DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Detractor#38657]

Pre-stream music on loop is a must.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Tips are appreciated at the service gentlemen but NOT MANDATORY. We are aware of the goals correct? Throw 50 dollars in his casket and you can put the gunner glasses on him while having 100 dollars unlocks the vests. All are available for the vote at the service so choose wisely. But 200 dollars? 200 dollars will let us put two vests on him. Please no derailment, it’s going to be a CHILL service.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Oh I had something for this

 

[Swirling weeb]

Game theory Time
His phone died and he forgot his twitter password

 

[gaarashatan]

when youre on the r/diablo discord checking out news on diablo 4

 

[Swirling weeb]

never mind I found him he was in a food coma behind the ramen restaurant he’s eating some papa Johns to recover

 

[Iron Father]

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never mind I found him he was in a food coma behind the ramen restaurant he’s eating some papa Johns to recover

Jesus that shit is nightmare fuel.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Jesus that shit is nightmare fuel.

I mean I give him props for taking the pig role to the point he even eats like a pig don’t watch dsp tries it that Shit almost made me throw up dude eats with his mouth open

 

[LolCowCentral]

DSP's "competitive" game play and proof in regards to his gambling addiction. He lost 25 dollars...then 25. Then decided to do some 200 dollar matches to catch up and lost those.

https://youtu.be/NVaIPsYu120

you can see the people laughing at him in the background as he consistently loses.

also- what is he wearing ?

Is he rocky training for his next big fight ? Or maybe Mickey? Lol.

 

[Nixxit]

I keep seeing people saying some variation of "If DSP got his Wolverine figurine" or "I'll get him his figurine", except it's actually a whole lot more pathetic than you remember: He actually got the damn thing, the complaint was that he got a second edition a year later that wasn't worth as much.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I can't make a call on that but I'm certain Phil would fail the Voight-Kämpff, hard. Fuck "thirty, forty, cross-referenced", Deckard would've blown him away in three.

You're walking in the desert when you see a tortoise. You flip the tortoise on it's back. It can't get up without your help. Are you helping it?

Dood! Tomorrow is my day off and I am the one who needs help, not some stupid turtle! It's been a really slow night and I had chargebacks! Maybe if the turtle tips me I will make him a mod or something.

"What the fuck dood, why's this stupid turtle, excuse me, tortoise, what's this stupid tortoise even doing in a desert in the first place? Fucking nudnik, ack ack ack! It's not even a ninja turtle? That's fucking bullshit! Thanks for stopping by Derich, see you later tonight hopefully for a chill, fun Pokemon stream. I make your eyes just tipped me 50 satoshis and says, I've seen things, ok this is a paragraph of bullshit that just goes on and on, I'm not reading this, let me get the glasses."

 

[PunchCat]

As Khet will not be in attendance, I recommend using Cougar Mountain Stables to find a suitable stand-in. Jasper may also require a stand-in; it seems likely to me that he will get named as a person of interest related to Phil's death and might be unable to attend.

All grave dancing must be prefaced with "I don't hold grudges and I don't even remember who this guy is".

There will be a 45 minute break in the middle so that no one dies from lack of exercise.

After his burial, his Youtube channel will be ceremonially deleted. Nothing of value will be lost. So ends the legacy.

 

[YokuNama]

DSP's "competitive" game play and proof in regards to his gambling addiction. He lost 25 dollars...then 25. Then decided to do some 200 dollar matches to catch up and lost those.

Just a reminder he was doing those money matches on credit while on the way to his first debt problem from flying around the country to play a video game.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

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He looks like some dude is sticking a gun in his face asking where's the money.
Such a hysterical, manic vile creature.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I don't know why everyone is surprised that Phil didn't tweet yesterday because Phil doesn't even have a Twitter account.

Anyone who says he has a Twitter account is a idiot conspiracy theorist. Sure he may have had one a million years ago, but he doesn't do that anymore. It was too much of a time sink and Phil has a family now.

"Oh, but Phil tweets out bullshit like everyday" oh my god... Are you people so stupid that you don't think these are fake?

Okay, let me break it down for you. What makes more sense, Phil is a massive retard, or a troll made an account using Phil's username, posted pictures only Phil could have taken, types just like Phil, has information only Phil could know, and got verified using Phil's phone number? Obviously it was the troll!

Think about it. If Phil was tweeting out bullshit everyday, how did he get his bankruptcy approved?

Oh my god, some people are so stupid...

Furthermore, if this was really Phil's Twitter account, why would he constantly shoot himself in the foot? Why would he call everyone else a shill when he himself has whored himself out multiple times?

Okay, some idiot says, "This is 100% Phil's Twitter. He posts audio schedule updates with his voice and..." enough of that. You do know those things can be faked, right? No life detractors take his video clips and make them into songs. They could easily take clips and make it sound like him. It's called a... umm... a... dark... no... a deep, yeah, a deep fake. It's all fake!

You know what? I'm done talking about it. Anyone talking about Phil having a Twitter gets a ban.

Spoiler

in case you didn't understand, this is a WWE Champions joke

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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never mind I found him he was in a food coma behind the ramen restaurant he’s eating some papa Johns to recover

He looks like a slightly older Walter mathau with more jowls

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

DSP's "competitive" game play and proof in regards to his gambling addiction. He lost 25 dollars...then 25. Then decided to do some 200 dollar matches to catch up and lost those.

https://youtu.be/NVaIPsYu120

"sorry sweety they were all out of wolfman dollies, mommy will buy you one next week"

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

"sorry sweety they were all out of wolfman dollies, mommy will buy you one next week"
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This is way better than the stupid vest, glasses, cowboy hat, or jeans. How much do his whales have to pay him to wear the towel?

 

[snort inquisition]

i find it fucking hilarious the idea of him not tweeting because people are telling him "looking forward to your tweets later"

 

[An Avenging Bird]

This is way better than the stupid vest, glasses, cowboy hat, or jeans. How much do his whales have to pay him to wear the towel?

You're gonna give him an idea of wearing a towel around his waist and people paying for him to take it off.

Just wait.