The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AlexaAutismo]

You might actually be right. They sell shirts that I assume the delivery drivers would also wear.

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https://www.chudspizza.com/apparel

This shit just writes itself honestly. I wonder if this is the real threat they've been talking about all along?

Spoiler: Big brain time

Maybe its: Kevvie keeps ordering the forbidden meat, Bonnie and Penny are constantly under siege because CHUDS keeps walking up to their door. I hope Kevin has the decency to tip them well, considering the constant threat that these CHUDS bring to them.

 

[Brain Problems]

You might actually be right. They sell shirts that I assume the delivery drivers would also wear.

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Found the next caterer for the Farm's lolcow awards after-party. Step aside In N Out, there's a new shitlord in town!

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

There is a reason why the earthship they're buying has been a work in progress for 10 years. These geniuses can't even figure out passive solar with $100k in the bank. I look forward to a new boondogle.

Even if the entire assembly is flawless to Earthship specs, it won't work out. One of the things about these sorts of designs is their ability to live off grid is limited in both how many people they can reasonably support, and how much technology they can reasonably support.

2-3 people with light electronic use can be reasonably sustained in most of the designs I've seen. You're not gonna be packing 12-14 people into them with full PC gaming battle stations. Electrical would fail under the stress, rain water wouldn't be able to fill their needs. The things going to degrade into a dystopian hovel with rationed electricity and water usage the likes of which would make the Texas grid failures look generous.

 

[White Devil]

Even if the entire assembly is flawless to Earthship specs, it won't work out. One of the things about these sorts of designs is their ability to live off grid is limited in both how many people they can reasonably support, and how much technology they can reasonably support.

2-3 people with light electronic use can be reasonably sustained in most of the designs I've seen. You're not gonna be packing 12-14 people into them with full PC gaming battle stations. Electrical would fail under the stress, rain water wouldn't be able to fill their needs. The things going to degrade into a dystopian hovel with rationed electricity and water usage the likes of which would make the Texas grid failures look generous.

The whole tranch is terminally online, and has to be to do their grift. They could never live a electricity lite off the grid lifestyle.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Holy shit how many people live there? That's enough meat to feed a whole fucking army. Big "girls" got to eat!

over 13 cowboygirls

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

Found the next caterer for the Farm's lolcow awards after-party. Step aside In N Out, there's a new shitlord in town!

Well at least they make money compared to the Tranch who seems to hemorrhage money with each day passing.

 

[break these cuffs]

Even if the entire assembly is flawless to Earthship specs, it won't work out. One of the things about these sorts of designs is their ability to live off grid is limited in both how many people they can reasonably support, and how much technology they can reasonably support.

2-3 people with light electronic use can be reasonably sustained in most of the designs I've seen. You're not gonna be packing 12-14 people into them with full PC gaming battle stations. Electrical would fail under the stress, rain water wouldn't be able to fill their needs. The things going to degrade into a dystopian hovel with rationed electricity and water usage the likes of which would make the Texas grid failures look generous.

A lot of people romanticize a rural offgrid/homesteading lifestyle until it actually comes to living it. It's a lot less fun when a fox has taken 6 of your chickens in a week despite the god damn chicken fortress you built and all your hives die for some unknown reason. It's a lifestyle and a job unless you have enough money to pay for a suburban life. I'd love to see the Tranch operating on satellite internet.

 

[Gone Ham]

Imagine the shits these people take from this. Good god. Now I want to die...

Legit, this is the breaking point of their Septic system, as they're already over twice the rated amount, along with eating terribly, which means that I bet within a month, the alpacas are going to be swimming in shit, and Kevin will still.
Also King Assripper is going to look like a joke compared to what their toilets will experience today. I can't stop imagining it's just this scene from the Sopranos

I think this is it. This is the thing that finally splits my sides.
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Edit: Chuds is real, and it's beautiful. They've been around since March 2020 at the very least, as that's when their FB page was made.
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Chuds on Facebook Watch

We will bring you lunch or dinner.

www.facebook.com

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Ok yeah, so these guys have to be fucking trolling the troons with this shit. The man's tone says it all

Right, finally caught up.
So they bought or going to buy a nearby unfinished Earthship project? Now that, THAT is gonna be fuckin' hilarious. What are they even going to do with that? Another troon stable? Earthships, as originally designed, will require quite some involved plumbing going on, they usually use mainly rainwater that is filtered, and then the greywater is used for indoor botanicals and finally the blackwater in an elaborate composting system or whatever.
I mean, it's a cool thing and theoretically fully off-grid, but it's insane troons we're talking about, so I'm 100% sure that the first lot of troons they're housing in their new troonship will be poisoned immediately. Or freeze to death or something. These things don't work too well in cold climates, and while they can be planned out to work well, it's again the insane troons we're talking about, so they'll fuck it up. I don't think the Tranch Davidian compound will survive long enough for the troonshed to be finished, let alone house actual troon cattle. But I hope they do finish it, and I hope they do get some people living there, because the fallout will likely be legendary.

That's the thing with this. Kevin and crew aren't going to be the ones living in it. They're going to set it up for a "getaway" for other troons, basically making it a Rent-a-Larp vacation bungalow. They're going to con others into joining in, and 100% it's going to end terribly for all involved

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

I think this is it. This is the thing that finally splits my sides.
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Chuds on Facebook Watch

We will bring you lunch or dinner.

www.facebook.com

Casually reclaiming the c-slur. If the tranchers were based they'd use some of that grift money to open a rival shop called Tranny's Burger on the other side of the road.

 

[AnOminous]

These fat greasy neets think a burrito is 1-2lbs of meat with some fixins in a tortilla. Not to mention the beans.

That's pretty much what you'd expect from a bunch of frat boy types. Dudes. Men.

 

[Gone Ham]

That's pretty much what you'd expect from a bunch of frat boy types. Dudes. Men.

They're not frat boys. They're very feminine adult female humans.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

A lot of people romanticize a rural offgrid/homesteading lifestyle until it actually comes to living it. It's a lot less fun when a fox has taken 6 of your chickens in a week despite the god damn chicken fortress you built and all your hives die for some unknown reason. It's a lifestyle and a job unless you have enough money to pay for a suburban life. I'd love to see the Tranch operating on satellite internet.

And if you're living a suburban lifestyle in an off the grid setup, your doing it with imported energy (grid or generator), extra imported food and water, and luxury goods. By this point you've negated the whole purpose and made the ecological situation worse, because your also burning gas to drag all that stuff from the city to the Earthship. This is just dumbfuck virtue signaling.

 

[Divine right to rule]

That's pretty much what you'd expect from a bunch of frat boy types. Dudes. Men.

Frat boys get laid.

 

[Gone Ham]

Alpaca Update (x)

I might be dumb, but these alpacas look dirty and unhealthy to me. The area around the ankles? knees? look discolored beyond belief, and I don't think chicken wire is a good enough fence for them.

Spoiler

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[Whatsup bud?]

Imagine being the poor underpayed hazmat cleaner who'll have to scrub that place down when its forclosed on. And, as Ive just learned from the Resetera theead, troons apparently like to shit on the floor as an act of spite. Wonder what spite-fueled destruction they'll rain down upon the tranch in their final days

 

[Bird In Flight]

The pile of greasy meat in the background

His name is Kevin Gibes and he’s a human being, damn it!

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Alpaca Update (x)
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I might be dumb, but these alpacas look dirty and unhealthy to me. The area around the ankles? knees? look discolored beyond belief, and I don't think chicken wire is a good enough fence for them.

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Troons beware. The Alpacalypse is upon you.

 

[Ghjkl63]

Well it took 3 days but I'm finally caught up. Also hopefully not on any lists for making an account here.

 

[Gone Ham]

Troons beware. The Alpacalypse is upon you.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

I might be dumb, but these alpacas look dirty and unhealthy to me. The area around the ankles? knees? look discolored beyond belief, and I don't think chicken wire is a good enough fence for them.

I would guess they are lying in dirty bedding. Overcrowded in the barn, they piss and shit into all the straw, which doesn't get changed often enough. In a regular barn you have a low enough density that you can change the straw every few weeks and it will still be relatively clean. With the overcrowding we are assuming, I would guess they should clean the whole thing out at least once a week, and that work is not fun and very hard, if you are just using a pitchfork and wheelbarrow.

I don't know that much about alpaca scoring and obviously photos aren't a great representation, but from what I've looked up I would guess the alpaca's are at a proper weight, judging from the fat distribution around the tail. However, that isn't indicative of total health. I'm still waiting for some E-coli strain to show up and kill a bunch considering the herd management.