Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

  • Yes

    Votes: 63 36.6%
  • No

    Votes: 109 63.4%

  • Total voters
    172
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He didn't. I don't think Len loves him anymore or he's busy trying to figure out who he is again and doesn't want to dox an innocent person without proper investigation. (end sarcasm.)
I think he's scared to. After all, last time he tried to dox Saul, Dear Leader owned his ass. He's a coward, so he's going to pick on the easier targets. Either that, or he doesn't think anyone on his Facebook page will care about Saul's "real" identity.
 
I think he's scared to. After all, last time he tried to dox Saul, Dear Leader owned his ass. He's a coward, so he's going to pick on the easier targets. Either that, or he doesn't think anyone on his Facebook page will care about Saul's "real" identity.


For fuck's sake, I don't care about my identity, and he's still at it. Every time I think he learned something, he just doubles down on the stupid. It's like watching someone play Black Jack and hit on 19...
 
I noticed something odd when it comes to a specific type of lolcow. I'm probably delivering old news that's posted somewhere else but I didn't find anything.

1. Need or Want to Correct Perceived Misinformation or Disinformation

Due to a combination of autism and ego, the lolcow has an incessant need to be right and needs you to understand that their point of view is logical, reasonable, and completely sane.


- Chris wanted to make sure you understood that he was a "High Functioning Autistic Male with a sweet, peaceful dream" of giving birth to his clone whilst shitting his pants and that this was normal.
- Len, by way of "The_Knight_Rider", wanted to make sure you understood that "Len would scare Isis if you piss him off" whilst shitting in his pants and that this was normal.


2. Justification of Anti-Social Behavior


Because of an inability to understand social cues, the lolcow believes everyone else's behavior is wrong and theirs is correct.

- There is nothing wrong with an attraction sign while loitering in public places in hopes of getting picked up by a woman.
- There is nothing wrong with taking creepshots of women or selling candy to children in public places in hopes of getting picked up by a woman (or single mom.)

- Chris does not have an unhealthy and psychologically damaging obsession with a blue colored hedgehog that goes fast.
- Len does not have an unhealthy and psychologically damaging obsession with a blue colored locomotive that goes fast.

- Everyone should drink their own jizz.
- Everyone should fuck pillows.

- There is nothing wrong in vandalizing a retail store display because you don't like the color of a fictional character's arms.
- There is nothing wrong in trying to derail the train of a railroad company because of people you don't like.


3. Self-Deprecation In Hopes of Garnering Sympathy


Desperately wanting to be included in a group, the lolcow will sacrifice themselves in hopes of gaining acceptance by their peers.

- When on the receiving end of endless insults, Chris drew a comic in which he tortured himself, believing that this would make him sympathetic in the eyes of his detractors. It made things worse.
- When on the receiving end of endless insults, Len revealed his learning disabilities and bullying as a youth, believing that this would make him sympathetic in the eyes of his detractors. It made things worse.


4. Declaring War


With no other option, the lolcow declares war on the antagonists, adopting a "scorched earth policy" in which self-immolation is a necessary byproduct of destroying the enemy.

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Chris uploaded new content about himself to the CWCki and ED pages under pseudonyms, tried to join a fake trolling forum to "get the upper hand" and revealed more information about himself than anyone could hope for by normal surveillance.
- Len has created an army of sockpuppets to bully and suppress real users. His Kiwi Farms neutralization has left him impotent, causing him to validate embarrasing stories and create more Facebook pages to criminally harass and stalk former co-workers.

It should be noted, this is a suicide mission in the fullest sense. When a lolcow comes to the realization that this war cannot be won, they enter a state of chaos in which the last stage only has two possible outcomes.


5. Shellshocked Into Obscurity


The lolcow goes dormant or extinct. The ridicule and embarassment that could've been resolved by logging off in the first place, finally happens. There may be residual evidence of documented retardation and as years pass, the lolcow has actually learned how to change, delete or completely neutralize their online presence. They become the unfunny footnote of old memes, collect dust and fade into obscurity.

OR

5. The Transfiguration Into A Golden Calf


The lolcow doubles down on their weird fetishes and habits, fighting a losing battle in which every shred of human decency is extracted from them until there is nothing left. They can never live their digital existence down. The Internet has latched onto the person behind the screen and much like a parasite, infects every area of the lolcows life, even past death. They are a deified laughing stock in which their mockery resonates and radiates into the caverns of space and time.


Len is that calf.

Shine on, you crazy foamer.


EDIT: Spelling. What. I'm drunk right now nigga.
 
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No really... that's a thing. I can't stop laughing at this.
 
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No really... that's a thing. I can't stop laughing at this.
Combine that with the lack of punctuation and one can really see how much Lenny loves to half ass everything. It literally looks like he put this together in just 3 minutes and didn't even look at the damn thing before he saved the file and posted it like he was just scrambling around and in a rush. :lol:
 
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Wtf is he even trying to say? Who's supposedly behind all these accounts? Who is the text from? I think this thread is making me retarded.
 
Combine that with the lack of punctuation and one can really see how much Lenny loves to half ass everything. It literally looks like he put this together in just 3 minutes and didn't even look at the damn thing before he saved the file and posted it like he was just scrambling around and in a rush. :lol:
He just got mad and rage forged a pm not bothering to check if it was even the correct font. We've all seen how @Pocket_Sand! writes and all I can say is Leonard Shaner needs to work on his attention to detail. His autism is making him fail.
 
Wow Lennay, seriously? Me of all people? You actually tried to imitate me... in the worst, most pathetic attempt at what ever it is that you do I've yet seen.

Who exactly, besides John Simon and Wendy M Evans, do you think you're fooling?

I try very hard to ensure that any statements I make online, are readable, clear, well written, and most of all, properly spelled and punctuated. Your attempt at making this look real, is again, pathetic. We can even still see where you made the statement bubble in fucking paint you dunce.

I would never call you a retard, that would be insulting to actual retarded people. Rest assured Lennay, if I was to insult you in a chat to someone, I'd probably call you a shit bag cum bucket, or a failed abortion come to life, something like that. I like to be creative and lavish with my insults, and the madder they make you, the more complete my mission is.
 
The first post is your friend.
M'kay, so what I've gathered here is that Shaner is a creepy sociopathic train-loving autist who's been banned or otherwise alienated anything he's ever come in contact with, And that he's declared the world's stupidest war on Kiwifarms, a bunch of chan sites, and the places he was banned from.

Is that more or less right? If so, I'm in now.
 
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No really... that's a thing. I can't stop laughing at this.
Wait, what Facebook page did he say that Null would bring down? Is it referring to the Internet Bullies one? If so, I'm wondering if Len took it down intentionally in order to say it was Null and those evil internet bullies at the Kiwi Farms who used their 'computer skills' to take it down.
 
M'kay, so what I've gathered here is that Shaner is a creepy sociopathic train-loving autist who's been banned or otherwise alienated anything he's ever come in contact with, And that he's declared the world's stupidest war on Kiwifarms, a bunch of chan sites, and the places he was banned from.

Is that more or less right? If so, I'm in now.
That's the long and short of it, yeah.
 
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