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[N A R U]

You seemed pretty quick to jump to that as your defense of the normalcy of your virginity and post two videos about it. I get the feeling there's a bit more to it than it just being an example. Besides, I'd hardly call MGTOW mainstream, let alone "accepted". Pretty sure if I asked the average person what they thought of MGTOW, the average response would be "what's mig-toe". I guess this is a shocking revelation if you're socialized entirely by the internet, but MGTOW is pretty niche.

What can I say. You got me. I was radicalized by alt-right female lesbian youtubers by the tender age of 19 and raised on a diet of the unborn and bionic upgrades to be their ultimate weapon in destroying civil society from within.

 

[LoverofPi]

Whoa, I get that seinfeld is pretty old and you're a boomer desperately trying to retain relevance with us young bucks, but I don't think being a virgin is unacknowledged in modern society as you make it out to be. Never heard of MGTOW gramps?

I must have really hit close to home for you to be changing the subject that transparently.

And there's the shoe drop. Oversharing again.

Edit: Sorry for double-posting.

It's a deflection tactic. Try and distract us from the stuff that actually hurts, like his desperate need to fit in but no goddamn clue how to do it.

Apparently. It doesn't seem to be anyone's top priority to correct me nor do I see anyone trying to stop me. I mean, I've been promised a lot of profesionals but alas.

Why would we bother stopping you when you're not doing anything that needs to be stopped? You're making an ass of yourself for our amusement. We're winning, Naru.

Man, your one-liners really need some work.

Anyway, you say it's not uncommon or weird, so certainly there's no harm in stating your reasoning, right?

He's probably just far too scared of women to actually approach one and say Hi. Nothing about Naru has given any indication there's anything of substance behind the edgy tryhard facade. I'm gonna go so far as to guess he's basically numb inside and picks fights just to feel anything really.

 

[N A R U]

I must have really hit close to home for you to be changing the subject that transparently.


It's a deflection tactic. Try and distract us from the stuff that actually hurts, like his desperate need to fit in but no goddamn clue how to do it.


Why would we bother stopping you when you're not doing anything that needs to be stopped? You're making an ass of yourself for our amusement. We're winning, Naru.


He's probably just far too scared of women to actually approach one and say Hi. Nothing about Naru has given any indication there's anything of substance behind the edgy tryhard facade. I'm gonna go so far as to guess he's basically numb inside and picks fights just to feel anything really.

Too much midwittery not enough brevity swiped left

 

[Applejack is Best Pony]

Too much midwittery not enough brevity swiped left

Brevity isn't about being short; it's about conveying information in the most meaning-dense way possible. In other words: being as long as it needs to be, and no longer. That's not quite the same thing as "short".

 

[LoverofPi]

Brevity isn't about being short; it's about conveying information in the most meaning-dense way possible. In other words: being as long as it needs to be, and no longer. That's not quite the same thing as "short".

He can't handle the long sentences. They scare him. As does the truth.

 

[N A R U]

Brevity isn't about being short; it's about conveying information in the most meaning-dense way possible. In other words: being as long as it needs to be, and no longer. That's not quite the same thing as "short".

What he's posting isn't quite the same as worth reading either though. Gonna need to be a little more brevity in there if he wants me to pay him any mind.

 

[Spawn]

Too much midwittery not enough brevity swiped left

Bro your just a pussy. Women dig me. Yknow why? Because women like danger and excitement. Yknow whats dangerous and exciting. Pulling up in a cammed trans am blasting loverboy in shape and in love. That Gets you laid. You could be like me, but alas you spend your time sperging on the internet. Sooner or later youll either troon out or be arrested for cp. Question is which and when?

 

[N A R U]

Bro your just a pussy. Women dig me. Yknow why? Because women like danger and excitement. Yknow whats dangerous and exciting. Pulling up in a cammed trans am blasting loverboy in shape and in love. That Gets you laid. You could be like me, but alas you spend your time sperging on the internet. Sooner or later youll either troon out or be arrested for cp. Question is which and when?

Now there's some real danger and excitement! Those who accuse others of having CP have an uncanny habit of being arrested for having CP.

 

[Applejack is Best Pony]

Now there's some real danger and excitement! Those who accuse others of having CP have an uncanny habit of being arrested for having CP.

Aren't you accusing him of having CP by that logic?

 

[ce gars]

Archiving your own thread several times in a single day and declaring victory? Totally not mad though.
Also please seriously go through with suing Valve. I want to see the welfare virgin go against the chad multi-billion dollar company.

 

[N A R U]

Aren't you accusing him of having CP by that logic?

Well, if you really wanna argue semantics that is certainly one possible way to look at it.

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Archiving your own thread several times in a single day and declaring victory? Totally not mad though.
Also please seriously go through with suing Valve. I want to see the welfare virgin go against the chad multi-billion dollar company.

Is this what people call free headspace?

 

[Applejack is Best Pony]

Is this what people call free headspace?

I would say that we are living in your head rent-free, yes. Also "Peewee Forums" is so goddamn embarrassing as an insult it made me actually recoil reading it. Good job, I guess.

 

[AnOminous]

Is this what people call free headspace?

This is what people call full retard. This site is awesome. Where else can I watch a retard getting kicked to death by a pony?

 

[Spawn]

Now there's some real danger and excitement! Those who accuse others of having CP have an uncanny habit of being arrested for having CP.

Bro an underage loli is your profile picture. Bruh the fuck you think im gonna assume when i see that?

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

This fucking thread is glorious.
Thanks, Naru. You're really a abomination.
You don't even know what's respect in any situation. Even in you isn't possible applying.
Oh, and the tard fight. One of the best i've seen for awhile.

 

[LoverofPi]

What he's posting isn't quite the same as worth reading either though. Gonna need to be a little more brevity in there if he wants me to pay him any mind.

Yes yes. Many word hurt Naru head.

I would say that we are living in your head rent-free, yes. Also "Peewee Forums" is so goddamn embarrassing as an insult it made me actually recoil reading it. Good job, I guess.

We're definitely living rent free inside his head. Whenever the thread slows down a little he starts trying to cajole us into responding. And honestly, given how hilarious our little babu Naru is when he throws a tantrum I'm willing to oblige when my schedule allows.

This is what people call full retard. This site is awesome. Where else can I watch a retard getting kicked to death by a pony?

I mean, a lot of places, but usually not over and over and over again.

 

[N A R U]

Bro an underage loli is your profile picture. Bruh the fuck you think im gonna assume when i see that?

I'm going to assume this?

Though I have to admit I'd be surprised if you even know who the character is in my pfp considering you called her an underaged loli.

 

[Applejack is Best Pony]

I'm going to assume this?

Though I have to admit I'd be surprised if you even know who the character is in my pfp considering you called her an underaged loli.

>the quartering

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I'm going to assume this?

Though I have to admit I'd be surprised if you even know who the character is in my pfp considering you called her an underaged loli.

Is still anime, doesn't looking as a grow woman and any excuse of "but she's 1000 years old" don't wanna work.

 

[N A R U]

>the quartering

>getting pissy over the youtuber instead of reddit hiring literal pedos