone with Q's underdeveloped arms could do that. He could also have worked at Landing or even being that guy that has to clean Drive-Thru and empty the trash cans.

TL; DR: I'm convinced Little Caesar's is the most aspie-friendly fast-food chain to work in there is.

Back to Quinton.
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There's this overexposed version of the second photo he yeeted that seems straight from Lindsay Ellis' playbook.
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That fat gay bitch will still run defense for her. I bet he won't tweet anything, but in his hugbox server he's saying what she said was wrong but it's a shame people came after her.
What a dumbass. This is the ultimate "live by the sword, die by the sword" moment, and yet he's still too willfully stupid to grow a spine and stick up for himself.
I wouldn't mind seeing an arc where all of the cool kids that Quinton wanted to hang out with destroy themselves one by one while Quinton just does nothing and mopes.

I want to see DSP tier invincibility out of this boy.
I'd love to as well, but we all know that Quinton would charge headfirst into trying to defend them/make his way into their "friend" circle again.
 
That fat gay bitch will still run defense for her. I bet he won't tweet anything, but in his hugbox server he's saying what she said was wrong but it's a shame people came after her.
I'm honestly not sure about that. Quinton seemed pretty bitter on discord when she leaked his DMs, and we all know how much he likes to celebrate when people who dislike him fall. There's also the fact he's a massive self-centered cunt who felt vindicated by the Mumkey Jones drama even though he had absolutely nothing to do with it, so I'm sure he feels somewhat responsible for Lindsay quitting twitter.

Some more discord leaks would be lovely right now. In public he's going to play the nice guy and post something vague about how sad it is to see an idol of his getting chased off the internet, or just say nothing at all. But in the deepest layers of his hugbox? I'm willing to bet he's bringing out his finest Soylent to celebrate this right now.
 
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