Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

Wise junkie Tuna doling out advice to would-be heroin users

I love how the story she tells is that her friends ditched her for doing heroin and not that they ditched her because she scammed them for $ and cheap shit (like she's doing right now)

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I don't understand why she posts pics of her hauls before they even arrive, it's annoyed me for absolute YEARS

Because as soon as she opens them they instantly become covered in a layer of grime just like herself.

Real answer is because her shopping addiction high comes from ordering and anticipating the arrival of new items. Once they get there then they might get incorporated into the sacred "rearranged and photographed" collection, but most of it just gets thrown on the floor/a pile of shit and forgotten.

 

[multiverse]

Wise junkie Tuna doling out advice to would-be heroin users
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Then she had to throw out some Tai references to keep people feeling sorry for her. The absolute filth of her stuff makes me feel like taking a shower just looking at it.
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"Omg heroin is the best thing ever. Don't do it, tho! I have 41 days sober!"

Luna, do everyone a favor and just shut the fuck up to anyone seeking guidance. You are the literal worst. A black hole of need and greed. Your words will do nothing but drag people down.

 

[Niggernerd]

Wise junkie Tuna doling out advice to would-be heroin users
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Then she had to throw out some Tai references to keep people feeling sorry for her. The absolute filth of her stuff makes me feel like taking a shower just looking at it.
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Good to know that you shit yourself 3 times, its not like you could get any more abhorrent

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

this has probably been said, but i have a feeling all her 90s grunge ~~iDoLs~~ would be horrified if they knew of her existence. by 25 all of them had a life and were doing the things that made them well known and significant in the music scene. not to mention, most of them saw heroin as a destructive cause of much struggle and pain, that was there like a crutch to deal with the rest of the terrible things happening to them and none of them glamourised it like she does. they'd probably see her behaviours and attitude towards drugs as a mockery of what they endured.



also, let's not forget she literally threw away her chances of that by screaming at a social worker FROM section 8 housing, and not bothering to call in when they at one point in the past did offer her help (when all it took was a phonecall and not being a complete junkie mess for once... i know, SO HARD); then eventually squatting in section 8 housing after having a visit from social workers and a couple visits from the cops.

even if they *would have* given her some kind of chance before, i highly doubt she's on any kind of priority list now and i doubt she will be for a looong time.

i really can't wait till she's on the street. I'm spinning this differently and I'm gonna say: i will be DELIGHTED by the news when it comes!



it's possible, but her bruises extend past the area. bruises reappear when you start using a spot that you'd left alone for a while too. i checked some of her newer pictures and well, it's hard to tell. she seems to be doing a lot to hide them, but that could be for many reasons. they might be bruising up cause her skin is so pasty, or it could mean she's having an occasional shot without being back full on. idk.

her legs also make me wonder, since i know that was one of her main spots that I've seen her hit in videos and stuff. so, again. idk now that you say it.


oh and

Spoiler: some thoughts on Mr Easter Island on Crack

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im almost sad that at freshly-18 her taste in people was so awful she'd end up groomed by this horrifying, vertically stretched gollum looking ass creature. can't believe he's only 30 in those pictures either. not that she's a looker with her flabby "none of this is in the right place" body, but damn Lurch is still like her worst possible option she or anyone could have got.

say what you want about them being a munchie and whatnot, but at least Tai (?) was kinda cute and their relationship was age-appropriate, and not inappropriately coercive and fuelled by a power imbalance and a fuckload of drugs. hell, I'd be willing to bet she'd be more of a background character in some other, not so prolific lolcow's story right now, than the main character in this absolute trainwreck shitshow of her own.

i feel 0 pity for her because it's been 7 years too long for her not to decide this is fucked up. but i do feel like Lurch is SUCH a disgustingly big part of the reason she kept rolling down the hill towards rock bottom and will continue doing so for a WHILE still until she gets there, and i just wanted to highlight this again. Fuck Matthew Schumacher, the disgusting fucking freak.

I'm pretty sure that Luna can't hit shit herself. Matthew has to do it.

Also, if you believe she still has usable antecubital veins.

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

Luna deserves a lot of derision but one thing that isn't her fault is being groomed by what was basically a pedophile. It bums me out that it's framed as "her fault". Don't get me wrong, she's a piece of shit, but with her stupid junkie parents she didn't stand a chance.

 

[Cynar]

Luna deserves a lot of derision but one thing that isn't her fault is being groomed by what was basically a pedophile. It bums me out that it's framed as "her fault". Don't get me wrong, she's a piece of shit, but with her stupid junkie parents she didn't stand a chance.

Same. "Hurrr she should have figured it out after being with him for years!!" Yeah that's not how it works when you're strung out, mentally ill, your parents failed you completely, and youre in a shitty relationship with a junkie groomer predator, jfc.
It is entirely possible to slag on this idiot and hold her responsible for the stupid shit she says and does without throwing that stuff on her too.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

Same. "Hurrr she should have figured it out after being with him for years!!" Yeah that's not how it works when you're strung out, mentally ill, your parents failed you completely, and youre in a shitty relationship with a junkie groomer predator, jfc.
It is entirely possible to slag on this idiot and hold her responsible for the stupid shit she says and does without throwing that stuff on her too.

She has had plenty of opportunities from even her own family to get out and her dad offered help at the end of the day so no, her parents have not completely failed her.

Yes grooming is an awful mental state and its literally not her fault for that. However people do escape or figure out that this is not what they should want and get their life together. Yes many people do figure it out after a few years maybe even more, but to say thats not how it works is a discredit to victims of grooming, abuse and teenage drug abuse who get their shit together and figure it out.

She's just fucking lazy and extremely complacent. Theres even been cracks here and there that shes shown shes not at all happy with her situation. But that would mean having to leave drugs and getting a job. She can get over the grooming and shes chooses not to is what im saying. It is Very possible.
You are dealing with druggie, not a victim no more.

 

[multiverse]

Luna isn't fat guise, just thicc. Keep telling yourself that, girl.


She's conned sooo many ppl into sending her plastic tat that's all going into the trash come April, sent to the address of the squat that could be lost at any time, and she's soo excited!


Are you ready for Lolita Maid-Kun Luna? Because her ass IS her moneymaker, y'all.


Still filling out the same tatty BPD workbook she's had for the past 5 years. And surely it is working...


... because she's an infant who doesn't understand that she is responsible for feeling feelings without having them control her entirely. But she's gonna beg for some plants and make a terrarium and that will fix everything. In her squat. Which is not going to be a thing anymore very soon. I cannot stress that enough.

 

[kitty shit]

She has had plenty of opportunities from even her own family to get out and her dad offered help at the end of the day so no, her parents have not completely failed her.

Yes grooming is an awful mental state and its literally not her fault for that. However people do escape or figure out that this is not what they should want and get their life together. Yes many people do figure it out after a few years maybe even more, but to say thats not how it works is a discredit to victims of grooming, abuse and teenage drug abuse who get their shit together and figure it out.

She's just fucking lazy and extremely complacent. Theres even been cracks here and there that shes shown shes not at all happy with her situation. But that would mean having to leave drugs and getting a job. She can get over the grooming and shes chooses not to is what im saying. It is Very possible.
You are dealing with druggie, not a victim no more.

Shit is, when you've been with some abusive asshole person since literally HIGH SCHOOL and you're now in your mid twenties, it is hard to leave. Luna's spent her entire "adult life" thus far being with Lurch. We all know Luna sucks, that she's a junkie with probably one of the biggest needs for attention on planet Earth, that she relentlessly uses other people for personal gain etc etc. And she's responsible for that, and it's definitely something to laugh at and go ??? wtf about. That's what makes her a lolcow.

Her not leaving Lurch however? Trickier question. From her point of view he's probably her entire life and she can't even begin to imagine a life without him. Sure, he's psychologically abusing her (as seen from screenshots posted earlier in this thread) and he's most likely the reason as to why she's spiraled down like this (I don't think she woulda made anything great out of herself anyways, but I doubt she'd be in this exact situation hadn't she been with Lurch) - but despite that, it is hard to leave. It's extremely hard to leave. It's hard for people on the outside to really get a grasp on, but there is a reason so many women stay in abusive relationships way longer than they should. Most often, it isn't just so easy as to pack up and leave right there and then. There's the practical stuff that you mentioned, naturally (and which daddy Tuna would prolly fix yes), but then there's also all this other, psychological stuff. "When it isn't all bad, it's fucking great - magical even! He's the nicest man on Earth and I could never find anyone like him. Maybe if I just do this or that or I act this way or that way or I work on this issue or I clean some more or or or or or he'd be this great all the time!" You could argue it's fucking stupid naturally, because it is.

TL;DR: Tuna's stupid and shallow and her entire life revolves around waiting for packages in the mail, doing drugs and rearranging her plushies. She's egoistical and she uses people whenever she feels like it. She's an awful person, yes, but when it comes to abusive relationships, most of the time it isn't just to pack up and leave. Unfortunately.

 

[Loony Tunes]

Luna deserves a lot of derision but one thing that isn't her fault is being groomed by what was basically a pedophile. It bums me out that it's framed as "her fault". Don't get me wrong, she's a piece of shit, but with her stupid junkie parents she didn't stand a chance.

I doubt he groomed her. He looks way too stupid and we’ve seen him type to women. He’s not a smooth talker. Luna was just desperate and took the first man who gave her attention and the first man who could give her the lifestyle she was weirdly obsessed with.

also her writing about heroin was way better than any of her “poetry”

edit: she really needs therapy. Even “sober” she thinks meds will fix things for her. Medication for mental health only works when you’re doing therapy as well and putting the work in.

 

[Cynar]

I doubt he groomed her. He looks way too stupid and we’ve seen him type to women. He’s not a smooth talker. Luna was just desperate and took the first man who gave her attention and the first man who could give her the lifestyle she was weirdly obsessed with.

also her writing about heroin was way better than any of her “poetry”

Jfc this isn't complicated. Dumbass predators get with minors/teens in part because they're easy to manipulate. AKA groom. Lurch cannot handle a healthy intelligent woman his own age, therefore, Luna.
I get not wanting to cut Luna any slack, but I sure didn't see the "defending Easter Island junkie twice Luna's age who sold dope to a lady then started hooking up with her DAUGHTER" turn of events coming.
Maybe Luna would be better situated to see how shitty the relationship is and exit it if she heard more about how he's obviously a creeper, less about how it's what she wanted all along, even as a teen with a junkie mom. It's almost like that shit is part of the problem.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

Shit is, when you've been with some abusive asshole person since literally HIGH SCHOOL and you're now in your mid twenties, it is hard to leave. Luna's spent her entire "adult life" thus far being with Lurch. We all know Luna sucks, that she's a junkie with probably one of the biggest needs for attention on planet Earth, that she relentlessly uses other people for personal gain etc etc. And she's responsible for that, and it's definitely something to laugh at and go ??? wtf about. That's what makes her a lolcow.

Her not leaving Lurch however? Trickier question. From her point of view he's probably her entire life and she can't even begin to imagine a life without him. Sure, he's psychologically abusing her (as seen from screenshots posted earlier in this thread) and he's most likely the reason as to why she's spiraled down like this (I don't think she woulda made anything great out of herself anyways, but I doubt she'd be in this exact situation hadn't she been with Lurch) - but despite that, it is hard to leave. It's extremely hard to leave. It's hard for people on the outside to really get a grasp on, but there is a reason so many women stay in abusive relationships way longer than they should. Most often, it isn't just so easy as to pack up and leave right there and then. There's the practical stuff that you mentioned, naturally (and which daddy Tuna would prolly fix yes), but then there's also all this other, psychological stuff. "When it isn't all bad, it's fucking great - magical even! He's the nicest man on Earth and I could never find anyone like him. Maybe if I just do this or that or I act this way or that way or I work on this issue or I clean some more or or or or or he'd be this great all the time!" You could argue it's fucking stupid naturally, because it is.

TL;DR: Tuna's stupid and shallow and her entire life revolves around waiting for packages in the mail, doing drugs and rearranging her plushies. She's egoistical and she uses people whenever she feels like it. She's an awful person, yes, but when it comes to abusive relationships, most of the time it isn't just to pack up and leave. Unfortunately.

You are 100% correct and I completely understand.

I doubt he groomed her. He looks way too stupid and we’ve seen him type to women. He’s not a smooth talker. Luna was just desperate and took the first man who gave her attention and the first man who could give her the lifestyle she was weirdly obsessed with.

also her writing about heroin was way better than any of her “poetry”

I mean he 100% groomed her for sure. All im saying is ( from experience ) ia that there is lots of help out there for getting out of a really abusive situation ecspecially were she is.

Another big factor people dont consider in abusive situations is that the person doesnt feel like there is anywere safe for them to go. Or they cant drive or are dependent on their partner for going to work or food etc. And cant leave because they would be stranded in life. She had these options for sure.
She would have to put effort and probably have to be im a shelter for a bit and get a job and that aint happening.

Oh well shes got some hardships ahead that wont be solved by amazon shopping

 

[Cynar]

You are 100% correct and I completely understand.


I mean he 100% groomed her for sure. All im saying is ( from experience ) ia that there is lots of help out there for getting out of a really abusive situation ecspecially were she is.

Another big factor people dont consider in abusive situations is that the person doesnt feel like there is anywere safe for them to go. Or they cant drive or are dependent on their partner for going to work or food etc. And cant leave because they would be stranded in life. She had these options for sure.
She would have to put effort and probably have to be im a shelter for a bit and get a job and that aint happening.

Oh well shes got some hardships ahead that wont be solved by amazon shopping

I notice a lot of black-and-white thinking on the farms, tbh. "(Cow I hate) regularly drinks water, therefore water is fake and gay, only dumb fags drink it!" Oh well, what can you do

 

[Confederate Fag]

A * 35 year old trying to date the mentally ill teenage daughter belonging to one of his drug clients is definitely grooming, not to mention he threatened suicide when she went to college lol Not sure how this is even a question. Grooming does not involve intelligence, it involves being a piece of shit and finding the easiest target.

Not sure how some (more realistically, most) victims being unable to escape such a terrible situation discredits or ridicules those that were able to. I don’t think any fellow victim or survivor would feel that way, unless they had some sort of internalized self blame going on. If anything, victims/survivors understand the most why and how someone would struggle or fail to get out.

I don’t think the majority of kids born to drug addicted parents end up being success stories, but kiwi farms isn’t really the place known for realistic expectations. Most farmers like to call Reddit and twatter the heights of moral fagging, which they are, but farmers are coming pretty close in third it seems.

It’s ok to empathize with a dirt bag like Luna, it doesn’t mean you condone her behaviour. I’m curious as to how those that get mati about her the most would fair had they had her exact upbringing. Statistics tell me not so well.

*Edited age because Lurch is even older than I thought. Gross.

 

[Niggernerd]

Luna isn't fat guise, just thicc. Keep telling yourself that, girl.
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She's conned sooo many ppl into sending her plastic tat that's all going into the trash come April, sent to the address of the squat that could be lost at any time, and she's soo excited!
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Are you ready for Lolita Maid-Kun Luna? Because her ass IS her moneymaker, y'all.
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Still filling out the same tatty BPD workbook she's had for the past 5 years. And surely it is working...
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... because she's an infant who doesn't understand that she is responsible for feeling feelings without having them control her entirely. But she's gonna beg for some plants and make a terrarium and that will fix everything. In her squat. Which is not going to be a thing anymore very soon. I cannot stress that enough.
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Cream cheese melting out of those panties. Terrible

 

[Loony Tunes]

Jfc this isn't complicated. Dumbass predators get with minors/teens in part because they're easy to manipulate. AKA groom. Lurch cannot handle a healthy intelligent woman his own age, therefore, Luna.
I get not wanting to cut Luna any slack, but I sure didn't see the "defending Easter Island junkie twice Luna's age who sold dope to a lady then started hooking up with her DAUGHTER" turn of events coming.
Maybe Luna would be better situated to see how shitty the relationship is and exit it if she heard more about how he's obviously a creeper, less about how it's what she wanted all along, even as a teen with a junkie mom. It's almost like that shit is part of the problem.

I’m not sticking up for him. If you really read that as me sticking up for him..well that’s retarded.
pretty sure I read somewhere too that this is the reason she got with him anyway.

A 30 year old trying to date the mentally ill teenage daughter belonging to one of his drug clients is definitely grooming, not to mention he threatened suicide when she went to college lol Not sure how this is even a question. Grooming does not involve intelligence, it involves being a piece of shit and finding the easiest victim.

Not sure how some (more realistically, most) victims being unable to escape such a terrible situation discredits or ridicules those that were able to. I don’t think any fellow victim or survivor would feel that way, unless they had some sort of internalized self blame going on. If anything, victims/survivors understand the most why and how someone would struggle or fail to get out.

I don’t think the majority of kids born to drug addicted parents end up being success stories, but kiwi farms isn’t really the place known for realistic expectations. Most farmers like to call Reddit and twatter the heights of moral fagging, which they are, but farmers are coming pretty close in third it seems.

It’s ok to empathize with a dirt bag like Luna, it doesn’t mean you condone her behaviour. I’m curious as to how those that get mati about her the most would fair had they had her exact upbringing. Statistics tell me not so well.

I can see the suicide baiting as grooming but do we have proof he even did that? Besides luna’s words? She lies about everything.

 

[Confederate Fag]

I can see the suicide baiting as grooming but do we have proof he even did that? Besides luna’s words? She lies about everything.

Does it even fucking matter? No, it doesn’t. He was 30 35, she was 17. End of story.
P.S. Good job double posting, retard.
ETA: If you think a 30+ year old man pursuing a 17 year old teenage girl is acceptable or the fault of the minor, then you’re either a dumb kid that doesn’t know any better or a stunted pervert yourself. So, which are you?

 

[Crackhead]

Does it even fucking matter? No, it doesn’t. He was 30, she was 17. End of story.
P.S. Good job double posting, retard.
ETA: If you think a 30 year old man pursuing a 17 year old teenage girl is acceptable or the fault of the minor, then you’re either a dumb kid that doesn’t know any better or a stunted pervert yourself. So, which are you?

He was born in 1979 iirc, and was 35 when they started dating. Not 30. I know it doesn’t make that much of a difference but is a bit worse.

 

[Loony Tunes]

Does it even fucking matter? No, it doesn’t. He was 30 35, she was 17. End of story.
P.S. Good job double posting, retard.
ETA: If you think a 30+ year old man pursuing a 17 year old teenage girl is acceptable or the fault of the minor, then you’re either a dumb kid that doesn’t know any better or a stunted pervert yourself. So, which are you?

I don’t know how to multi quote on my phone. You seem pretty mad over an opinion about 2 really shitty people. Go smoke a bowl.
I’m neither btw. But it doesn’t matter. What does matter is Luna would be the type of idiot to think a man saying that is “romantic” so I could def see her making it up. I’m always going to assume Luna is lying because she’s a fucking liar.
sorry you’re so big mad about it

edit: forgot to finish a thought