Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[Tiki Bar Man]

rate me MATI but god the more she doubles down and tries to bunker up with more shit in her illegal squatting hovel, the more I can't wait to see it all get thrown on the street. Literally the only reason I continue to watch this thread. Although we all know about the blessed lolcow luck so well see if anything ever happens.

Spoiler

also as a lover of fairy kei her taste is absolute shit nevermind the layers of grime, her taste in junk is about as good as her taste in """men""""

 

[Rotogravure]

Luna and her stuff reminds me of when I was under 13 and thought my room had to be cleaned and organized like mix between a Sears catalog and a movie bedroom set.

The staging she does is hilarious.

 

[Loony Tunes]

No one makes me more angry than Luna.
Want to be a productive member of society? Then fucking do it and stop whining about it.
Doesn’t she get tired of whining about the same shit for the last like 8 years?!
When will she get kicked out?! She needs reality to hit her square in the face.

 

[Niggernerd]

"goals for today:
- draw
- talk to friends
- play video games"

Woah this bitch ambitious

She puts my working ass wanting to get a house to shame. Brb killing myself

 

[Blue_Snow]

Tuna is really feeling herself in her ~sobriety~.We got her ass the other day, and now her saggy cleavage.
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Saggy tits like a grandma

 

[Bubonic_Vague]

No one makes me more angry than Luna.
Want to be a productive member of society? Then fucking do it and stop whining about it.
Doesn’t she get tired of whining about the same shit for the last like 8 years?!
When will she get kicked out?! She needs reality to hit her square in the face.

Ironic that her 90s death-spiral junkie icons were actually prolific and successful artists by her age. She can't even get it together to join a crappy garage band - wasn't Daddy in the music biz? She's such a laughable waste of pasty, flabby meat.

 

[Loony Tunes]

Ironic that her 90s death-spiral junkie icons were actually prolific and successful artists by her age. She can't even get it together to join a crappy garage band - wasn't Daddy in the music biz? She's such a laughable waste of pasty, flabby meat.

She really is. Also don’t understand that if she wants to be so lazy, why doesn’t she just apply for government assistance and section 8 housing herself?
It’s a lifetime handout.

 

[Blue_Snow]

She really is. Also don’t understand that if she wants to be so lazy, why doesn’t she just apply for government assistance and section 8 housing herself?
It’s a lifetime handout.

Drugs will be an issue. Section 8 doesn’t take kindly to anyone using drugs at the time or dealers. If she gets caught, she will get kicked out.

 

[General Disarray]

She really is. Also don’t understand that if she wants to be so lazy, why doesn’t she just apply for government assistance and section 8 housing herself?
It’s a lifetime handout.

It's also really hard (depending on state) for a woman without kids to get any gibs. I know that my purple state they only give cash assistance, housing vouchers and drug addiction assistance to breeders; don't know how it works in New York though.

 

[Snack Cracker]

I really doubt that Luna would jump through all the loops for any kind of assistance, they need bank statements, utility bills, and various other things.

not that it’s a hard thing to get on, but you have to be persistent and stay on top of deadlines.

which is out of the question for Luna, it’s been months since she talked about not having even a birth certificate (which you also need for government assistance + state id + social security card).

even if she was capable of that, she still wouldn’t do it. Too many Xanax to eat in the sober life instead.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Pre birthday spending spree from one of the dumbest junkies around.

 

[Psych0Trash]

Ironic that her 90s death-spiral junkie icons were actually prolific and successful artists by her age. She can't even get it together to join a crappy garage band - wasn't Daddy in the music biz? She's such a laughable waste of pasty, flabby meat.

this has probably been said, but i have a feeling all her 90s grunge ~~iDoLs~~ would be horrified if they knew of her existence. by 25 all of them had a life and were doing the things that made them well known and significant in the music scene. not to mention, most of them saw heroin as a destructive cause of much struggle and pain, that was there like a crutch to deal with the rest of the terrible things happening to them and none of them glamourised it like she does. they'd probably see her behaviours and attitude towards drugs as a mockery of what they endured.

She really is. Also don’t understand that if she wants to be so lazy, why doesn’t she just apply for government assistance and section 8 housing herself?
It’s a lifetime handout.

also, let's not forget she literally threw away her chances of that by screaming at a social worker FROM section 8 housing, and not bothering to call in when they at one point in the past did offer her help (when all it took was a phonecall and not being a complete junkie mess for once... i know, SO HARD); then eventually squatting in section 8 housing after having a visit from social workers and a couple visits from the cops.

even if they *would have* given her some kind of chance before, i highly doubt she's on any kind of priority list now and i doubt she will be for a looong time.

i really can't wait till she's on the street. I'm spinning this differently and I'm gonna say: i will be DELIGHTED by the news when it comes!

Jesus Christ, just glancing at that Xanax induced scribbling gave me a fucking headache. Who fucking posts pictures of their diary on the internet? This girl had to have gotten zero attention during her entire childhood, which is the only thing that would make the Lunaverse make any sense.

I’m not going to say this for certain, but those might not be fresh marks, they might be track mark scars. Usually, fresh injection sites that are bruised include yellow/green/purple around it. I only see the tracks on her, not bruising, but who knows. Example of track mark scars:
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it's possible, but her bruises extend past the area. bruises reappear when you start using a spot that you'd left alone for a while too. i checked some of her newer pictures and well, it's hard to tell. she seems to be doing a lot to hide them, but that could be for many reasons. they might be bruising up cause her skin is so pasty, or it could mean she's having an occasional shot without being back full on. idk.

her legs also make me wonder, since i know that was one of her main spots that I've seen her hit in videos and stuff. so, again. idk now that you say it.


oh and

Spoiler: some thoughts on Mr Easter Island on Crack

im almost sad that at freshly-18 her taste in people was so awful she'd end up groomed by this horrifying, vertically stretched gollum looking ass creature. can't believe he's only 30 in those pictures either. not that she's a looker with her flabby "none of this is in the right place" body, but damn Lurch is still like her worst possible option she or anyone could have got.

say what you want about them being a munchie and whatnot, but at least Tai (?) was kinda cute and their relationship was age-appropriate, and not inappropriately coercive and fuelled by a power imbalance and a fuckload of drugs. hell, I'd be willing to bet she'd be more of a background character in some other, not so prolific lolcow's story right now, than the main character in this absolute trainwreck shitshow of her own.

i feel 0 pity for her because it's been 7 years too long for her not to decide this is fucked up. but i do feel like Lurch is SUCH a disgustingly big part of the reason she kept rolling down the hill towards rock bottom and will continue doing so for a WHILE still until she gets there, and i just wanted to highlight this again. Fuck Matthew Schumacher, the disgusting fucking freak.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Guess Matt's check came early?

 

[ggalin]

I bet you could smell her pussy as soon as she hauls her pants down

you couldn’t give me enough liquor to fuck that.

Guess Matt's check came early?

idk man i remember luna before 2020 and i can’t recall any situation where he actually got up and filed taxes before. doesn’t it require putting in a steady income??

 

[Loony Tunes]

Pre birthday spending spree from one of the dumbest junkies around.
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“Nice to me”
She’s not even trying to hide the motivation to pretend to be sober

 

[tasty humane burger]

I don't understand why she posts pics of her hauls before they even arrive, it's annoyed me for absolute YEARS

 

[Niggernerd]

Pre birthday spending spree from one of the dumbest junkies around.
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She has the most shitty aesthetic preferences I've seen

 

[Snack Cracker]

Everything with her is “cheap cheap cheap” and it shows. It’s all polyester and plastic shit covered with a fine layer of junkie grime.

 

[Niggernerd]

Everything with her is “cheap cheap cheap” and it shows. It’s all polyester and plastic shit covered with a fine layer of junkie grime.

You'd think someone desperate to get her own place would save the money but NOPE all her stuff would be
a e s t h e t i c on the streets

 

[Itspinklava]

Wise junkie Tuna doling out advice to would-be heroin users


Then she had to throw out some Tai references to keep people feeling sorry for her. The absolute filth of her stuff makes me feel like taking a shower just looking at it.