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[Jet Fuel Johnny]

This one alpaca made me laugh, I don't know why.

He looks like he'd be coming up going all "George. George. George. George. Hey, George..."

 

[Ghjkl63]

This one alpaca made me laugh, I don't know why.

He looks like he'd be coming up going all "George. George. George. George. Hey, George..."

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"Tell me about the chuds, George"

 

[LongWayDown]

I might be dumb, but these alpacas look dirty and unhealthy to me. The area around the ankles? knees? look discolored beyond belief, and I don't think chicken wire is a good enough fence for them.

I'm not an expert on alpacas but a cursory glance doesn't reveal anything severe (though there's a lot you can't tell through photos like this). A couple of them look like their hindquarters aren't properly shorn (which can lead to caked up shit and piss) and a couple look like they might have mild bottle jaw. It's harder for me to tell in alpacas than sheep though because they just have weird jaws to begin with. Most other stuff would require watching the animals to discern.

EDIT: The fencing is far from ideal though. If you're gonna have alpacas behind chicken wire (which actually is perfectly suitable) you need to make sure it's secured really well at the bottom. The stupid fucks like to put their heads through any opening they can, and having it loose at the bottom with just a 2x4 could potentially lead to one putting his head through while in a bad position and getting tangled. Not super likely, but it's not something that hasn't happened.

 

[AnOminous]

They're not frat boys. They're very feminine adult female humans.

They're dudes. They're men.

 

[Gone Ham]

They started putting in the fences, which surprises me, but I don't recognize a few of them

Spoiler

Also Paul, the Fed, is gone

 

[Dickens Cider]

Legit question- you think these idiots will be filing for the small business gimmes from Biden ? A federal grift would be hilarious especially when they get investigated. I mean I doubt they would be eligible but then again...

 

[Ghjkl63]

Legit question- you think these idiots will be filing for the small business gimmes from Biden ? A federal grift would be hilarious especially when they get investigated. I mean I doubt they would be eligible but then again...

Almost definitely

Their choice of firearms and plate carriers confuse me, but they all seem to be the "I'd rather have a dozen shitty guns than one or two good guns" kind of people so that's not really surprising.

 

[Gone Ham]

Legit question- you think these idiots will be filing for the small business gimmes from Biden ? A federal grift would be hilarious especially when they get investigated. I mean I doubt they would be eligible but then again...

I know farms get a deduction on taxes and even subsidies sometimes, but yeah, 100% they're going for biden bux

 

[msd]

With the amount of paranoia these troons show

Think putting up a scarecrow would send them over the edge?

 

[Blasterisk]

Their choice of firearms and plate carriers confuse me, but they all seem to be the "I'd rather have a dozen shitty guns than one or two good guns" kind of people so that's not really surprising.

They according to Kevin have 13 (minus Paul E Federally now?) so a dozen shitty guns is exactly what they need in a shoot-out. Doesn't do you any good to have excellent weapons for half your fighting force. Objectively the plates are better than nothing, and seem reasonably capable of stopping pistol rounds at least.

Disclaimer: I don't want anybody to be shot by men in tutus. I speak only of practical planning for small units.

 

[Marissa Moira]

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lol your burger is ready ma'am

The chud image is a tracing from the Big Lez Show, a show about an Australian.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

They started putting in the fences, which surprises me, but I don't recognize a few of them
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Also Paul, the Fed, is gone
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Fucking knew it, they did not dig shit by themselves...worthless human beings.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

I wWith the overcrowding we are assuming, I would guess they should clean the whole thing out at least once a week, and that work is not fun and very hard, if you are just using a pitchfork and wheelbarrow.

That's why they bought the tractor

Spoiler

 

[Cereal Killer]

I'm not an expert on alpacas but a cursory glance doesn't reveal anything severe (though there's a lot you can't tell through photos like this). A couple of them look like their hindquarters aren't properly shorn (which can lead to caked up shit and piss) and a couple look like they might have mild bottle jaw.

I don’t know much about alpacas, but some of those hooves/toes look really long and starting to hook. I wonder if they realize they might need to do some foot trimming.

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

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Angery

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So feminine.

 

[Gone Ham]

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Angery

 

[Mushroom Soup]

Ok but I want a Chud burger now

 

[Prolego]

They started putting in the fences, which surprises me, but I don't recognize a few of them
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For once they seem to be making a decent job of something. They've got the right tools, marked it all out, using a level etc. But to see how they've already overgrazed their land, compare the mud in the foreground with the vegetation growing in their neighbour's field. I wonder how long it will take the land to recover. Given that the recommended stocking density on their plot is less than one cow, I'm guessing that their plot is going to resemble The Somme for another few years. Rotation is meaningless when you are so overstocked. The only bit of land I've seen that looks similarly bare is the Harris Ranch, aka Cowschwitz, but beef farming is profitable, even when you ship in the feed.

 

[Meriasek]

I don’t know much about alpacas, but some of those hooves/toes look really long and starting to hook. I wonder if they realize they might need to do some foot trimming.

"If they realize". I think you answered yourself here.

 

[AnOminous]

Legit question- you think these idiots will be filing for the small business gimmes from Biden ? A federal grift would be hilarious especially when they get investigated. I mean I doubt they would be eligible but then again...

Free money? Troons? You seriously don't think they're all over this shit?