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YokuNama said:
Ah , got ya. Combining being busy for a few days and not giving to many fucks about Phil I am a bit behind on his new schedule.
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His new schedule? The only thing that changes is what day off he takes. The rest is always the same. Every day. Always. The... same... thing... Everyday is the same...

Depressing
 
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tzgnilki said:
still no gin tweet, we can officially pronounce him dead
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Well then, no time to waste.. Lets go ahead and get the funeral plans started. Who's gonna be giving the eulogy? I nominate either Nigel or Surly Muppet. In fact, I want it to be Nigel. That son of a bitch would have to fly in and dox himself once and for all! We need pallbearers. Someone to set up the viewing, food afterwards, etc etc. Where are we getting the money for all this? Maybe Jaxx fagsor, Joyful Faggotry, and Fagaleez can all chip in?

We also need a custom headstone with a special inscription on it...

This is a lot of work. Somebody else plan this shit. It's not my fault. There's nothing I can do.
 
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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
Well then, no time to waste.. Lets go ahead and get the funeral plans started. Who's gonna be giving the eulogy? I nominate either Nigel or Surly Muppet. In fact, I want it to be Nigel. That son of a bitch would have to fly in and dox himself once and for all! We need pallbearers. Someone to set up the viewing, food afterwards, etc etc. Where are we getting the money for all this? Maybe Jaxx fagsor, Joyful Faggotry, and Fagaleez can all chip in?

We also need a custom headstone with a special inscription on it...

This is a lot of work. Somebody else plan this shit. It's not my fault. There's nothing I can do.
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Do we also bury DownFromTheRafters in the same grave or does he require a separate hole? Perhaps a 40k gold headstone with a Hogan figurine accompanying it.
 
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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
Well then, no time to waste.. Lets go ahead and get the funeral plans started. Who's gonna be giving the eulogy? I nominate either Nigel or Surly Muppet. In fact, I want it to be Nigel. That son of a bitch would have to fly in and dox himself once and for all! We need pallbearers. Someone to set up the viewing, food afterwards, etc etc. Where are we getting the money for all this? Maybe Jaxx fagsor, Joyful Faggotry, and Fagaleez can all chip in?

We also need a custom headstone with a special inscription on it...

This is a lot of work. Somebody else plan this shit. It's not my fault. There's nothing I can do.
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In his funeral we will all dance to the rythm of "I just wanna race I don't know what you are talking about" 8)
 
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Get up you lazy bastard! There's a hole in the food in Jasper Kitty's bowl!
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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
Well then, no time to waste.. Lets go ahead and get the funeral plans started. Who's gonna be giving the eulogy? I nominate either Nigel or Surly Muppet. In fact, I want it to be Nigel. That son of a bitch would have to fly in and dox himself once and for all! We need pallbearers. Someone to set up the viewing, food afterwards, etc etc. Where are we getting the money for all this? Maybe Jaxx fagsor, Joyful Faggotry, and Fagaleez can all chip in?
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All whales, past and present, will attend dressed as wrestlers and have a circle jerk bukkake session around Phil's tombstone which features an engraved photo of the incident. No name required, that's his legacy.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I liked at 3:28 when Phil says he is glad he finally has a place to put all his tools.

Phil's tool cabinet consisted of a hammer, a sprayer for his garden hose, channel locks, wire strippers, super glue, his purse, two cans of spray paint, and safety goggles.

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I got a good chuckle out of this one:

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Authentic Italian Ices. This fucking dude... :story:
 
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It can only mean he's in the doghouse and on his best behavior.

Considering how manic he was all week even by his standards, to suddenly go radio silent instead of even a 'tomorrow will be X' tweet is a massive break in his routine.

Maybe Thursday isn't a 3am tweet day like Tuesday.

My guess is that Kat is working M-W now and Thursday is her first day off so she hasn't had a day break (Monday when working F-Sun) before dealing with babysitting her husband at Ikea.

That or her 'new job' (position) is customer facing so she's just generally more sick of dealing with Phil's shit by the time she gets home.
 
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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
Well then, no time to waste.. Lets go ahead and get the funeral plans started. Who's gonna be giving the eulogy? I nominate either Nigel or Surly Muppet. In fact, I want it to be Nigel. That son of a bitch would have to fly in and dox himself once and for all! We need pallbearers. Someone to set up the viewing, food afterwards, etc etc. Where are we getting the money for all this? Maybe Jaxx fagsor, Joyful Faggotry, and Fagaleez can all chip in?

We also need a custom headstone with a special inscription on it...

This is a lot of work. Somebody else plan this shit. It's not my fault. There's nothing I can do.
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I will donate money so he can finally get that wolverine toy and be buried with it. So eventually a grave robber can be rich from selling it just like he said.
 
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