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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
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Swerf'n'Terf said:
I'd LOVE to hear what the locals are saying behind closed doors. A few weeks back I went looking and found some promising but predictably private, Facebook groups.

I bet the first one gets spicy.
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There's a public one too, which is less than useless for crazy tranny gossip, because it's just local people promoting their businesses and sharing community news. However, it did give me the following pic, which I don't think needs any elaboration.

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1 Custer County Community "Bitchin' Post" archive.
2 Custer County Community Bulletin Board archive.
3 Custer County Colorado Happenings archive.

Seem like a good time to add: I hope if anyone reading is local to the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, they know that if they want to share info we would value it!
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I think this is it. This is the thing that finally splits my sides.
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Edit: Chuds is real, and it's beautiful. They've been around since March 2020 at the very least, as that's when their FB page was made.
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The Littlest Shitlord said:
Taking estradiol causes your body to increase its uptake of copper. This is known to be detrimental to mental health; I believe Wilson's disease was mentioned earlier in this thread, and it is a hereditary metabolic defect that causes the body to accumulate far too much copper, resulting in numerous psychiatric symptoms which resolve when copper is brought under control. Many troons are autistic, and autistic people have excess copper as one of their many biochemical symptoms of their condition. (Actual women have bodies that use more copper than mens' bodies do for menstruation and pregnancy, usually keeping their copper levels under control despite their higher estradiol levels. But of course troons don't have uteruses.)

Basically you have to be crazy to troon out to begin with, but the hormones actively make it worse.
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So what you're telling me here is that bloodletting is a viable treatment for tismo and troon insanity.
 
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Christ, how many pounds of meat did they cook up, for what, 6-7 guys? No wonder Bonnie needs pliers to zip up his mom jeans.
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That's probably like 15-20lbs of ground judging by the size of the cast iron. It's not even a giant pile of meat, it's two giant piles of meat. It may even be more than 20lbs. You can't even see the level of rice in the pot. They easily have 5x the amount of meat compared to rice for fucking burritos. These fat greasy neets think a burrito is 1-2lbs of meat with some fixins in a tortilla. Not to mention the beans.
 
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That's probably like 15-20lbs of ground judging by the size of the cast iron. It's not even a giant pile of meat, it's two giant piles of meat. It may even be more than 20lbs. You can't even see the level of rice in the pot. They easily have 5x the amount of meat compared to rice for fucking burritos. These fat greasy neets think a burrito is 1-2lbs of meat with some fixins in a tortilla. Not to mention the beans.
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This offends my beaner heritage
 
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IsaacShraeder said:
I think this is it. This is the thing that finally splits my sides.
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This is absurdly off topic, but it's so incredibly charming I can't help but like it.
 
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Right, finally caught up.
So they bought or going to buy a nearby unfinished Earthship project? Now that, THAT is gonna be fuckin' hilarious. What are they even going to do with that? Another troon stable? Earthships, as originally designed, will require quite some involved plumbing going on, they usually use mainly rainwater that is filtered, and then the greywater is used for indoor botanicals and finally the blackwater in an elaborate composting system or whatever.
I mean, it's a cool thing and theoretically fully off-grid, but it's insane troons we're talking about, so I'm 100% sure that the first lot of troons they're housing in their new troonship will be poisoned immediately. Or freeze to death or something. These things don't work too well in cold climates, and while they can be planned out to work well, it's again the insane troons we're talking about, so they'll fuck it up. I don't think the Tranch Davidian compound will survive long enough for the troonshed to be finished, let alone house actual troon cattle. But I hope they do finish it, and I hope they do get some people living there, because the fallout will likely be legendary.
 
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Meriasek said:
Right, finally caught up.
So they bought or going to buy a nearby unfinished Earthship project? Now that, THAT is gonna be fuckin' hilarious. What are they even going to do with that? Another troon stable? Earthships, as originally designed, will require quite some involved plumbing going on, they usually use mainly rainwater that is filtered, and then the greywater is used for indoor botanicals and finally the blackwater in an elaborate composting system or whatever.
I mean, it's a cool thing and theoretically fully off-grid, but it's insane troons we're talking about, so I'm 100% sure that the first lot of troons they're housing in their new troonship will be poisoned immediately. Or freeze to death or something. These things don't work too well in cold climates, and while they can be planned out to work well, it's again the insane troons we're talking about, so they'll fuck it up. I don't think the Tranch Davidian compound will survive long enough for the troonshed to be finished, let alone house actual troon cattle. But I hope they do finish it, and I hope they do get some people living there, because the fallout will likely be legendary.
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There is a reason why the earthship they're buying has been a work in progress for 10 years. These geniuses can't even figure out passive solar with $100k in the bank. I look forward to a new boondogle.
 
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IsaacShraeder said:
I think this is it. This is the thing that finally splits my sides.
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Edit: Chuds is real, and it's beautiful. They've been around since March 2020 at the very least, as that's when their FB page was made.
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Chuds on Facebook Watch

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is the naming at all related to the Leftwing meme?

I like to think the CHUDs that are chasing the trannies are just burger deliverymen
 
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