Orbiter TheGatorGamer / Christopher Brian Holloman / "Shannon Gaines" / GatorTimeYT - Ethan Ralph's former schizophrenic lapdog. Paid in pennies to defend his master online. Now emancipated and doxed by Ethan Ralph.

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You might be thinking Gator's leaning back in the chair, but alas no; it's actually being crushed beneath his own gunt.
poor gaytor, imagine reading that someone figured out you actually crushed that poor chair when youre just trying to obsessively comb this subforum for gay ops and facts constantly, i say we help him out, a 🦎symbol and spoiler for content gaytor would be particularly interested in

Is he still thirsting after that hairy bitch? Jeez.
she thirsted after gaytors salamander and literally gave him an invitation to her ass live on air (no really) and he STILL said no in a nervous stammering blurb. ffs gaytor just take your nub and rub it against her hole already. are the fucking aylawgs going to have to help him stop being such a faggot and guide his dick into her for him? is it going to have to be a pretend youre holding the kids hand when taking them off training wheels type deals? are we going to have to have some big reconciliatory event where the mean ol psycho melty pushes gaytors back towards and away from her while null and cwc try to keep it in her and ralph takes pictures like a proud mother? wtf gaytor stop being such a dickless wonder and do it already its been literal years! youve been stammering like warski or a faggy mc for longer than aylawggin your show has been a thing
 
she thirsted after gaytors salamander and literally gave him an invitation to her ass live on air (no really) and he STILL said no in a nervous stammering blurb. ffs gaytor just take your nub and rub it against her hole already. are the fucking aylawgs going to have to help him stop being such a faggot and guide his dick into her for him? is it going to have to be a pretend youre holding the kids hand when taking them off training wheels type deals? are we going to have to have some big reconciliatory event where the mean ol psycho melty pushes gaytors back towards and away from her while null and cwc try to keep it in her and ralph takes pictures like a proud mother? wtf gaytor stop being such a dickless wonder and do it already its been literal years! youve been stammering like warski or a faggy mc for longer than aylawggin your show has been a thing
See, I thought it was the other way around but I don't really give a shit what Gator does or doesn't do. Aydin would probably be the best he could get. Them playing internet grab-ass is fucking cringe regardless.
 
See, I thought it was the other way around but I don't really give a shit what Gator does or doesn't do. Aydin would probably be the best he could get. Them playing internet grab-ass is fucking cringe regardless.
youd think but gaytor is so fucking terrible at this even a woman who actually likes him and lives in the same state and who is comfortable publicly inviting him to play with her ass and bounce quarters off of it and presumably more is just too much for our little tadpole to navigate successfully. wtf gaytor i thought you were going to take charge and show bitches who the real ralpha was in your relationship? youre letting her race mix when you could be doing her! the disconnect between gaytor saying hed dom you irl and be your proxy daddy who lays down the laws and slaps your "aligator tears" and womanly depressed feelings away vs him not being able to rise to the occassion even if you bent the fuck over and begged for his seed is just mind boggling
 
Seems so. This tweet's really got it all though: Gator being an autist around women on the internet, and by way of an oldfag Goatse reference to boot.
Bitches love vintage shock images. All Gaydur has to do is post Tubgirl + Blue Waffle then end with a picture of Dubya Encyclopedia Dramatica-style and she’s his.
 
I'll be a bit of a gainesguard here but preserving his anonimity is clearly Gator's main priority, after all as the Eldestfag himself would say "back when we could have fun on the internet we were all anonymous". She's a mentally ill woman who shared her nudes on /pol/ of all places (Gaydur's second home), this alone must have been a massive red flag for him. She would have 100% leaked at the very least his fliratious DMs and maybe inadvertently even his full dox.

Whatever the case may be, this interaction goes in the pile of proofs Gaydur's never had sex :)
 
I'll be a bit of a gainesguard here but preserving his anonimity is clearly Gator's main priority, after all as the Eldestfag himself would say "back when we could have fun on the internet we were all anonymous". She's a mentally ill woman who shared her nudes on /pol/ of all places (Gaydur's second home), this alone must have been a massive red flag for him. She would have 100% leaked at the very least his fliratious DMs and maybe inadvertently even his full dox.

Whatever the case may be, this interaction goes in the pile of proofs Gaydur's never had sex :)
See, this is what I don't understand. If remaining anonymous is his top priority (gotta be like Daddy Jim) then what purpose did it serve to go to Knoxville and show his face? That seemed like a really half-witted thing to do.
 
Potential Gaydur spotted!

This is pure speculation, a shameful display of tinfoil-hattery and faggotry, but I think this might just be our favourite janny's previous identity. I know there must have been a lot of anime spergs following Ralph back in the day but imo here the coincidences are just too many to ignore. Maybe I'm going mad but judge for yourselves, Gaydur's biggest strength is his complete lack of personality, he's a cookie-cutter oldfag weeb, so this could easily be someone else.

First of all, the account was obsessed with GG and retweeted the gunt A LOT of times. It would be impossible to archive every single gunt retweet, if you take a look at his profile you'll find them super easily.

Now for the more interesting things:
The oldfag created his account in December 2014, this account stopped tweeting daily in December 2014. This however could just be a funny coincidence.
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In the span of a single month this man proved to be a one-man army of guntguarding
Collection
Editor's choice: guntguarding excellence
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The account holder's relationship with the land of the rising sun and its media waste
Pokemon-related
Garden variety weebism
Persona and the video he linked
Something he retweeted
Phoenix Wright and the video he linked
Street Fighter
Gintama
Something else he retweeted (archive missing pic, here it is)
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He retweeted something related to Steins;Gate: original tweet, archive
Moemonday (possible crosspost with oldfaggotry tab)
More 2D children
More anime fuckery
More Persona
Even more anime fuckery (the archive didn't save the picture, I'll attach it right here)
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There's very few cases of the owner of this account getting political but they really sound gator-like
Ferguson riots
Big brain time: Darren Wilson wasn't indicted on purpose to somehow justify and legitimise the riots
Part 1
Part 2
This legitimately REEKS of Gaydur
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"I'm essentially anime."
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Now, I don't know where he took his avatar from, I couldn't find any definitive answer. All in all I think this account is worth investigating, the account was short lived but extremely active and I can't possibly go through all his shit.

Bonus non Gaydur-related content he retweeted: shoeonhag tries to trick the beautiful Zach Hadel https://archive.md/Tgtpj
 
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To put it simply, he blocked some people and they got mad.
Between this quote and him obnoxiously @ing Ralph in the above tweet, I think there's a good chance that this is our boy. Good find @FuzzMushr00m.

Edit: Apparently somebody decided to archive a handful of ShutUp_Sarcasm's tweets back in 2014/15 with Wayback. They are the following:
Something else worth noting is that Ralph actually liked and retweeted the first gunt guarding tweet. Clicking on his avatar will direct to archives of his actual account from that time.
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Now, I don't know where he took his avatar from, I couldn't find any definitive answer.

According to Tineye it seems to be a trans/feminized version of Sagashi from Danganronpa (I don't know who or what that is).

Here's the original image, archive.

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Edit: After some further searching, it seems to be the Sagashi carachter, in the style of the Sonia character, archive.

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I also did a quick search if Gator has ever mentioned Danganronpa, but couldn't see that he had.
 
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Ok, check out Tweet number 6. I think @FuzzMushr00m hit a bullseye.
Between this quote and him obnoxiously @ing Ralph in the above tweet, I think there's a good chance that this is our boy. Good find @FuzzMushr00m.

Edit: Apparently somebody decided to archive a handful of ShutUp_Sarcasm's tweets back in 2014/15 with Wayback. They are the following:
Something else worth noting is that Ralph actually liked and retweeted the first gunt guarding tweet. Clicking on his avatar will direct to archives of his actual account from that time.
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TheGamerGator is a true /v/irgin, hail #Gamergate.
 
GATOR, WHAT IS THIS BETRAYAL?!
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Tweet | Archive

Also all of these retweets from Mercedes Carrera. Really makes you think.
This was 4 months after GamerGate. He was just bowing down and paying respect to the most red pilled motherfucker on the Internet and king of #GamerGate.

HAIL THE KING, HAIL !!!
 
Potential Gaydur spotted!

This is pure speculation, a shameful display of tinfoil-hattery and faggotry, but I think this might just be our favourite janny's previous identity. I know there must have been a lot of anime spergs following Ralph back in the day but imo here the coincidences are just too many to ignore. Maybe I'm going mad but judge for yourselves, Gaydur's biggest strength is his complete lack of personality, he's a cookie-cutter oldfag weeb, so this could easily be someone else.

First of all, the account was obsessed with GG and retweeted the gunt A LOT of times. It would be impossible to archive every single gunt retweet, if you take a look at his profile you'll find them super easily.

Now for the more interesting things:
The oldfag created his account on December 2014, this account stopped tweeting daily in December 2014. This however could just be a funny coincidence.
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In the span of a single month this man proved to be a one-man army of guntguarding
Collection
Editor's choice: guntguarding excellence
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The account holder's relationship with the land of the rising sun and its media waste
Pokemon-related
Garden variety weebism
Persona and the video he linked
Something he retweeted
Phoenix Wright and the video he linked
Street Fighter
Gintama
Something else he retweeted
He retweeted something related to Steins;Gate: original tweet, archive
Moemonday (possible crosspost with oldfaggotry tab)
More 2D children
More anime fuckery
More Persona
Even more anime fuckery (the archive didn't save the picture, I'll attach it right here)
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There's very few cases of the owner of this account getting political but they could just be gator-tier takes
Ferguson riots
Big brain time: Darren Wilson wasn't indicted on purpose to justify the riots
Part 1
Part 2

Now, I don't know where he took his avatar from, I couldn't find any definitive answer. All in all I think this account is worth investigating, the account was short lived but extremely active and I can't possibly go through all his shit.

Bonus non Gaydur-related content he retweeted: shoeonhag tries to trick the beautiful Zach Hadel https://archive.md/Tgtpj
Even if this turns out to not be Gator, it’s quite embarassing that he’s indistinguishable from an account that stopped tweeting over 6 years ago. The same obsession with weeb shit, the sane lukewarm takes and the same desire to suck Ralph’s micropenis.
 
https://pastebin.com/uXa6h8i3 (archive)

Here is a Pastebin that contains ShutUp_Sarcasm, TheGatorGamer, and TheRalphRetort:

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Notably, this Pastebin was archived 2 months ago, but no results for it appear in Google, suggesting somebody else was looking into it for some other reason.
For what purpose? Was someone making a list of people who used #GamerGate or what am I supposed to be gleaning from this?
 
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