DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gobsmackedmortician]

Phil needs to by his wife some eyebrows ,

the fuck is this shit

 

[Mr. Brown]

Have we ever discerned whether or not Kat is aware of Phil's income and gambling addiction?

I think not.

How could Phil ever explain any of the following for a man who makes $10k a month:

• her getting married in a dirty $20 dress
• no honeymoon
• no vacation of any kind
• 1 day a week of "fun"
• never taking time off, not even the occasional weekend away
• endlessly begging for cash on livestream

It doesn't take any common sense at all to see there is a massive black hole in there somewhere. I can't see Phil even allowing her to look at finances either when she only has a part time job so he's paying all the bills. Kat probably just accepts it when Phil says things are tight despite spending $100's a week on pulls.

During the vest streak Phil must have told Kat about the fortunes he was making and explaining the vest scam. She must have known he was making $200 a day + subs. She has to then question things in her head, but without access to anything because her husband is a control freak and is hiding a gambling addiction from her how does she prove anything?

Phils coffee machine probably cost him more than their wedding.

 

[Surly Muppet]

That does line up with exactly how Leanna's arc went.

On that note, I was watching MrHuth going over some old vlogs and Phil was talking about his schedule changes. Leanna started working at 6am at one point, and this required her going to bed earlier.
Phil said that he was going to bed at 2am (of course) and would regularly wake her up because of his snoring, prompting the snore strap. The secondary solution became Phil staying up even later, presumably until 4am, and then going to bed as Leanna was getting up. This eventually lead to Phil's exhaustion on stream, but presumably this also put strain on their relationship.

With Kat working at 6am, you have to wonder if Phil has learned from past mistakes. If not, this is starting to look like a familiar pattern.

EDIT: Just thinking about this and I wonder if this partly why Phil is so fixated on these schedule changes (besides his usual schedule autism and fear of change) - he may credit similar schedule changes to why his relationship with Leanna started to fall apart. He's panicking about how to handle them because last time, he failed to do so.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Okay, let me get this straight...

Phil's mom gives him money every birthday...
Phil's mom buys him thanksgiving dinner every year...
Phil's mom buys him Halloween decorations...
Phil's mom buys toys for Jasper
Phil's mom buys Kat an exercise bike
Phil's mom buys him an air fryer
Phil's mom pays for his entire wedding trip...
Phil's mom gives him a bunch of money for taxes...

and when Phil says a relative helped him with money...

PHIL HAS A RICH UNCLE IN CALIFORNIA!!!!1!!

Yo, Phil has only mentioned having a rich relative one time. I want to say it was on the prestream of the 2018 Thanksgiving special. He had a wealthy relative who they would go visit during Thanksgiving. I don't believe he specifically said his uncle, I don't remember, but he did say his cousins were there. He said they did this every year and extended family would attend. This would logically assume that this family member was located in the NE United States as that is where the majority of Phil's extended family lives. He had two aunts there in Connecticut, the one who rented the condo and Melissa's mom, plus he mentioned being close to his great aunt and uncle who he considered his grandparents. Unless you want to assume a dozen people are flying from the NE to California for Thanksgiving every single year, this is unbelievable.

Phil then said there was some falling out that he was unaware of the details. They no longer went to Thanksgiving at this family member's house.

Okay. If Phil's parents could fly to California every year for Thanksgiving with his rich uncle, why hadn't Phil ever met his paternal grandparents? His reason was because they lived across the country. Well, you can't get farther across the country than California. And if they lived in California, why weren't they at the family Thanksgiving in California?

This doesn't add up. This is just more bullshit that James the Loser in the Autist Lane made up to try and be a big boy detractor.

 

[Agent Proper]

That does line up with exactly how Leanna's arc went.

Soon she'll either have more hours or a nervous breakdown and Phil will refuse to be supportive and she'll leave him.

Or he'll overcompensate and screech about what a good husband he is giving her a pill and locking her in her bedroom til she calms down.

Well yes, but no.

Leanna was living off of Phil completely, she became the Soap Queen for fun money and to fight the boring life with Phil she chose.

Phil got into money issues allegedly and told Leanna to get a job, she got a job and learned that she was done being a daughter maid for a fat NEET who didn't want to travel like she did, that is when things changed and she started to openly mock Phil and roast him on stream, "We still doing dinner right?", said the Cuck.

He hid that she left and lied about all of it. Leanna out grew Phil and is better off for it.

Out of this Phil stole another man's horse with cries of depression and alcohol abuse, she became an "escort", Soulmaid, and finally a Mom...I mean Wife.

Kat had no ambitious plans, no drive for goals, she is just as lazy and boring as Phil she gave up any personality to get to where she is now and no one she feel sorry for her just like Leanna she made her choice too.

Edit because of a double post:

I got you guys with this "Rich" Uncle lore. Phil has mentioned him a times here or there I'll hunt down some videos for you later when I get to the PC.

This is the Uncle who got him into gaming, gave him a Pong console, let him play games when they went over on the PC, gave him other consoles.

Then some kind of Italian family fight happened and his Uncle left to California. Phil claimed to have not talked to him for years, I assume at some point things might have changed and Phil got a hand out to cover taxes. I'll have to watch a few videos to look into that to clearly understand those nuggets of Truth Phil hands out during these once private Patreon videos.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

And finally, his rant about Kat's schedule is a joke. These two adults can't figure this out, and Phil is shocked that retail would work like this. It certainly sounds like Kat has a new job that isn't organized, or doesn't know what to do with her (likely because she's a human potato). But then he asks how anyone could do this with children... this just calls attention to the fact that Kat doesn't have kids. Not only does she not have kids, she has a husband who sits rocking on his ass for 6 hours a day, playing video games from home, and pulls in over $100k annually. If Kat working is this stressful... she shouldn't need to; Phil makes more than many households combined. If they wanted to, they could bankroll Kat doing some college courses and maybe getting an entry level 'career' job with some flexible hours that pays better. It won't happen though, because her husband irresponsibly spends thousands on mobile games each month, meaning they're skirting by and have nothing going towards retirement. Phil's addiction is pulling both of their lives down.

To give Kat the benifit of the doubt, all the information we're getting is passed through Phil who possesses very little in terms of real-world experiance, an inability to understand anything that happens outside of his awhfiss and constantly amending anything he tells his stream incase they don't think he's an epic chad living in a perfect marriage. For all we know Kat is moving out and Phil is just trying to throw a bad smokescreen of 'duh schedule keeps changing' as a defence, implying that no one else has ever worked basic retail and can see through such a basic lie of "no one knows what they're working until 72 hours ahead because dey don't know how to run a bizzness".

If I were a betting man I would imagine that Phil is trying to over-detail his lie to make it seem more belivable. Most normal people would say 'my wife's work is fucking the rota around so my stream schedule is a little fucked up' but Phil feels the need to stumble over himself trying to come up with something watertight for his mushminded followers to go along with. I'm not suggesting that it may the fabled day that the horse bolts from the pigsty but I'd reckon there is more going on that Phil is letting on. Kat has been running her grift for two years without so much as a peep, it'd be weird for her now to suddenly run into problems that Phil feels the urge to explain whereas he's kept all other details of their life down to the bare details of paperplate thanksgiving and watching bugsnax from her bedroom doorway.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

These two adults can't figure this out

I think this is a Phil issue and not Khet. He probably don't listen when she talks about her schedule or he just gets upset that her hours differs from week to week.

Plus we know Phil could never adhere to a changing schedule like that so that means no one else could.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Here is the clip, where does he say his uncle paid his back taxes? Why would he pay his estranged nephew's back taxes?

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

I'm just catching up on today's happenings and I want to point out that todays top tipper (and one of the only ones) was BabaJoe. This is the same person who Phil refunded $62 from the other night because their account was unverified, and then claimed he had to go through a rigorous process of unbanning. Apparently Phil prioritized his appeal to StreamElements to make sure this guy got unbanned as fast as possible so he could tip again. Curiously, when he got an unverified tip later, he told the person that if they did it again, he'd have to ban them, and it was 'a pain in his ass'. So does it actually take work to ban them or is it automatic? If it requires work, then all of his whining about BabaJoe the other night was fake because he didn't do anything to ban him on stream. Just more weird lies.

I thought that was konduit/conduit? Coincidentally, he was there again today, and told phil that he was ok verifying his paypal, and that he was also ok with Phil having his information. I haven't went back and read through the posts today, so if someone already mentioned this, I apologize, but Phil then blatantly lies and plays semantics that he only sees your "general info", and then says he only sees your name that you chose, and whether you're verified. Ill pull up the clip here in a bit

Edit: He even flip flops right afterwards trying to explain how verifying your paypal helps you (YES YOU), and then finishes off by admitting that it actually helps him. relevant timestamp is 4:10:33 - 4:11:30

Double edit: Look how shady and scummy he looks while trying to explain all this. He looks like a dirty used car salesman or a televangelist. Mixing his words, looking down at as phone, playing with his face, trying to choose words that make it seem like its your fault, and that this will benefit you in the long run

 

[DukeMorty]

Thinking about how Kats new job...i mean new position has a weird schedule every week makes me think she works at a gas station. Look we all know Kat has no proper education, let alone a degree from a college, so what job could she get that fits her skills and has weird hours every week? Well a gas station job has long hours of operation and tends to have crazy schedule. A buddy of mine worked at a gas station and confirmed his schedule would change alot. Thus why Kat works at night but works at day sometimes. I could be wrong but next time you are in the Renton area dont be surprised if you see a horse at the register of a gas station.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I thought that was konduit/conduit? Coincidentally, he was there again today, and told phil that he was ok verifying his paypal, and that he was also ok with Phil having his information. I haven't went back and read through the posts today, so if someone already mentioned this, I apologize, but Phil then blatantly lies and plays semantics that he only sees your "general info", and then says he only sees your name that you chose, and whether you're verified. Ill pull up the clip here in a bit

He specifically asked for the guy's address and all. He basically didn't want anything short of a drivers license.

 

[actually]

Here is the clip, where does he say his uncle paid his back taxes? Why would he pay his estranged nephew's back taxes?

In the first minute of this secret Patreon video, he says "a relative" helped him out. @itsthatanonmouse has said there was a rich uncle, but I don't know if Phil himself has ever said as much.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

In the first minute of this secret Patreon video, he says "a relative" helped him out. @itsthatanonmouse has said there was a rich uncle, but I don't know if Phil himself has ever said as much.

Unless there is evidence of Phil saying that his rich uncle paid his back taxes for him, I am going to believe the relative is his mom or dad. Why would Phil tell his moderator that his uncle paid all his back taxes? You don't get rich by giving your money away.

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

If Kat is as dumb as I suspect she is, it probably isn't too hard to lie or use misdirection to hide his spending from her. My wife let's me handle 100% of our household finances cause it's just easier and I'm better at it, so if I was an addict like Phil I could probably cook the books pretty easily myself.

I just wonder what he ended up blaming the bankruptcy on when he first told her about it, the stupid bitch obviously bought whatever fib he sold to her.

Most of the married people I know (or at least believe I actually know) intimately, or have ever known for that matter, my marriage included, treat their finances as a household income and there is no "my money vs his money".

It's a partnership and we both work together to keep the roof over our head and the lights on.

Just as a example without power-leveling - if I earn $80k as an engineer and my husband $40k as a teacher, I don't get to buy more stuff for myself and therefore "own" more than him. Everything is ours.

He will, obviously, use something more than I do and vice versa but whatever that something is was bought from the same "pool" of our disposable income that we share.

Just because I technically earned 75% of that disposable income, doesn't mean I'm going to call my husband out for spending $10 on lunch because my lunch was $5 and because I earn more, I get to spend more. If I thought he was being irresponsible - which, knock on wood, hasn't been an issue in our 7 years together - then I'd approach him like an actual machurr adult to address it.

If Kat has her own bank account and contributes $0 to the mortgage, utilities, insurance, groceries, savings (I know they claim to have no savings but most couples do and absolutely should) etc. and just uses it all for herself, then I'm sorry but that's not a real partnership. That's literally just a deadbeat roommate that anyone with any sense or self-esteem would not tolerate.

No one will ever convince me that their marriage isn't a sham. I believe it's Kat being a gold digger and Dave using Kat as a status symbol for his mom and wheelchairs and, of course, personal maid/chef.

You don't meet her in June and declare her your soulmate and move her in from thousands of miles away a few months later and then get married a year later. You just don't.

What I'd do just to be a fly on the Wakhando wall for a few days.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

You don't meet her in June and declare her your soulmate and move her in from thousands of miles away a few months later and then get married a year later. You just don't.

This sounds exactly like a Nigerian scam

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

This sounds exactly like a Nigerian scam

One of them lost a bet.

 

[tzgnilki]

Here is the clip, where does he say his uncle paid his back taxes? Why would he pay his estranged nephew's back taxes?

every family feud is arguments over a will, money or pedo allegations

 

[Sugar Puppet]

Thinking about how Kats new job...i mean new position has a weird schedule every week makes me think she works at a gas station. Look we all know Kat has no proper education, let alone a degree from a college, so what job could she get that fits her skills and has weird hours every week? Well a gas station job has long hours of operation and tends to have crazy schedule. A buddy of mine worked at a gas station and confirmed his schedule would change alot. Thus why Kat works at night but works at day sometimes. I could be wrong but next time you are in the Renton area dont be surprised if you see a horse at the register of a gas station.

It's a possibility. Phil's definitely trying to deflect from the fact that she has a new job, he's even slipped and said 'her new job' before correcting himself with 'her new position' a few times. I don't particularly think she works at a gas station though because of the fact Phil made such a stink about how dangerous it was that she was working the night shift at her last job which was basically a huge, safe superstore-style place. I don't think he'd be satisfied if his princess worked odd hours at a gas station or a convenience store where she could potentially be working alone and in actual possibly dangerous situations. I think it's likely she works at a different chain of supermarket/big box store, or maybe even cashier at a one of those bigger pharmacy/convenience store hybrids. Without a doubt it's still an unskilled labor style job.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Phil’s body language after he loses a 200 dollar money match against blaziniflo is brilliant. There was no bans he could throw out, no timing out of chats, he had to take the jokes thrown at him for being free and it’s hilarious.

 

[Comma]

I'm just catching up on today's happenings and I want to point out that todays top tipper (and one of the only ones) was BabaJoe. This is the same person who Phil refunded $62 from the other night because their account was unverified, and then claimed he had to go through a rigorous process of unbanning. Apparently Phil prioritized his appeal to StreamElements to make sure this guy got unbanned as fast as possible so he could tip again.

That was not Bobbajoe, but konduit3. Below is the clip of DSP lashing out at this person for trying to give him money during Wednesday's late stream. And yes, I know someone getting berated for trying to send money to a (constantly begging) streamer sounds like something that only happens in some fucked up freaky alternate universe, but apparently DSP manages to make that into a thing in the real world while being given a platform to carry out this behavior by a website that instantly bans people when they use the word 'simp' once.

And like the typical unironic DSP supporter, the paypig came back today like a battered housewife to fulfill its duty:

Imagine what a sad and lonely existence you must have to come back crawling to someone like DSP after he shat all over you like that. The complete lack of self-esteem these people have is beyond pathetic, and DSP is taking full advantage of it.