TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

Dear Lindsay Ellis,

Hi Lindsay, I know you're reading this, because no true internet creator becomes as big as you do without turning into some sort of Narcissist and incessantly seeking out negative feedback. While many are here to (rightly) mock you for your chickens coming home to roost, I am here to tell you to cold hard truth about the future.

Lindsay, your career, as it is? It is over. You will never recover. You will always be branded as racist, no matter how much you apologize, no matter how much you get on your knees and beg, and say all the right words, they will never forget, they will never stop holding it over your head. If you were merely transphobic you could simply pivot to being a terf and maintain some of your morals and beliefs. You have been given the mark of racist, and thus can no longer do that. There is only one path forward for you if you want to retain a career in media at all Lindsay, because these fucking vultures will follow you forever, harass you and your employers and make sure you never have a job.

Lindsay. You need to become a rightoid chud. You have to give up everything you've ever believed in, bring out a video talking about how cancel culture is real and you experienced it, and become the new face of the online right. You have to talk about how your abortion was a mistake, that you regret it, you have to talk about how the democrats are racists fucks, and you have to bring up, you have to, that freaks like Contrapoints and Philosophytube are not women, they are sexual perverts and you are not comfortable around them.

I know you don't want to believe this, or do it. But the Farms, while we may make fun of you, are the only people that will tell you what you need to hear right now. Your 'friends' will abandon you, lest they also get branded as racist, this will not all blow over. This is going to follow you for at least a decade, if not more.

Lindsay... You have to become a chud. Its the only way you can continue the grift. You're a somewhat attractive white woman, if you were blonde you'd have it made but as is you can be a talking head that gives miloquetoast right wing talking points and rake in the dough just like Candace Owens.

So feel free to choose, a life of genuflecting to these harpies, or freedom and money, because these fuckers are going to try to ruin your life anyways, for fucking ever, so why not make money off of it?

Take the chud pill. Its that or get ready to show your butthole for however many until you're too old for even that, and frankly, there's not many left. Tick tick tick.
There is an alternative. She could lay low for a while, come back with an apology, quickly expose some other breaduber as a piece of shit, and focus hate on that person. Preferably someone big, so she gets points for "punching up." Hbomberguy is a decent target for it. A white male, he was buddies with discord creeps, participated in troll ops, was a part of Meteokur group just like Jim, and he occasionally socializes with edgy characters like people from Please Stop Talking podcast. All that's needed is some claims of grooming or harassment allegations, and he will become the new target.
 
She became her own worst nightmare.

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She should have read the timeline.
Thanks to this anti-asian Spiel that's going around you better not say anything remotely negative of anyone Asian even if you make a good point about it.
Well ..Unless you're black like me then you can get away with it.
The people here made a good point about some of these people not realizing that being a white woman still means you're Caucasian.
Which by your own logic means that you're a problem to the very thing you're trying to fight against
 
Bringing up YA and Asians was a big fucking mistake. 2 of the most psychotic twitter groups out there. I don't even know how YA Twitter got so bat shit, but Asian Twitter is insane because they're obsessed with attaining the victim status of Black Twitter for some lunatic reason and will desperately look for every opportunity to say they're oppressed.
The most ironic thing about these people is they tend to be first or second generation American from Asian parents. You know the ones that never grew up Asian except in the most superficial way, maybe speak a bit of that language and have gone back visit their grandparents once or twice but for all intents and purposes are American. And yet they're the first to claim that they "know" Asian culture because of their background. That's bullshit. Plain and simple.
 
In her latest video she used "Freeze Peach" as a throwaway rebuttal.

Any pity I had, down the drain. Harvest the corn.
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she's always been insufferably arrogant but that paired with her attempt at aping current day online humor and verbiage as seen in picrel is straight up noisome. very "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom" energy of the pathetic libfem variety
 
The most ironic thing about these people is they tend to be first or second generation American from Asian parents. You know the ones that never grew up Asian except in the most superficial way, maybe speak a bit of that language and have gone back visit their grandparents once or twice but for all intents and purposes are American. And yet they're the first to claim that they "know" Asian culture because of their background. That's bullshit. Plain and simple.
And the double irony is all asians are being oppressed by other asians.


Chinese oppress Tibetans and Chinese.
Korea oppresses Chinese and North Koreans.
Japan oppresses all other asians in japan.
Filipinos oppress themselves.
All the various indochina countries oppress eachother

Indians and Pakistanis are in a constant slap fight and also dont take too kindly to other asian minorities in their countries.
 
Good lord you know the world is fucked when not even Lindsay is left enough for these people.
It doesn't matter how hard you virtue signal as long as you are a white person and you are involved with the radical intersectional left on Twitter you will get fucked at some point or another. It's not a matter of IF anymore it's when. Because the doctrine of leftist identity politics preaches white people are evil, conquering, villain's who've stole and raped their way through the world you are guilty. Even if you are say, a first generation immigrant son of Croatian immigrants who had nothing to do with colonizing the US by virtue of you sharing the same continent as the evil colonizers you are guilty. Yet another case of the modern left eating it's own.
 
Imagine sperging about jk for months and still being called a terf.
I think you guys are being a bit 🌈 with your points about white women. Woke thinkpiece upon woke thinkpiece has been written about white women and their compliance in racism, and you can see woke non white women being pretty nasty to WWs. Even woke white men who date those woc can’t help but insist how they hate them. Those woke white men are absolutely next too. Though maybe white women are just horrible because even hardcore male rightoids go out of their way to not fuck us.
 
Lindsay Ellis should be called “DUDette” instead of “Dudedette”. Her cancel culture obligation to her deleting her Twitter due to the same mob mentality she fostered was proof that it feel right back on her face as soon as she could even do damage control.

...people took offense to this?

I was promised anti-Asian sentiment-- where the hell is the Asian hatred?

Most Asians don’t care too much about “Asian Americans” since they’re too busy being salary people at risk of (literally) dying at their job.

Lindsay’s job is just being the useful idiot that even the Nostalgia Critic couldn’t even tolerate anymore.
 
Imagine sperging about jk for months and still being called a terf.
I think you guys are being a bit 🌈 with your points about white women. Woke thinkpiece upon woke thinkpiece has been written about white women and their compliance in racism, and you can see woke non white women being pretty nasty to WWs. Even woke white men who date those woc can’t help but insist how they hate them. Those woke white men are absolutely next too. Though maybe white women are just horrible because even hardcore male rightoids go out of their way to not fuck us.
I think you're taking some of it too seriously. White women have the pedestal so they annoy numerous people for real and imagined reasons. So WW are bad for not being tradwives but also bad for being killjoys who get nosey about suspicious people in the neighborhood where their family lives. Can't win if you're supposed to please everyone. Which apparently is what's being asked. A damn good sociology paper could be written about this.
 
I think you're taking some of it too seriously. White women have the pedestal so they annoy numerous people for real and imagined reasons. So WW are bad for not being tradwives but also bad for being killjoys who get nosey about suspicious people in the neighborhood where their family lives. Can't win if you're supposed to please everyone. Which apparently is what's being asked. A damn good sociology paper could be written about this.
Black women are worse.
 
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