DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Sparkletor 2.0]

That's why it's hilarious when Phil tries to talk down on streamers who entertain children.

Dude, about 80% of his real fanbase is in wheelchair with some serious mental issues... and I am actually being generous because I still haven't seen a normal adult be an actual real fan. What does that say about your content? I have nothing against these people, but when their favorite streamer is calling people who air out his truths "mentally ill" and they pay/cheer him on, doesn't really make me feel sorry for them either.

That's why they are fans.

Hypothetically, imagine if you were a green alien and you got made fun of for it all your life. Phil comes on and says, "My viewers aren't green aliens, the detractors are filthy green aliens! Ha!" Nobody on the internet can see that you are an actual green alien and you can pretend you aren't one. Ha ha detractors, you are the stupid green aliens. Then you can feel superior for once, even though you are a green alien.

Same thing. "I'm not retarded, you're retarded!" when they are actually retarded and we know about it.

 

[Comma]

Some nice mid-stream begging:

-EDIT- And some more begging:

-EDIT- One of his paypigs answered the call, and of course he couldn't resist using this tip to guilt-trip some more:

He's being waaaay too much of a clown for this low amount. I'm expecting a pre-arranged tip to be dropped by a whale.

-EDIT- There we go. $85 from long-time pignosis patient RipleyAtomic.

 

[YokuNama]

Same thing. "I'm not retarded, you're retarded!" when they are actually retarded and we know about it.

Phil: These trolls are mentally ill!!! Shame them!!!

Fan: LOL THESE TROLLS ARE MENTALLY ILL!!! FUCK DA TROLLZ!!!
*Suffers from Schizophrenia, Bipolar Disorder, and paralyzed from the waist down*

Phil: "You know what will really trigger the trolls? Paying me money!!!"

Fan: Cheer300000 "LOVE THE STREAM PHIL, THIS IS ALL I CAN DONATE TODAY!!"
*literally just spent his last dime and won't receive another disability check until next week*

Phil: "Thanks for the cheers guys but I really need tips, it would really help me out on my day off..."
*blows tip money on expensive food and mobile games, just received Twitch check*

It's really sad, pathetic, and almost infuriating if you view what Phil is doing to these people like that, but they do it to themselves.

 

[UaineRunei]

Some nice mid-stream begging:

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The thing is, he's been clowning the whole stream non-stop. I doubt that he didn't receive a large tip already or some whale told him about a massive tip.

And it was the first beg segment of the day... with $5 in tips... Yeah, right.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

...and every cult has a symbol to worship.
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wait he has to share walls with his neighbor? he paid 500k for that?

 

[FamicomGorby]

wait he has to share walls with his neighbor? he paid 500k for that?

He bought it at 300K but it's gone up a bit since then. Given the state of Boeing and Seattle though he could be underwater on the Wahkando. too in the future.

 

[PieceofShet]

Some nice mid-stream begging:

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Another one.
I dont understand why he says "I dont know why". Its such a bad phrase to use...

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

...and every cult has a symbol to worship.
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I thought the gods they worshipped were the Dollar (also known as Mammon) as well as Sus Invictus - the Undefeatable Pig, a deity personified by Dave himself, while the wheelchair symbol is a symbol for Dave's flock.

Though to be fair, I did fall asleep during my World Religions and Cults course at uni when they talked about the Pigroach Cult. Can anyone be so kind and give me a quick refresher on the gods of the Pigroachian Gouthenon?

 

[Surly Muppet]

Some nice mid-stream begging:

$280 yesterday now memoryholed. They should have just saved the surplus $80 for today and he'd be clowning right now. Paypigs really need to learn how to pace the addict.

wait he has to share walls with his neighbor? he paid 500k for that?

Shares with his neighbors. He's a middle unit condo. We've known this since he moved there, but he referred to it as a 'house' for years. Then, on the record during his bankruptcy call, he audibly died inside when he had to state that it was a condo while he knew detractors were listening. That, and the use of the word 'microtransactions' are the best parts of the call.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

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Another one.
I dont understand why he says "I dont know why". Its such a bad phrase to use...

I blame Joyful and Jaxx, they should have coordinated their whaling better last night. Still, I've no doubt some other brand new account will show up soon with the required buff given the amount of clown mode that's being engaged right now.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

I still haven't seen a normal adult be an actual real fan.

You honestly would have to go back to when he first started to find these people. Back when it was just him and a few others doing gameplay videos, him sucking at games was part of his charm, his ego still wasn't super massive (it was big, but not to what it became), and before everyone realized what a toxic asshole this dude was. Otherwise, they're an extinct species

EDIT: Added an extra sentence

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

25 pistol kills and Ripley Atomic will hit the tips goal. Now what's the betting he's so pathetic he will do so anyway?

 

[Surly Muppet]

Jakileez just turned up and tipped $10.
And RiplyAtomic just promised to hit the tips goal for Phil if he gets 25 kills with the pistol.
The whales have heard the call and now another two have come to fill the gap after two were exhausted last night.
His regulars are right not to bother lifting a finger to help him anymore. Let the whales run themselves into the ground.

Hoo boy, and we're hyped-up this match now. It's like he just did a line. I haven't seen him play this aggressively in CoD ever.

 

[Winter]

OIC will never be mod.

 

[PieceofShet]

Listen to this!!!

 

[Surly Muppet]

OIC will never be mod.

It's going to be awkward in a few months during the summer lull when Phil is hungry for money and mods OiC under some obvious alias in order to get a stack of subs again.
I'm sure Madara will insist that he doesn't believe that new stranger is OiC.

Jesus this match though. He's gone full clown mode. The money lust is wild.
I can't wait for the match to end for him to immediately say, "Ripley, you promised dude. Don't back out now, you promised."

 

[SilverReaper]

Another one.
I dont understand why he says "I dont know why". Its such a bad phrase to use...

I take it as another way of saying "I did nothing wrong".
"This thing is happening but It's not my fault, I don't know why"

Also, I like when he mentions he's doing good in a game but the contributions are slow. You don't get paid or receive bonuses based on performance Philippe. Although it would be fun to see how that would work out.

 

[Surly Muppet]

I take it as another way of saying "I did nothing wrong".
"This thing is happening but It's not my fault, I don't know why"

It's also a way of guilt-tripping.
"I don't know why..."
And the prompted response is, "Awww, no little Philip. You didn't do anything wrong! Here, you get some gun kills and I'll pay up the full amount, okay? No more tears."

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Still raging about lag and the connection getting magically worse with the 85% money buff immanent.

 

[OJ Simpson]

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"the stream's very fun *dead air*"

What's fun about this stream? What's fun about any of his streams?

I loaded up DDM to screengrab the first frame I see and what do I get...

Fun.