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I'd really like to know the ct value distribution among what they consider "positive tests" and thus "new infections". How many of what they consider a positive test has a ct of over 30? Over 25?

Here in WuhOntario Chinada; they are running asymptomatic tests at 35 cycles or more. I’m sure it’s to keep the ‘state of emergency’ going to that fat fuck Ford can continue to push through his bills without any pushback. It’s all for our safety you see.
 
Hey gamers I have here a vaccine card template you can fill out to get free donuts. You can just look on social media and copy the vaccine lot numbers of the first card carrying soyboy you see. You can also get it lamented for free enjoy.

It feels like a waste of paper to print out just 1 per page though. if anyone can make a cut out template I would really appreciate it. My dream is to start selling them door to door for 5$ Each but since anyone can print them out I will probably just give them away for free.
 

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It's the HOLOCOOF!

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Didn't know that's how that dipshit's name was pronounced. If I see anyone wearing something this obnoxious, I'm gonna have to punch them.

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Some nice lad on 4chan made a template! Thanks again /wsr/. Question for kiwis who know stuff about printing: Do I need a special printer to print on cardstock or can I just put cardstock paper in a normal printer? Sorry im dumb lol. Anyhow I dont think I will use cardstock because you can just get it lamented for free.
 

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I can't believe they're trying to conflate hiding out from the SS to avoid death camps with being put under house arrest by the government from a virus that you have a 99.8% of surviving.

Is anyone going to tell them how it worked out for Anne Frank?
Not only that, but by their stupid analogy, the "COVID deniers" are the Anne Frank of the scenario, desparately trying to escape the tyranical government.

In an effort to "get one over on us" by telling us how soft we are, they fucked up their own analogy.
 
Knock on wood, not a single member of my immediate family has gotten COVID. None of my grandparents, not my mom, my siblings, my aunts, cousins, stepdad...two of my immediate family members are diabetic and therefore high risk. We all work fairly high risk jobs (including one of the high risks) and I go to college, yet no one has brought it home. I don't know how statistically rare this is but considering I see people claim "57 million members of my family have had it" a lot I am going to assume we are an anomaly. If one of us did contract it but was asymptomatic, it is unlikely it would've passed through the entire family with nobody showing symptoms. I have some distant cousins and other relatives who had it...but they all survived, including my death's door great aunt who finally died from a heart problem six months after the fact.

Because of this, and the fact that I am a healthy early 20s individual, I have 0 incentive to get the vaccine. I'm not antivax by any means, I will usually get the flu vaccine or spray every season, but after decades the average flu vaccine is still only 50% effective at best. Why on earth do we expect a vaccine created in approximately 6 months to work and have 0 side effects, short term or long term?

I am also both worried and annoyed at one of my cousins who continues to be a coronapanicker despite the situation being markedly better than six months ago (not holding my breath) and also being a healthy person younger than 30.
 
My uncle died from covid today, the last words he told me was that there will be a new f-zero whatever the fuck that is. Any of you guys know what is an f-zero?
From a quick internet search, it's an old nintendo title but there hasn't been a new installment since 2004 so take that as you will
 
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That gym owner desserve some kudos for how he deal with corona-chan and "vaccine-chan".
On Monday March 22nd, Krispy Kreme put out a press release informing the public that anyone who gets vaccinated will get a free donut every single day for the rest of the year from participating locations.

They also offered to give out free donuts to vaccination centers to those working to administer the vaccine. While the news was welcomed by many people, and surely thousands will take up the offer, the idea of eating a donut daily seems contrary to many people’s perspective on what health is, especially since we are dealing with a health issue. When it comes to Covid-19, studies have already shown that obesity puts people at a higher risk of dying if they get infected with the virus.

Many people who are skeptical about taking such an experimental vaccine mocked Krispy Kreme’s initiative, but Ian Smith, the owner of Atilis Gym in New Jersey, actually made a counter offer.


Smith has been on the spotlight multiple times during the pandemic, given his refusal to comply with the draconian New Jersey lockdowns, and has kept his gym open despite multiple attempts to close it down, and governmental attacks on his business and finances.

Yesterday afternoon, Smith took to twitter and wrote “In light of @krispykreme giving free donuts for receiving the CVD shot, here at @TheAtilisGym we are giving out free memberships to anyone that doesn’t get vaccinated. We believe in health – the real way – exercise, good diet, plenty of vitamin D, Zinc, and an environment to destress.”
 
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