I can't hold back, ffs. First I thought his mic failed as he suddenly went to silence for literally no reason for far too long. Then I skipped a few minutes back and, in typical DSP fashion, he squealed from his high horse his usual "Me so much better than [insert X] because I don't do this shit" talk.
He doesn't even wonder why nobody wants to watch him anymore, right? He does this on purpose, but not rather in a genius way, as more like he's stuck in a self-created limbo of shitty habits which feels the right thing to do because he trained his brain and body to procrastinate as long as possible.
Can't change up anything, can't improve anything, can't even dare to start a thinking progress of self-improvement. Instead repeating the same imprinted boring toxic behaviors, and on the other hand dead air. This guy's life is miserable with a high chance of boredom. The only adrenaline he gets is by pulling gatcha and commanding mental weaklings like a di(c)ktator.
I can't hold back, ffs. First I thought his mic failed as he suddenly went to silence for literally no reason for far too long. Then I skipped a few minutes back and, in typical DSP fashion, he squealed from his high horse his usual "Me so much better than [insert X] because I don't do this shit" talk.
He doesn't even wonder why nobody wants to watch him anymore, right? He does this on purpose, but not rather in a genius way, as more like he's stuck in a self-created limbo of shitty habits which feels the right thing to do because he trained his brain and body to procrastinate as long as possible.
Can't change up anything, can't improve anything, can't even dare to start a thinking progress of self-improvement. Instead repeating the same imprinted boring toxic behaviors, and on the other hand dead air. This guy's life is miserable with a high chance of boredom. The only adrenaline he gets is by pulling gatcha and commanding mental weaklings like a di(c)ktator.
Also lol at the begging at the end, "we are only at 16$ in tips,I keep telling people to not take it for granted,we are only at 16$ in tips and we only have 1 hour left,I guess we'll see what happens in the next hour".
Shameless begging, this guy says streams are not all about the money and that he loves games but if you don't give 100$ dollars per stream he wagequits.
The weirdest part is one grown man defending another grown man's penis. Like seriously. The guy is literally white knighting DSP and being like "trust me bro. Dude has a big dick I promise"
He really needs to evaluate some things in his life.
Phil hates Blade Runner because it requires a viewer to think and there aren't boom booms every 15 minutes to maintain the gnat brained audience's attention while eating their own boogers
DSP has difficulty grasping metaphors. Stories that have ambiguous endings or themes are meant to force you to look at the work in a different context besides the literal. He always bitches about open ended stories.
My guess is that he’s just anti intellectual about that shit because he thinks it’s gay or something. Or that introspection would force him to look at his own life and realize he did do something wrong, and he didn’t do everything correct.
DSP has difficulty grasping metaphors. Stories that have ambiguous endings or themes are meant to force you to look at the work in a different context besides the literal. He always bitches about open ended stories.
Leanna was if I remember correct very "anti-school" when she was living with Phil. I believe it was before she got a job but she had some kind of post talking about how college was a scam?
Might be confusing her with a different cow adjacent thot but she had all sorts of dumbass opinions back when she'd vlog.
Edit: Leanna 100% had a 'fuck college college is stupid only idiots go to college' clip someplace since searching finds people talking about it and how dumb she was (back in like 2015).
Afaik her not even graduating high school is new (at least to me) hilarious info that explains a lot.
If anyone has the intestinal fortitude to go down the Leanna rabbit hole to find something they're looking for. 17 hours worth of content. Tevin says within the first couple of minutes of the first one that he has over 200 of her vlogs clocking in at around 22 hours worth of chantent, so he came close to getting through them all. Skip to 1:14 for that.
Going to archive these because why not. Plus it's the only remnants of her YT days outside of some clips and probably a few short archived videos. Can't risk these getting sent to banworld. I'll update with the links after doing so. Edit: archived.
If anyone has the intestinal fortitude to go down the Leanna rabbit hole to find something they're looking for. 17 hours worth of content. Tevin says within the first couple of minutes of the first one that he has over 200 of her vlogs clocking in at around 22 hours worth of chantent, so he came close to getting through them all. Skip to 1:14 for that.
Going to archive these because why not. Plus it's the only remnants of her YT days outside of some clips and probably a few short archived videos. Can't risk these getting sent to banworld. I'll update with the links after doing so.
I want to break down that video with time stamps because its hilarious:
0:58 He calls Leanna new potted plants "succulent plants" for some reason.
1:58 He is talking about how he has perfectly working office chairs in his nook and says "we can dump these chairs,not dump DONATE". He inadvertidly admitted that he was going to take two office chairs to the dump,I'm pretty sure that if he lefts them on the street someone would have took them but he threw them away in the dump.
3:25 there is some plastic baskets and he starts talking about how he is "going to have to chop up those baskets". Again perfectly working baskets and instead of putting them in the street so someone take it he wants to destroy them and throw it away.
4:10 He has paper plates that he bought IN BULK in the closet,mature adult can't do dishes and eats from paper plates.
4:30 He admits that the garage was an un-usable mess from all the shit it had and it took him 2 YEARS to clean (and he only did because his dad was there).
5:15 When talking about his dirty garage he says "I didn't had time to clean it up myself,the day I take off to do that I don't work,I can't make money,I can't support the business". Phil you work like 6 hours a day from home and you have one day off a week,stop roleplaying as if you had no free time you acoustic manchild no one believes you. Also still RPing as a business owner.
7:30 He admits his parents were doing things around the house all day.
7:50 He talks about how his parents had to teach him how to paint and take care of the garden so its not filled with weeds since he couldn't possibly have know. A man in his 30s said that unironically.
8:30 His father had to help him move a couch because he was sitting in a cushion that was flattened every night(I assume the cushions are attached to the couch),Phil would have kept sitting on a flattened cushion forever if his dad wasn't there.
Lol at his level of self awareness,he made a 10 minute video about how he is such a manchild that he didn't clean up his garage in two years to the point where he couldn't use it ,his dad painted his GF room,he didn't know how to get rid of weedß in his garden and didn't know how to paint a wall. This makes him look so immachoor for a man in his mid 30s.
I liked at 3:28 when Phil says he is glad he finally has a place to put all his tools.
Phil's tool cabinet consisted of a hammer, a sprayer for his garden hose, channel locks, wire strippers, super glue, his purse, two cans of spray paint, and safety goggles.
If anyone has the intestinal fortitude to go down the Leanna rabbit hole to find something they're looking for. 17 hours worth of content. Tevin says within the first couple of minutes of the first one that he has over 200 of her vlogs clocking in at around 22 hours worth of chantent, so he came close to getting through them all. Skip to 1:14 for that.
Going to archive these because why not. Plus it's the only remnants of her YT days outside of some clips and probably a few short archived videos. Can't risk these getting sent to banworld. I'll update with the links after doing so.
I once watched all of these videos (the Tevin ones, mind you) because I have no life.
These are why I shake my head when anyone talks up Pandalee. She says so many off-the-wall things that it's almost hard to tell if she rubbed off on Phil more than the other way around. I know she was young while making them and she's most likely grown out of some of the attitudes she displays (obviously because she was at least smart enough to leave Phil), but it tainted my view on her.
Here is the video from September 2014 where he slowly films his entire blu-ray collection.
Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 of Breaking Bad
The Jurassic Park Trilogy
Seasons 1, 2, 3 of Boondocks
Season 1 of Mad Men(which he "didn't really like very much")
Seasons 1, 2 of Chapelle's Show
Several Seasons of Home Movies
A Nightmare on Elm Street Collection("I actually haven't seen all the movies")
All Seasons of The Batman Animated Series
Sonic the Hedgehog Animated Series
All Seasons of The Justice League Animated Series
Freakazoid
Twin Peaks, entire 90's series
Game of Thrones, looks like Seasons 1, 2, 3
Taxi Driver
House of Cards
Sons of Anarchy Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4 on blu-ray
Spiderman 1, 2, 3
Revenge of the Nerds 'The Atomic Wedgie Collection'
Citizen Kane
Indiana Jones 1, 2, 3
Schindler's List
Lethal Weapon collection
Star Wars Episode 4, 5, 6 Collectors edition
Horror Movie Classics collection 50 movies
The Bourne Trilogy("I didn't even know I had 'The Bourne Trilogy'. What?!?")
The Wizard of Oz
Tha Alfred Hitchcock Collection
X-Men 1, 2, 3
A Clockwork Orange
The Matrix collection
The Godfather collection
The Quentin Tarantino collection
Shrek 1, 2, 3, 4
Lord of the Rings
Harry Potter complete collection on blu-ray
Back to the Future 1, 2, 3
Fringe Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
The Universal Studios Monsters collection on blu-ray
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Rocky 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Rocky Balboa
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo trilogy(there are 4 DVDs from this series sitting there, he doesn't mention them whatsoever)
Avatar
Boardwalk Empire complete series(He's only seen season 1)
The Omen
Toy Story 1, 2, 3
Batman Beyond the Animated Series
The 10 Commandments on blu-ray
The Mel Brooks collection on blu-ray
The Bond collection ("Every James Bond movie")
The Three Stooges
Random seasons of Adult Swim cartoons including: Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Frisky Dingo, Robot Chicken, The Brak Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Venture Brothers, Tom Meets the Mayor, The Oblongs
A bunch of Random multi-film blu-rays he glosses over, including: Miramax Fast Action 6 blu-ray(People I Know, Ordinary Decent Criminal, Malevolent, Albino Alligator, Existenz, B. Monkey), Collateral Damage, Ernest goes to Camp/Jail, Back to School, Shaun of the Dead/Hot Fuzz, Scooby Doo 1&2, Assassins/The Replacements, A Bunch of Godzilla/Gamera movies, TMNT 1-3,Grumpy/Grumpier Old Men, Last Man Standing/The Last Boy Scout, Dirty Harry/Magnum Forge, Jet Li collection, plus about 12 more multi-film blu-rays I couldn't see
The Hobbit 1 & 2
Jurassic Park 3D
My Bloody Valentine
Life of Pi
Pacific Rim
Rio 1&2
Sadako 3D
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
Santa's Magical Stories
Heat
Gremlins 2
Oceans 11, 12, & 13
American Dad 3 seasons
Family Guy 10+ seasons, Family Guy Star Wars trilogy
ALPHABETIZED INDIVIDUAL FILMS on blu-ray
The 6th Day
12 Monkeys
21
28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
30 Days of Night
48 Hours
101 Dalmatians, 101 Dalmatians 2
300
1911 Revolution
Absolute Power
Ace Ventura Pet Detective
Akira
Aladdin
Alice in Wonderland
Aliens
Alien vs Predator Requiem
American Psycho
The Amityville Horror
Animal House
Any Given Sunday
Apocalypse Now
Apollo 13
Armed & Dangerous
Army of Darkness
The Assassination of Jesse James
A Time to Kill
Disney's Atlantis The Lost Empire
Awakenings
Bachelor Party
Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans
Bad Santa
Batman (2 copies?)
Batman Begins
Batman Beyond Return of the Joker
Batman Forever
Batman Returns
Batman & Robin
Battle Royale
Beetlejuice
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Big
The Big Hit
Big Trouble in Little China
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Black Sheep
The Blues Brothers
Body of Lies
The Boondock Saints
The Boondock Saints 2
Bret Hitman Hart The Dungeon Collection
Brooklyn's Finest
Disney's Brother Bear & Brother Bear 2
Brüno
Caddyshack
Cape Fear
Carlito's Way
Disney Pixar's Cars
Casino
Casino Royale
Chasing Amy
Chicken Little
Children of the Corn
A Christmas Story
Chronicles of Narnia Prince Caspian
Cinderella
City Suckers
Clash of the Titans
Clerks
Cliffhanger
Cloverfield
CM Punk Best in the World
Copland
The Crazies
Creepshow
The Crow
Dances with Wolves
Dark City
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight Rises
Daybreakers
Dazed & Confused
The Deer Hunter
Dejà Vu
Demolition Man
The Departed
Devil's Advocate
Dick Tracy
Dinosaur
Dog Day Afternoon
Dogma
Domino
Dredd
Dude Where's My Car
Dumbo
Edward Scissorhands
The Emperor's New Groove, Kronk's New Groove
Enemy of the State
Enter the Dragon
Event Horizon
The Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Extract
Face Off
Fantasia, Fantasia 2000
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
The Fifth Element
Fightclub
A Fistful of Dollars
For a Few Dollars More
Flash Gordon
Fletch
The Fly
Mankind The Life & Career of Mick Foley
The Fox & The Hound 1 & 2
Fracture
Frequency
The Frighteners
Frozen
From Dusk till Dawn
Ghostbusters
The Golden Compass
Gone Baby Gone
Gone with the Wind
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Good Will Hunting
The Goonies
Gran Torino
The Great Mouse Detective
Gremlins 1 & 2
The Green Mile
Groundhog's Day
The Happening
Heat
Heavy Metal
Disney's Hercules
The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey
Home Alone
Home on the Range
Hook
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame
I am Legend
The Illusionist
Imposter
Inception
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Interview with the Vampire
In the Electric Mist
Iron Man
The Jackal
Jacob's Ladder
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Disney's The Jungle Book
Kick-Ass
Labyrinth
L.A. Confidential
Disney's Lady and the Tramp
Lakeview Terrace
The Last of the Mohicans
Les Misérables
Let Me In
Lilo & Stitch
The Lion King
Little Shop of Horrors
Live Free or Die Hard
Lord of War
Mad Max
The Magnificent Seven
Major League
Mass Effect Paragon Lost
Master & Commander
Masters of the Universe
Maverick
The Little Mermaid
Mean Streets
Memento
Michael Clayton
Miracle on 34th Street
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat Annihilation
Disney's Mulan 1 & 2
The Mummy Trilogy
The Muppets
The Muppet Christmas Carol
The Muppets Take Manhattan
My Cousin Vinny
Napoleon Dynamite
National Lampoon's Vacation, Christmas Vacation, and European Vacation
National Treasure 2
Natural Born Killers
The Negotiator
The Neverending Story
The Nightmare Before Christmas
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 & 3
The Ninth Gate
No Country for Old Men
Nothing Left to Fear
Office Space
Disney's Oliver and Company
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
2 movies I couldn't see that start with an 'O'
Pandorum
Paranormal Activity
Disney's Peter Pan
Pete's Dragon
Platoon
Disney's Pocahontas 1 & 2
Poltergeist
Porky's
Predator
The Prestige
Primal Fear
some 'P' movie that was too stylized to read
The Proposition
Pulp Fiction
The Punisher
The Pursuit of Happiness
Push
The Quick and the Dead
Raging Bull
Rambo
Re-Animator
Disney's The Rescuers, and The Rescuers Down Under
Resident Evil
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
A River Runs Through It
Road to Perdition
Robocop
Disney's Robin Hood
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
Ronin
Rounders
Saving Private Ryan
Scarface
Scary Movie
Scream 1, 2, 3, 4
Scrooged
S. Darko (He has the shitty Donnie Darko sequel but not the original, and he tells you he is a 'Movie Buff' while this is onscreen)
Keep in mind Phil says he left hundreds of DVDs back in his CT condo, these are just the blu-rays he brought with him. It has been 6½ years since he filmed this so who knows how many more he bought, or what kind of a dent the 200 Kathy forced him to sell made in his consoomer shit-pile. This man is completely empty inside.
Phil has the Lethal Weapon collection sitting next to Schindler's List, and the Tarantino collection sitting next to the 4 Shrek movies collection. Yes, all of his opinions on movies are dogshit consoomer-tier.
Leanna was if I remember correct very "anti-school" when she was living with Phil. I believe it was before she got a job but she had some kind of post talking about how college was a scam?
Might be confusing her with a different cow adjacent thot but she had all sorts of dumbass opinions back when she'd vlog.
Edit: Leanna 100% had a 'fuck college college is stupid only idiots go to college' clip someplace since searching finds people talking about it and how dumb she was (back in like 2015).
Afaik her not even graduating high school is new (at least to me) hilarious info that explains a lot.
Here is the video from 2014 where he slowly films his entire blu-ray collection.
Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 of Breaking Bad
The Jurassic Park Trilogy
Seasons 1, 2, 3 of Boondocks
Season 1 of Mad Men(which he "didn't really like very much")
Seasons 1, 2 of Chapelle's Show
Several Seasons of Home Movies
A Nightmare on Elm Street Collection("I actually haven't seen all the movies")
All Seasons of The Batman Animated Series
Sonic the Hedgehog Animated Series
All Seasons of The Justice League Animated Series
Freakazoid
Twin Peaks, entire 90's series
Game of Thrones, looks like Seasons 1, 2, 3
Taxi Driver
House of Cards
Sons of Anarchy Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4 on blu-ray
Spiderman 1, 2, 3
Revenge of the Nerds 'The Atomic Wedgie Collection'
Citizen Kane
Indiana Jones 1, 2, 3
Schindler's List
Lethal Weapon collection
Star Wars Episode 4, 5, 6 Collectors edition
Horror Movie Classics collection 50 movies
The Bourne Trilogy("I didn't even know I had 'The Bourne Trilogy'. What?!?")
The Wizard of Oz
Tha Alfred Hitchcock Collection
X-Men 1, 2, 3
A Clockwork Orange
The Matrix collection
The Godfather collection
The Quentin Tarantino collection
Shrek 1, 2, 3, 4
Lord of the Rings
Harry Potter complete collection on blu-ray
Back to the Future 1, 2, 3
Fringe Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
The Universal Studios Monsters collection on blu-ray
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Rocky 1, 2, 3, 4,5, Rocky Balboa
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo trilogy(there are 4 DVDs from this series sitting there, he doesn't mention them whatsoever)
Avatar
Boardwalk Empire complete series(He's only seen season 1)
The Omen
Toy Story 1, 2, 3
Batman Beyond the Animated Series
The 10 Commandments on blu-ray
The Mel Brooks collection on blu-ray
The Bond collection "Every James Bond movie"
The Three Stooges
Random seasons of Adult Swim cartoons including: Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Frisky Dingo, Robot Chicken, The Brak Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Venture Brothers, Tom meets the Mayor, The Oblongs
A bunch of Random multi-film blu-rays he glosses over, including: Miramax Fast Action 6 blu-ray(People I Know, Ordinary Decent Criminal, Malevolent, Albino Alligator, Existenz, B. Monkey), Collateral Damage, Ernest goes to Camp/Jail, Back to School, Shaun of the Dead/Hot Fuzz, Scooby Doo 1&2, Assassins/The Replacements, A Bunch of Godzilla/Gamera movies, TMNT 1-3,Grumpy/Grumpier Old Men, Last Man Standing/The Last Boy Scout, Dirty Harry/Magnum Forge, Jer Li collection, plus about 12 more multi-film blu-rays I couldn't see
The Hobbit 1 & 2
Jurassic Park 3D
My Bloody Valentine
Life of Pi
Pacific Rim
Rio 1&2
Sadako 3D
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
Santa's Magical Stories
Heat
Gremlins 2
Oceans 11, 12, & 13
American Dad 3 seasons
Family Guy 10+ seasons, Family Guy Star Wars trilogy
ALPHABETIZED INDIVIDUAL FILMS on blu-ray
The 6th Day
12 Monkeys
21
28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
30 Days of Night
48 Hours
101 Dalmatians, 101 Dalmatians 2
300
1911 Revolution
Absolute Power
Ace Ventura Pet Detective
Akira
Aladdin
Alice in Wonderland
Aliens
Alien vs Predator Requiem
American Psycho
The Amityville Horror
Animal House
Any Given Sunday
Apocalypse Now
Apollo 13
Armed & Dangerous
Army of Darkness
The Assassination of Jesse James
A Time to Kill
Disney's Atlantis The Lost Empire
Awakenings
Bachelor Party
Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans
Bad Santa
Batman, 2 copies?
Batman Begins
Batman Beyond Return of the Joker
Batman Forever
Batman Returns
Batman & Robin
Battle Royale
Beetlejuice
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Big
The Big Hit
Big Trouble in Little China
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Black Sheep
The Blues Brothers
Body of Lies
The Boondock Saints
The Boondock Saints 2
Bret Hitman Hart The Dungeon Collection
Brooklyn's Finest
Disney's Brother Bear & Brother Bear 2
Brüno
Caddyshack
Cape Fear
Carlito's Way
Disney Pixar's Cars
Casino
Casino Royale
Chasing Amy
Chicken Little
Children of the Corn
A Christmas Story
Chronicles of Narnia Prince Caspian
Cinderella
City Suckers
Clash of the Titans
Clerks
Cliffhanger
Cloverfield
CM Punk Best in the World
Copland
The Crazies
Creepshow
The Crow
Dances with Wolves
Dark City
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight Rises
Daybreakers
Dazed & Confused
The Deer Hunter
Dejà Vu
Demolition Man
The Departed
Devil's Advocate
Dick Tracy
Dinosaur
Dog Day Afternoon
Dogma
Domino
Dredd
Dude Where's My Car
Dumbo
Edward Scissorhands
The Emperor's New Groove, Kronk's New Groove
Enemy of the State
Enter the Dragon
Event Horizon
The Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Extract
Face Off
Fantasia, Fantasia 2000
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
The Fifth Element
Fightclub
A Fistful of Dollars
For a Few Dollars More
Flash Gordon
Fletch
The Fly
Mankind The Life & Career of Mick Foley
The Fox & The Hound 1 & 2
Fracture
Frequency
The Frighteners
Frozen
From Dusk till Dawn
Ghostbusters
The Golden Compass
Gone Baby Gone
Gone with the Wind
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Good Will Hunting
The Goonies
Gran Torino
The Great Mouse Detective
Gremlins 1 & 2
The Green Mile
Groundhog's Day
The Happening
Heat
Heavy Metal
Disney's Hercules
The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey
Home Alone
Home on the Range
Hook
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame
I am Legend
The Illusionist
Imposter
Inception
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Interview with the Vampire
In the Electric Mist
Iron Man
The Jackal
Jacob's Ladder
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Disney's The Jungle Book
Kick-Ass
Labyrinth
L.A. Confidential
Disney's Lady and the Tramp
Lakeview Terrace
The Last of the Mohicans
Les Misérables
Let Me In
Lilo & Stitch
The Lion King
Little Shop of Horrors
Live Free or Die Hard
Lord of War
Mad Max
The Magnificent Seven
Major League
Mass Effect Paragon Lost
Master & Commander
Masters of the Universe
Maverick
The Little Mermaid
Mean Streets
Memento
Michael Clayton
Miracle on 34th Street
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat Annihilation
Disney's Mulan 1 & 2
The Mummy Trilogy
The Muppets
The Muppet Christmas Carol
The Muppets Take Manhattan
My Cousin Vinny
Napoleon Dynamite
National Lampoon's Vacation, Christmas Vacation, and European Vacation
National Treasure 2
Natural Born Killers
The Negotiator
The Neverending Story
The Nightmare Before Christmas
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 & 3
The Ninth Gate
No Country for Old Men
Nothing Left to Fear
Office Space
Disney's Oliver and Company
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
2 movies I couldn't see that start with an 'O'
Pandorum
Paranormal Activity
Disney's Peter Pan
Pete's Dragon
Platoon
Disney's Pocahontas 1 & 2
Poltergeist
Porky's
Predator
The Prestige
Primal Fear
some 'P' movie that was too stylized to read
The Proposition
Pulp Fiction
The Punisher
The Pursuit of Happiness
Push
The Quick and the Dead
Raging Bull
Rambo
Re-Animator
Disney's The Rescuers, and The Rescuers Down Under
Resident Evil
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
A River Runs Through It
Road to Perdition
Robocop
Disney's Robin Hood
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
Ronin
Rounders
Saving Private Ryan
Scarface
Scary Movie
Scream 1, 2, 3, 4
Scrooged
S. Darko (He has the shitty Donnie Darko sequel but not the original, and he tells you he is a 'Movie Buff' while this is onscreen)
Keep in mind Phil says he left hundreds of DVDs back in his CT condo, these are just the blu-rays he brought with him. It has been 6½ years since he filmed this so who knows how many more he bought, or what kind of a dent the 200 Kathy forced him to sell made in his consoomer shit-pile. This man is completely empty inside.
Phil has the Lethal Weapon collection sitting next to Schindler's List, and the Tarantino collection sitting next to the 4 Shrek movies collection. Yes, all of his opinions on movies are dogshit consoomer-tier.
I wonder how many of these he's actually watched (like any of the animated films that are way after his time). I wouldn't be surprised if he just went to Black Friday events and shoveled Blu-Rays/DVDs into is cart without looking.
I liked at 3:28 when Phil says he is glad he finally has a place to put all his tools.
Phil's tool cabinet consisted of a hammer, a sprayer for his garden hose, channel locks, wire strippers, super glue, his purse, two cans of spray paint, and safety goggles.
This subtle thing about him annoys me endlessly. When he is planning to showcase something, especially as part of the 'I'm a functional adult' narrative, we always get a weird, sterile, staged display shot. Like these perfectly staged drawers. So staged here that the tools are in the packaging. Even if they were open, nobody outside of a Hank Hill archetype keeps tools that they are actively using this clean and orderly. I can't even picture him gingerly picking which spray to carefully spritz, then wiping it down and placing it, logo up, back on the drawer. Nothing screams 'I have no idea what this is supposed to look like but I'm pretending' more than this.
Add to that the mess we see in his office- inch thick dust, cables everywhere, his actual 'tools' (vests) not even properly hung on their velcro'd hooks.
This subtle thing about him annoys me endlessly. When he is planning to showcase something, especially as part of the 'I'm a functional adult' narrative, we always get a weird, sterile, staged display shot. Like these perfectly staged drawers. So staged here that the tools are in the packaging. Even if they were open, nobody outside of a Hank Hill archetype keeps tools that they are actively using this clean and orderly. I can't even picture him gingerly picking which spray to carefully spritz, then wiping it down and placing it, logo up, back on the drawer. Nothing screams 'I have no idea what this is supposed to look like but I'm pretending' more than this.
Add to that the mess we see in his office- inch thick dust, cables everywhere, his actual 'tools' (vests) not even properly hung on their velcro'd hooks.
Speaking as a hobbyist modeler, one of the trickiest things to understand when it comes to replicating real life, may it be full scale or in miniature, is understanding natural imperfection and how we're all desensitized to it except when it isn't there.
As you point out, Phil's set-up is too perfect. That's something you would find in a showroom display, where things aren't actually used.
Phil's garden has Horse tail/Equisetum
This weed is a fucker to get rid, its has spores rather than seed , its can cause damage to paving if left
also used to treat hair loss.............
Phil best get his horse to go pick him some horse tail.
