US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[X Pac Heat]

Just doing my part to disrupt the Trumpkin echo-chamber. Eventually we can get rid of these farmers who came from Stormfront and go back to being a board of liberals, centrists and principled conservatives intelligently and civilly discussing the issues of the day.

this place is primarily about making fun of internet autists. and you joined in 2019. lmfao

 

[likeacrackado]

Oh hey, it's the attention whore faggot who came crawling into my DMs to brag about how he was a super based crypto fascist but in reality he just advocates for the most popular positions on here for upcummies.
Can you fuckoff with the backseat moderation? Sorry you can't keep up with your 4d chess politics of shilling for mainstream conservatives.

Are you a TRS fan by chance? That would explain a lot.

 

[Sithis]

Well we can all agree that Joe Biden it's as boring as burnt toast

Tbh I bet he smells kinda bad too. Old people really go one way or the other, they either get that musty elderly smell or smell like diapers. I think Joe smells like Depends, maybe that's why he sniffs so many children and why no one rushed to help him on air force one, they knew he probably shit his adult diaper.

 

[tehpope]

Did...did this dude just say "I don't even know if there will be a republican party" when asked about him running against Trump in 2024?
Admittedly I might have misheard but it sure as fuck sounded like he said he didn't even know if there would be a GOP.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

Biden wants to run for re-election? That's hilarious!

In the unlikely event Trump runs, we'll have 2020 all over again, but with more geriatric moaning. In the likely event Biden and Trump say fuck it, we'll have Harris 2024.

Perfect middle hump to the decade.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Are you a TRS fan by chance? That would explain a lot.

Yes please take the attention away from the guy claiming to be le crypto fash so we can scaremonger over wignat boogeyman allegations. Really cowardly tactics and weren't you the one saying not to shit up the thread?
I listen to all dissident right podcasts and shows from Nick Fuentes to Richard Spencer to Third Rail. I also listen to a lot of majority report with sam seder.

 

[brentkanaris]

Are you a TRS fan by chance? That would explain a lot.

As a former TRS fan, he acts just like one.

Yes please take the attention away from the guy claiming to be le crypto fash so we can scaremonger over wignat boogeyman allegations. Really cowardly tactics and weren't you the one saying not to shit up the thread?
I listen to all dissident right podcasts and shows from Nick Fuentes to Richard Spencer to Third Rail. I also listen to a lot of majority report with sam seder.

Definitely a TRS fanboy. All bash no solution.

 

[X Pac Heat]

Yes please take the attention away from the guy claiming to be le crypto fash so we can scaremonger over wignat boogeyman allegations. Really cowardly tactics and weren't you the one saying not to shit up the thread?

didn't you bring that up?

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

Yes please take the attention away from the guy claiming to be le crypto fash so we can scaremonger over wignat boogeyman allegations. Really cowardly tactics and weren't you the one saying not to shit up the thread?
I listen to all dissident right podcasts and shows from Nick Fuentes to Richard Spencer to Third Rail. I also listen to a lot of majority report with sam seder.

Majority Report listener too?

I like some of his stuff. Had a funny cringe over Giuliani being a sex-pest with Steve Bannon the other day.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Tbh I bet he smells kinda bad too. Old people really go one way or the other, they either get that musty elderly smell or smell like diapers. I think Joe smells like Depends, maybe that's why he sniffs so many children and why no one rushed to help him on air force one, they knew he probably shit his adult diaper.

Oh I'm pretty sure he's packin the depends

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

If the next 3 years is just gonna be the Right repeating "DEMENTIA DADDY" i'm probably just going to blow my brains out, please get something new to say, there's so much to hit him for and you go for the most inane personal attack based on what amounts to appeals to emotion?
Even calling him a marxist proxy was more effective, this shit is fucking mindnumbing and I feel like it's giving me dementia.
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But he’s clearly demented though. Is your only issue that people are stating the obvious?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Oh fuck thanks for the reminder!

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan check this shit out!

I have no idea what's going on in this thread and I want to keep it that way

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread and I want to keep it that way

More autism than a Thomas the Tank Engine fidget spinner on the end of the Bad Dragon dildo jammed into a troon in programmer socks watching Star Trek.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

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I didn't hear anyone laughing it was so funny.

 

[Miller]

The redditors with 2-hour-old accounts are on /r/politics to do the DNC's bidding.

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I mean, really?

What? Do you think that Reddit allows people who aren't registered democrats to post?

Anybody else hear his little crack about, "Who knows if there will be a Republican Party in 4 years"?

Gee wonder what they're gonna do after removing the filibuster and dispersing millions more illegals into red states.

To be honest, at this point if the DNC continues to rewrite the rules for the election to make sure that they always win then there's no reason for the Republican party to exist anymore.

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Come on guys, it's just a joke!

 

[God of Nothing]

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More autism than a Thomas the Tank Engine fidget spinner on the end of the Bad Dragon dildo jammed into a troon in programmer socks watching Star Trek.

I just want to laugh at all the idiots thinking a demented old man stumbling through a shitty script saying contradicting things is somehow public speaking gold with the boys.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1375178700417855493

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

I didn't hear anyone laughing it was so funny.

Americans are extremely in the mood for jokes right now.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I just want to laugh at all the idiots thinking a demented old man stumbling through a shitty script saying contradicting things is somehow public speaking gold with the boys.

Same but I'm just waiting for WW3 to start when he does his Corn Pop routine on the wrong person with an itchy nuclear trigger finger.