DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

I was under the impression that it supposedly referred to the year that Phil began playing video games.

ETA: IIRC that would have made him four, which while not out of the question would've been very young to pick up the hobby especially in the late 80s. Stranger things, but I'd never considered 86 referring to killing someone, though you're certainly correct that it is used in that context.

He's too stupid to know what '86' means.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He's too stupid to know what '86' means.

Knowing Dave the only meaning of 86 he knows is when a restaurant doesn't have an ingredient for a meal so they temporarily stop selling it. Probably has a 45 minute long story about how he went to a restaurant to eat a specific robust authentic Itahlien meal but those nudniks had to 86 it that day because they're nudniks and then he'd go on some extended tirade about how he always wanted to have his own restaurant and how it wouldn't be as mismanaged as those mah-rans who 86'd his favorite meal on that one day.

 

[SojiroSakura]

For someone who was SHAWCKED about it's existence after denying it's existence, he sure knew exactly where it was to remove from his store.

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

For someone who was SHAWCKED about it's existence after denying it's existence, he sure knew exactly where it was to remove from his store.

"Oh, the store was up the whole time, huh? Hullo..."

 

[YokuNama]

For someone who was SHAWCKED about it's existence after denying it's existence, he sure knew exactly where it was to remove from his store.

I guess he realized selling a shirt that is one wrinkle or bad POV away from being racist wasn't very "Twitch Friendly".

 

[SojiroSakura]

He just showed his phone again, for street fighter colors.

Can't show his phone to debunk us though.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Didn't DSP use Marky Mark pictures to censor tits in a video game (I think it was a God of War game)?

That was Max Payne 3 during the strip club scene. At around 15:53 seconds.

 

[Balr0g]

Oh, so it's retarded fake bullshit.

It did sound fairly true though

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil is loving this game guys.

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Imagine being this miserable in life that it seeps into everything you do.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Imagine being this miserable in life that it seeps into everything you do.

Alottapeepul have been there I assume, myself included, but at least there was no camera pointed at me while broadcasting to the world.
DSP is the only streamer I know whose streams would benefit from having no face cam.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Alottapeepul have been there I assume, myself included, but at least there was no camera pointed at me while broadcasting to the world.
DSP is the only streamer I know whose streams would benefit from having no face cam.

Or at least another camera angle that isn't so unflattering. Having that dead straight on you while you pivot yourself to play a game and then doing a 90 degree stretch to update your autistic leaderboard just looks so odd.

 

[Surly Muppet]

This guy is shocked his Hate Army shirt is still on TeeSpring. He has no idea about it even though he put it up for sale...

Remembers when someone insulted him 10 years ago, doesn't remember selling an almost racist shirt for years.

This is a hot retcon.
For years he insisted the shirts never existed at all, and if presented with proof, said they were dummy shirts that were a test and never meant to be sold, despite having clearly be designed by Phil and placed on the store.
Now all of a sudden, if there is a King of Hate shirt on there, then it was from a long time ago. Then he promptly runs to remove it.
So just like that, years of lies are gone and the shirt existed, but it is so long ago and Phil forgot it was there so it means nothing. King of the Moving Goalposts.

I'm just catching up on today's happenings and I want to point out that todays top tipper (and one of the only ones) was BabaJoe. This is the same person who Phil refunded $62 from the other night because their account was unverified, and then claimed he had to go through a rigorous process of unbanning. Apparently Phil prioritized his appeal to StreamElements to make sure this guy got unbanned as fast as possible so he could tip again. Curiously, when he got an unverified tip later, he told the person that if they did it again, he'd have to ban them, and it was 'a pain in his ass'. So does it actually take work to ban them or is it automatic? If it requires work, then all of his whining about BabaJoe the other night was fake because he didn't do anything to ban him on stream. Just more weird lies. (My bad, as others point out, this was Konduit3 - BabaJoe previously tipped Phil and it was delayed, arriving between streams. Phil shouted him out on the late stream, but did not count his tip)

And finally, his rant about Kat's schedule is a joke. These two adults can't figure this out, and Phil is shocked that retail would work like this. It certainly sounds like Kat has a new job that isn't organized, or doesn't know what to do with her (likely because she's a human potato). But then he asks how anyone could do this with children... this just calls attention to the fact that Kat doesn't have kids. Not only does she not have kids, she has a husband who sits rocking on his ass for 6 hours a day, playing video games from home, and pulls in over $100k annually. If Kat working is this stressful... she shouldn't need to; Phil makes more than many households combined. If they wanted to, they could bankroll Kat doing some college courses and maybe getting an entry level 'career' job with some flexible hours that pays better. It won't happen though, because her husband irresponsibly spends thousands on mobile games each month, meaning they're skirting by and have nothing going towards retirement. Phil's addiction is pulling both of their lives down.

It'd be sad if they weren't both contemptable.

 

[actually]

It did sound fairly true though

Ah, the rich uncle thing. Yeah, @itsthatanonmouse did specifically talk about that. I believe it was in a Patreon video and @itsthatanonmouse was going to post it here. I'll have to dig through his posts and see where he did.

Edit: Here it is: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-8567770

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Not only does she not have kids, she has a husband who sits rocking on his ass for 6 hours a day, playing video games from home, and pulls in over $100k annually. If Kat working is this stressful... she shouldn't need to; Phil makes more than many households combined. If they wanted to, they could bankroll Kat doing some college courses and maybe getting an entry level 'career' job with some flexible hours that pays better. It won't happen though, because her husband irresponsibly spends thousands on mobile games each month, meaning they're skirting by and have nothing going towards retirement. Phil's addiction is pulling both of their lives down.

It'd be sad if they weren't both contemptable.

Have we ever discerned whether or not Kat is aware of Phil's income and gambling addiction?

 

[Piece of Peace]

I'm just catching up on today's happenings and I want to point out that todays top tipper (and one of the only ones) was BabaJoe. This is the same person who Phil refunded $62 from the other night because their account was unverified, and then claimed he had to go through a rigorous process of unbanning.

After getting yelled at by that fat fuck for not doxxing himself to give money away, he sticks around to give him money anyway. Like, hasn't everyone experienced that situation where you go out of your way for someone and they repay you by acting like an ungrateful cunt? The normal human reaction is to blacklist them, or worse. Imagine actually rewarding someone for that kind of behavior.

This is pathetic findom cuckoldry on a Swagginz level, holy shit.

 

[Iron Hamster]

And finally, his rant about Kat's schedule is a joke. These two adults can't figure this out, and Phil is shocked that retail would work like this. It certainly sounds like Kat has a new job that isn't organized, or doesn't know what to do with her (likely because she's a human potato). But then he asks how anyone could do this with children... this just calls attention to the fact that Kat doesn't have kids. Not only does she not have kids, she has a husband who sits rocking on his ass for 6 hours a day, playing video games from home, and pulls in over $100k annually. If Kat working is this stressful... she shouldn't need to; Phil makes more than many households combined. If they wanted to, they could bankroll Kat doing some college courses and maybe getting an entry level 'career' job with some flexible hours that pays better. It won't happen though, because her husband irresponsibly spends thousands on mobile games each month, meaning they're skirting by and have nothing going towards retirement. Phil's addiction is pulling both of their lives down.

It'd be sad if they weren't both contemptable.

He can't be ranting about that...........it's no one's business............if she was there.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Have we ever discerned whether or not Kat is aware of Phil's income and gambling addiction?

No, only speculation.
What I would say that if she does watch the stream sometimes, as Phil claims, she should be aware that he has a $100/stream tips goal, and 700-1000 subs. I'm not sure how she couldn't do basic math and not realize that Phil pinching pennies to afford Jasper's 4th bag of catfood for the month doesn't make a lot of sense. They probably have some arrangement where he pays all living expenses, she makes money just for her own expenses, and she is not to ask about anything else. Or she is actually catastrophically stupid.
But then for that matter, based on the last time we actually saw her, we don't even have much proof that she still lives there.

 

[Agent Proper]

Have we ever discerned whether or not Kat is aware of Phil's income and gambling addiction?

From my understanding of the Burnell financial situation.

Kat's money is for her to spend as she likes. Phil's money is split between monthly take home (Twitch bits and subs, Teespring, Paymetons, and YouTube, etc.), and his tips.

The monthly is used on bills (Mortgage, Tax payments, car payment, groceries, delivery of IHOP)

The tips are used on "bills" and "behind the scenes things" (Gacha, gin, bullshit for his Wife)

I honestly doubt he learned anything from his Bankruptcy and the spending hasn't stopped, Phil loves to Consume it makes him feel good inside from that small amount of dopamine, he gets, Kat is probably the same way.

 

[DiabeticSP]

From my understanding of the Burnell financial situation.

Kat's money is for her to spend as she likes. Phil's money is split between monthly take home (Twitch bits and subs, Teespring, Paymetons, and YouTube, etc.), and his tips.

The monthly is used on bills (Mortgage, Tax payments, car payment, groceries, delivery of IHOP)

The tips are used on "bills" and "behind the scenes things" (Gacha, gin, bullshit for his Wife)

I honestly doubt he learned anything from his Bankruptcy and the spending hasn't stopped, Phil loves to Consume it makes him feel good inside from that small amount of dopamine, he gets, Kat is probably the same way.

That does line up with exactly how Leanna's arc went.

Soon she'll either have more hours or a nervous breakdown and Phil will refuse to be supportive and she'll leave him.

Or he'll overcompensate and screech about what a good husband he is giving her a pill and locking her in her bedroom til she calms down.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Have we ever discerned whether or not Kat is aware of Phil's income and gambling addiction?

If Kat is as dumb as I suspect she is, it probably isn't too hard to lie or use misdirection to hide his spending from her. My wife let's me handle 100% of our household finances cause it's just easier and I'm better at it, so if I was an addict like Phil I could probably cook the books pretty easily myself.

I just wonder what he ended up blaming the bankruptcy on when he first told her about it, the stupid bitch obviously bought whatever fib he sold to her.