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Nurse Ratchet said:
You're right, except for the part where that insipid, worthless cunt knows anything about how to feed a dog.

Makes me mad at the porn whore for not swinging it home with that handful of backlot.
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I was alluding to her working at a store or something. I'm sure she'd know more about hurting than feeding animals, though.
 
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Its fitting that he feels comfortable in a dumpster.
 
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Null said:
Alice is definitely some flavor of BPD. You cannot help people with BPD. She is self-destructive by nature, will alienate real friends, and can only be associated with men. Many men will tolerate a sentient red flag if it has a warm hole to stick their dicks into. Her attractive qualities are a façade which are an innate aspect of being a young woman - not something she has earned or worked for. She will lose these attractive qualities extremely quickly due to her lifestyle. You do not want to be in this woman's blast zone.
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I don't care, I can still save her.

Alice, baby, if you're reading this (and we know you are): dump that Duck or Chicken or whatever his name is immediately so you can come to my private mountain retreat where I will chain you to a radiator Black Snake Moan-style to break you of your whoring and content-producing ways. I have 3 dogs there that you may not pet/fuck/kill and the internet is really bad, so it's all set up.
 
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For those of you out there in “big normie” (as it were) that are wondering why Stop Speeding and Attila keep having their floppy/small dicks out like that....
Uppers (meth/crack) make you super horny but it doesn’t really get up and certainly won’t stay up. Blood runs to a lot of places but not where it’s supposed to.
Downers (opiates etc...) actually ruin sex drive over long periods of time so you don’t really get horny at all - anything on camera will be “the smallest dick ever”

What you are seeing is probably a combination of these long and short-term chemical effects. “Short” being the operative term. So I’ve heard anyway.
 
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ElAbominacion said:
Alice is hands down the most cow potential of the lot of them
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This post aged like a fine wine...
Cow Poly said:
For those of you out there in “big normie” (as it were) that are wondering why Stop Speeding and Attila keep having their floppy/small dicks out like that....
Uppers (meth/crack) make you super horny but it doesn’t really get up and certainly won’t stay up. Blood runs to a lot of places but not where it’s supposed to.
Downers (opiates etc...) actually ruin sex drive over long periods of time so you don’t really get horny at all - anything on camera will be “the smallest dick ever”

What you are seeing is probably a combination of these long and short-term chemical effects. “Short” being the operative term. So I’ve heard anyway.
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Having had experience with recreational use of mild uppers I can 100% attest to the horny part. Spend a whole night up recording speed metal guitar and come home from the studio to fuck your girlfriend like an animal and pass out for 12 hours. Not a good habit to get into, but excellent as a tool if your really want a blindingly fast solo or drum section. Just my 2 cents.

Edit: I’m leaving the typo(s), just wanted to say I genuinely chuckled at getting rated TMI. I forget sometimes that I’m sharing space in a forum with learned scholars, men of character. God the layout of this site cracks me up. Totally awesome.
 
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Denmark Mafia said:
So IP2 has started putting these court streams on the network not too long ago.
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I think last week or so they were merging clips of Stoic superimposed onto Middleton's streams. There was a funny one on IP2 that I should have downloaded, but I only have this one.


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I fucking found it lmao

 
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Cow Poly said:
Uppers (meth/crack) make you super horny but it doesn’t really get up and certainly won’t stay up. Blood runs to a lot of places but not where it’s supposed to.
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For those who want to understand what's going on at a medical level, you can read up on vasoconstriction.

Users commonly refer to this problem as "stim dick" and use a cock ring to try and mitigate the problem.
 
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Null said:
oh my god that is horrific
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Null said:
You only think this because she's a girl and is conventionally attractive when she's not all fucked up. If it was someone like Ralph you'd hope they'd set themselves on fire by the end of the year. She's not worth any emotional energy.
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Don't double post, lurk more newfriend.
 
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