Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 196 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 790 56.9%

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all tammy had to do was tell jack that the bday was being held at a brewery in downtown nashville and he wouldn't have thrown a tantrum about her not taking him
I mean yes Jack doesn't want to be around minorities but I also think he would think his audience would think of him as super trendy for doing this not realizing craft breweries/gastropubs are ubiquitous now so whatever clout he thinks he is getting is negligible. The brewery itself does have good reviews though
 
I mean yes Jack doesn't want to be around minorities but I also think he would think his audience would think of him as super trendy for doing this not realizing craft breweries/gastropubs are ubiquitous now so whatever clout he thinks he is getting is negligible. The brewery itself does have good reviews though
yeah, nashville is filled with breweries like the one he went to that have great food

any "restaurant reviewer" would make sure to have those places high on their list of places to try. instead, jack refuses to go downtown and instead goes to little mom and pop places in the middle of nowhere that none of his audience will ever go to or boring strip mall spots
 
Does Tammy go anywhere without Jack? Seems rather unhealthy, how many Jack on the Go videos dont have Tammy in them?
well tammy has to be in every JOTG video since she drives his stroked out ass everywhere

which makes me wonder, why can't jack drive himself? is he scared he'll suffer another stroke while driving? i mean, you can still drive with one good arm
 
well tammy has to be in every JOTG video since she drives his stroked out ass everywhere

which makes me wonder, why can't jack drive himself? is he scared he'll suffer another stroke while driving? i mean, you can still drive with one good arm
I think jack is reasonably good at concealing how bad his legs are, but there are small hints, like his quip about the 800 stairs to get to the table in the latest vid.
 
I think jack is reasonably good at concealing how bad his legs are, but there are small hints, like his quip about the 800 stairs to get to the table in the latest vid.
Absolutely this, in his last cooking video he has to support himself with his good arm in order to turn around and grab a pot on the countertop behind him. Makes me wonder if the last stroke didn't just fuck up his right arm but rather the entire right side of his body.
Timestamp 8:28ish if the linky no worky. And when he's not supporting himself with the hand it looks like he has a comically exaggerated waddle.
 
Absolutely this, in his last cooking video he has to support himself with his good arm in order to turn around and grab a pot on the countertop behind him. Makes me wonder if the last stroke didn't just fuck up his right arm but rather the entire right side of his body.
Timestamp 8:28ish if the linky no worky. And when he's not supporting himself with the hand it looks like he has a comically exaggerated waddle.
Some of Jack's least healthy recipes (e.x. "The Bacon Explosion") were coincidentally also the most "keto".

"The Best You'll Every Taste!"

The perfect example of the very limits of Jack's capabilities as both a chef and a man.
"TheBestJerky.net" is down. I guess his jerky went out of business a long time ago.

However, his main website still says the jerky is still around (he probably just neglected to update it):

Jack Scalfani has been involved in the entertainment industry his whole life. Dj'ing nightclubs, Radio Disc Jockey, Artist Management and now Youtube Producer/Talent and has his own line of sauces, seasoning and beef jerky sold across America.


 
his website is riddled with broken links and spelling errors. its honestly unusable. also every piece of Merchandise is somehow more retarded then the last. its genuinely impressive actually. how he manages to make some of the worst clothing items I've ever seen is beyond me. here are my two favorites.

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his website is riddled with broken links and spelling errors. its honestly unusable. also every piece of Merchandise is somehow more retarded then the last. its genuinely impressive actually. how he manages to make some of the worst clothing items I've ever seen is beyond me. here are my two favorites.


The "Email Me" link has the subject "from you website".

GET YOU APRON AT JACK WEBSITE
 
Look out for a red shirt at 2:10 my man!

I knew people knocked Jack for being short, but I thought everyone was exaggerating. Holy shit that’s a short man - he looks ~5’4” there. You know those short people that aren’t midgets but look even more like freaks of nature because they’re at that uncanny valley in-between size? That’s Jack. You’d think that he was just a severely obese preteen if it wasn’t for his bald head and bad early ‘00s dudebro facial hair.

Hell, I thought he’s been lowballing his starting weight, but he may have been telling the truth. He could cut his weight all the way down to 150 and still be on the chubby side of normal at his height.
 
Some of Jack's least healthy recipes (e.x. "The Bacon Explosion") were coincidentally also the most "keto".


"TheBestJerky.net" is down. I guess his jerky went out of business a long time ago.

However, his main website still says the jerky is still around (he probably just neglected to update it):

Jack Scalfani has been involved in the entertainment industry his whole life. Dj'ing nightclubs, Radio Disc Jockey, Artist Management and now Youtube Producer/Talent and has his own line of sauces, seasoning and beef jerky sold across America.



If you really want some of his jerky, join his church and show up at the cook-off. He'll probably use old frozen jerky he made in his next batch, just like he used year-old brisket that one time.
 
his website is riddled with broken links and spelling errors. its honestly unusable. also every piece of Merchandise is somehow more retarded then the last. its genuinely impressive actually. how he manages to make some of the worst clothing items I've ever seen is beyond me. here are my two favorites.


Yet you can't be bothered to capitalize, punctuate, or spell properly?
 
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