DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DiabeticSP]

I keep seeing people saying some variation of "If DSP got his Wolverine figurine" or "I'll get him his figurine", except it's actually a whole lot more pathetic than you remember: He actually got the damn thing, the complaint was that he got a second edition a year later that wasn't worth as much.

The most pathetic thing was people looking the figure up and it basically not existing the way Phil remembers it/tells the story.

I wanna say he gets the colors of the toy wrong or something.

 

[DarksideDipshit]

Anyone see the anonymouse video that exposes dipshit Dave's back state tax lies? Sorry if this is already old news. Fuck you Phil if you read this.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

I keep seeing people saying some variation of "If DSP got his Wolverine figurine" or "I'll get him his figurine", except it's actually a whole lot more pathetic than you remember: He actually got the damn thing, the complaint was that he got a second edition a year later that wasn't worth as much.

I have no idea why child/teen Phil would care what edition it was unless he was trying to flex his wealth all the way back then.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Kat just got home...she worked a four hour shift. No wonder her job is telling her to piss off, at least if what Phil says is true.

 

[actually]

Anyone see the anonymouse video that exposes dipshit Dave's back state tax lies? Sorry if this is already old news. Fuck you Phil if you read this.

It would help if you linked it.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Anyone see the anonymouse video that exposes dipshit Dave's back state tax lies? Sorry if this is already old news. Fuck you Phil if you read this.

Unless he privated it or it's on one of the 3 Discord videos which people already went through in his thread, then I'm not seeing where the video which you're talking about is

Spoiler: AnonyMouse's videos

 

[hundredthousand]

It's weird to see Phil in a picture next to other humans.

I wonder how many years it's been since this recluse has done anything social. Mall trip with his mom wife, and phone calls to parents don't count.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Kat just got home...she worked a four hour shift. No wonder her job is telling her to piss off, at least if what Phil says is true.

Sounds like she has the same work ethic as someone who is scheduled to work 11am to 5pm and then they spend the first hour playing music, the next hour and a half talking out of their ass, then a half hour break, and hour and a half of "work", another half hour break, then an hour and a half of "work" and clock out early.

Boy, someone like that would surely lose their job and not be making $200 a day, right?

 

[SPhobos]

"I'm so confused man. Man I'm confused, it confused me man. I was like... what? I'm confused man. Confusing." - DSP's fucking take on a shitty super hero movie. Too much gin on the brain, turned it smooth.

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

It's weird to see Phil in a picture next to other humans.

I wonder how many years it's been since this recluse has done anything social. Mall trip with his mom wife, and phone calls to parents don't count.

Hey, he had a bankruptcy hearing, dood. That clearly shows what a social chad he is, getting to hang out with a rich attorney and a judge, ack ack ack.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

Monster Hunter Rise is out today and everyone's playing it... except Phil, because "no one wants to see that shit."

 

[SPhobos]

Monster Hunter Rise is out today and everyone's playing it... except Phil, because "no one wants to see that shit."

Only 94k viewers on Twitch, as compared to Phil stumbling through Ghosts 'n Goblins which has like 500. It's just a dud dood, Monster Hunter is the same old thing (which Phil never played so how the fuck would he know), no one is interested in it mahn.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Monster Hunter Rise is out today and everyone's playing it... except Phil, because "no one wants to see that shit."

His viewers don't want to see him play co-op man, everyone knows that the last thing a Twitch viewer wants is to play alongside their streamer

 

[marlintan]

Will the dress code be a gaming t-shirt and Zelda pyjama pants?

clothing optional.

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

Monster Hunter Rise is out today and everyone's playing it... except Phil, because "no one wants to see that shit."

There are companies in Japan that even took the day off so their employees could play it. If Dave tried, he might be able to get a few wandering Japs to watch, but nope, he knows exactly what viewers want.

 

[SPhobos]

I love how the 30 minutes of music was cut off but the prestream now just goes deeper into would-be gameplay so the pig has to play even less alongside streaming less. It's a win/win/win.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

"sorry sweety they were all out of wolfman dollies, mommy will buy you one next week"
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Was Phil so out of shape even back then that he sweated while playing games? When I was a teen I never thougth about bringing a towel to the cybercafe lmao what a retard.

 

[Planettenon]

Anyone see the anonymouse video that exposes dipshit Dave's back state tax lies? Sorry if this is already old news. Fuck you Phil if you read this.

I watched James the lesser's video on it.

 

[Pargon]

Was Phil so out of shape even back then that he sweated while playing games? When I was a teen I never thougth about bringing a towel to the cybercafe lmao what a retard.

Crowded arcades can get stifling depending on ventilation, location and time of year, and you do *not* want to use a bathroom in a place like that if you can help it, for the same reasons you don't want to use public facilities at conventions. Because it's Phil I'm apt to say he's posing but having your own bit of cloth to wipe your brow/hands on that isn't your pants or shirt when you're gaming competitively doesn't sound like the worst idea in the world.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I watched James the lesser's video on it.

Oh, so it's retarded fake bullshit.