Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

[Friendly Primarina]

The only time I've seen him feel insulted is when someone pronounced his name wrong. Only Dave is spared from his tardrage when someone pronounces it Derick rather than Derish since Dave is his surrogate father.

Which is appropriate, since Derich is the only one who can spam messages in the chat without getting banned

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

The fact that he still hasn't seemed to even take notice of the infamy he has gained, nor made any attempt to conceal his coom posting is a testament to his off the charts autism.

I think he's too retarded to feel embarrassment or shame or even be insulted. I can't even imagine the frustration his teachers must have had trying to teach this moron anything. They probably have entirely given up on him which is why he is just doing porn shoutouts all day when he's supposed to be in class.

Seriously this guy is so fucked when he graduates and has to try to fit into society and get a job.

My aunt works as a special ed teacher but not for just slow kids,I mean adults and teens with down syndrome and other types of retardation or severe autism, we don't know how retarded Derich is but he is probably one of those people that will go to a state school for special people their entire life (not because he will learn anything but because it gives them someone to interact with and something to do).

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

My aunt works as a special ed teacher but not for just slow kids,I mean adults and teens down syndrome and other types of retardation or severe autism, we don't know how retarded Derich is but he is probably one of those people that will go to a state school for special people their entire life (not because he will learn anything but because it gives them someone to interact with and something to do).

How did he get into the Air Cadets if he is legitimately retarded? Is this a real military organization or is it like the Boy Scouts?

 

[Shirō Ishii]

How did he get into the Air Cadets if he is legitimately retarded? Is this a real military organization or is it like the Boy Scouts?

It's like the Boy Scouts (they describe themselves as a Youth Program) with the possibility of getting into the military. There is no real barrier so practically anyone can get in. So in short, it's a hybrid

Spoiler: The Air Cadets

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Ah, that explains so much. He's not a coomer, Derich is just doing his Canadian duty to respect the dignity of all people.

 

[hundredthousand]

He's now up to 20 tweets to get through his shoutout list. Also it looks like it took him around 5 hours to compile all the names from part 1 to 20.

I think he is too stupid to understand saving the list and copy pasting it but instead he types it from scratch each time, taking hours.

I wonder if his parents ever ask him what he learned in school today...

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

We should make a PòkeHoe game so Derich can collect em all. It could be like Pokémon go but you throw baggies of cocaine to lure them in.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

He's now up to 20 tweets to get through his shoutout list. Also it looks like it took him around 5 hours to compile all the names from part 1 to 20.

I think he is too stupid to understand saving the list and copy pasting it but instead he types it from scratch each time, taking hours.

I wonder if his parents ever ask him what he learned in school today...


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He organizes this shit the way dsp does his YT channel. Just a jumbled fucking mess that looks exactly the same as every other previous one, with the only real difference being the "part 20 (final)".

 

[General Tug Boat]

I have some great laughs reading this thread so far. I'm going to say that the seintment of whether or not this kid goes gay or gets a shit fetish give me the mental image of bets at the horse Kat track. I am going to go the extra mile and say this kid is going to have a gay tranny shit fetish before he decides to Troon out. Twitter is like the dirty motel six in the red light district of social media platforms. All you find are tweakers, hookers, Derichs, and Ladyboys.

 

[tzgnilki]

derich is copystriking reddit posts lol



source from the dsp general thread

original reddit post/thread, it was a 2 month old post

speculation: it's probably not derich taking it down

also, if whoever issues a counter notice, do it through a 3rd party, or else they will get sent all your personal info

 

[LDoncic4MVP]

I realized something about Derich.
His and Jackie's goal are to get replies, and any form of engagement with pornstars. They deliberately seem to target newer "talents" in the industry, because if you're new and need exposure, you are more likely to respond to a fan.
Basically, Derich has identified that he is more likely to get a response from Luna Mills than he would a Lisa Ann. The fact he engages with "talents" based on their influence rather than his genuine enjoyment of them is an underrated element of the complexity of his coomer brain working. It also seems kind of predatory and extremely creepy. Not that his behavior before wasn't creepy, but this adds another element of fucked-ness to this lolcalf's lore.

 

[Customchilli]

Derich has identified that he is more likely to get a response from Luna Mills than he would a Lisa Ann. The fact he engages with "talents" based on their influence rather than his genuine enjoyment of them is an underrated element of the complexity of his coomer brain working.

Tbf he also does this with wwe, dsp and tsm, it's not about the cooming. I'm sure that is an added bonus for him but it doesn't seem to be the goal. I don't see Derich as a case of porn addiction, that's just a symptom of his crippling shoutout addiction. This is why I have voted for scat in the poll. Not because I believe he will develop a scat fetish, but because I imagine there is less competition for interaction in that niche.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I need to be on the lookout for Derich, where does one find this "scat porn"?

 

[Watamelon]

Derich is currently tweeting his daily "Massive shoutouts to my favorite pornstars" series, which now has 20 parts.

Expect some degeneracy soon (TM)

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I wonder if Derich has heard of Bodil Johanson and "Animal Farm"?

 

[Iron Father]

The fact that he still hasn't seemed to even take notice of the infamy he has gained, nor made any attempt to conceal his coom posting is a testament to his off the charts autism.

I think he's too retarded to feel embarrassment or shame or even be insulted. I can't even imagine the frustration his teachers must have had trying to teach this moron anything. They probably have entirely given up on him which is why he is just doing porn shoutouts all day when he's supposed to be in class.

Seriously this guy is so fucked when he graduates and has to try to fit into society and get a job.

I wouldn't worry too much. He's Asian, his family probably has a few business-owning members or they might have family friends with businesses. Retarded Derish's absolute bottom for economic failure will be washing dishes in a restaurant kitchen somewhere.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

I wouldn't worry too much. He's Asian, his family probably has a few business-owning members or they might have family friends with businesses. Retarded Derish's absolute bottom for economic failure will be washing dishes in a restaurant kitchen somewhere.

How'd you like to order take out from golden chow buffet one day, only to find Derish was anywhere near the kitchen, much less the food?

Massive shout-out to the rat we just added to your beef fried rice

 

[Sugar Puppet]

derich is copystriking reddit posts lol

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source from the dsp general thread

original reddit post/thread, it was a 2 month old post

speculation: it's probably not derich taking it down

also, if whoever issues a counter notice, do it through a 3rd party, or else they will get sent all your personal info

If I were to make a guess I'd assume the thread on Reddit was talking about a bunch of Onlyfans thots that Derich was stalking, Onlyfans thots who are notorious for their takedowns when people say mean things about them or post their content. It possibly could have been a simp or manager of one of them who scours the net for that kind of thing to defend their queen that issued the takedown.

 

[Hff201]

How the fuck does he remember the names of so many pornstars?

I get having a handful of favourites but this dude seems to know everyone in the industry.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How the fuck does he remember the names of so many pornstars?

I get having a handful of favourites but this dude seems to know everyone in the industry.

He maybe has a fap journal?