Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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Hold onto your butts - there's a lot of bullshit to cover today.

"Beep beeep mooo" - Lori the Lolcow
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:lunacy: Princess Pigmad: Is it just me or does Lori seem extra pigmad today? Does she think that nasty sneer of contempt and seething rage will reel in new customers? Aww, it's so hard being held accountable for two decades of sociopathic behavior. :mad:

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:lunacy: Lori and Racism Video: Here's a new video highlighting Lori's long-standing racism against Asian people. When a live-action version of Sailor Moon (Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon aka PGSM) debuted in 2003, Lori was furious that she - the "real" Sailor Moon - was not hired to play Usagi. Japanese actress Miyuu Sawai portrayed Usagi in the series and Lori frequently screeched about how "ugly" Miyuu was.

Miyuu Sawai as Usagi Tsukino in PGSM
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Miyuu Sawai as Princess Serenity in PGSM
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Many of Lori's written LiveJournal rants accusing Miyuu of being "flat faced" and "too Asian to be Usagi" have been lost to the pixels of time but this gem of a video features a sample of Lori's appalling racism.

Interviewer: "Sailor Moon was my first love. Have you checked out the live action Sailor Moon?"

Lori: "Every episode. Um... She's flat-faced. Her nose is not cute. She has black hair and her princess dress looked like it came from Walmart."

Interviewer: "So?"


"lol ^_^; mamoru so doesnt look asian though XD haha then again... anime characters never do ^_^ ::adds you::" - Lori

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:lunacy: Scapegoating: Lori is now pretending to not be racist in an attempt to get asspats from minions on her personal Facebook. Instead of taking responsibility for her actions, Lori is blaming and scapegoating "someone." Who could this "someone" be? Lori's archenemy Momokun? Soni the former Kou? Hmm...

Lori: "Imagine you run out of things to make up about me. Now I'm 'racist'. Imagine that. Someone's getting desperate."

Jessie Pridemore: "Shes just jealous and desperate"

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:lunacy: Jessie Pridemore and Racism: Do you think choosing to associate with a monster like Lori should have consequences? Why would someone be friends with and defend a horrible person like Lori in this day and age? This is cosplayer Jessie Pridemore.

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Jessie Pridemore is a cosplayer who once wore bronzer "brown face" to cosplay as Anthy Himemiya from Revolutionary Girl Utena.

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:lunacy: Christian Moms: At age 27, Kevin the edgelord is rebelling against Christian moms on Facebook.

"Your soul is going to hell? I doubt it's even real blood. Lmfao whoever posted this has yet to enter a single hot topic or spencers in the past 10 years. Christian moms are at it again." - Kevin

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:lunacy: Lori Lunacy: Here's a recent "full moon" from Lori.

Yeah as for the Sailor Moon interview, she straight up said she hated Miyuu Sawai's portrayal of Sailor Moon. In my opinion I really liked the actress from the live action Sailor Moon. Plus unlike Lori, she's actually really adorable and a model in real life.
 
If he knew about the Farms then he'd already have Momo's parents' info, which is readily available in HER thread.

But Kevin might not want to fuck with Mr. Mallad, he used to be a competitive bodybuilder.
Yes! I thought that as well. Like we already have the Mallad family dox here on the farms.
Are they that dumb?
Does bumbling clumsy cartoon music play in the background of everything they do? Cause that's what I imagine their lives are like. They're like buffoonish cartoon villains that are there to plot destruction but always blow their missions because they're idiots.

As for Mr. Mallad, I wouldn't want to fuck with him either. Dude is beast. We all know where Momokun gets it from.
 
Yes! I thought that as well. Like we already have the Mallad family dox here on the farms.
Are they that dumb?
Does bumbling clumsy cartoon music play in the background of everything they do? Cause that's what I imagine their lives are like. They're like buffoonish cartoon villains that are there to plot destruction but always blow their missions because they're idiots.

As for Mr. Mallad, I wouldn't want to fuck with him either. Dude is beast. We all know where Momokun gets it from.
I wonder if being on steroids while getting someone pregnant can cause mental impairments in children.
 
It's not like this cuck is actually going to do anything about anything. All bark and no bite, probably posting that shit on Facebook hoping that Moo will either see it or that someone will show her. When was the last time Moo even mentioned either Lori or Kevin? I've not seen anything after the leaked texts. If anything Kevin has just shown how truly pathetic and retarded he is. I mean, what kind of adult threatens to tattle? Like nigga... you're a grown man.
 
So are Lori and Kevin actually engaged or was it one of those things where he gave her a ring and she declared they were engaged but they're actually not? Kevin never calls her his fiancee these days and they've never mentioned actual wedding plans as far as I know. There's just that massive fight followed by the engagement status and the ring with the red stone.
 
So are Lori and Kevin actually engaged or was it one of those things where he gave her a ring and she declared they were engaged but they're actually not? Kevin never calls her his fiancee these days and they've never mentioned actual wedding plans as far as I know. There's just that massive fight followed by the engagement status and the ring with the red stone.
They've gotten engaged at least twice. The second time was at Anime Expo 2019. There's an awkward video of Kevin "proposing" to Lori with no ring. He just gets down on one knee and takes her hand in his, presumably asks her to marry him (you can't hear what he says), then Lori goes "Are you sure? Are you sure you're sure? Then yes."

Here's the link to the video, on Kevin's Instagram. I also have the video saved but it's not letting me attach it. (I can't remember if this was already covered by @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere, sorry if I'm repeating info!)



You can also see Lori's real nose in the video:

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Lori did post something on Facebook (maybe late 2019?) about wanting some sort of cosplay group at her wedding but I can't remember which anime she wanted the group to cosplay as. But other than that, no posts about wedding planning or anything of the sort.
 
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Here's the link to the video, on Kevin's Instagram. I also have the video saved but it's not letting me attach it. (I can't remember if this was already covered by @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere, sorry if I'm repeating info!)

It seems there are issues with video archiving lately.




And there you have it gorls ;)
 
Companies That Have Blacklisted Lori:
- Aradani Studios
- Bisou Lovely
- Lewd Complex

:lunacy: Consequences Will Never Be The Same: After being fired by several brands recently, Lori is learning an important lesson about consequences. It turns out that most companies do not want to be affiliated with an abusive, narcissistic, manipulative, misogynistic, racist, and generally awful human being who once encouraged a rape victim to commit suicide and abandoned a teenager with special needs in a big city at night. After having sponsorships terminated with ethical brands like Aradani Studios, Bisou Lovely, and Lewd Complex, the quality of Lori's entrepreneurial opportunities are taking quite a nosedive. She'd better get used to "collaborators" who spew word salad about domestic abuse charges and missing schizophrenia medication.

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After 20 years of mistreating people with few consequences, Lori is finally being held accountable for her awful behavior. It will interesting to see how Lori adjusts to a new world in which her actions can't be glossed over by minions or swept under the rug by accusing others of "jealousy."

"If people cant take the heat dont dish it out like wutlol" - Lori the Hypocrite
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:lunacy: Mad Cow: Lori has been wearing her cow costume a lot recently. Self-acceptance is a good personal goal.

IG User #1: "Yummy"

IG User #2: "ew wtf"

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:lunacy: A Hodgepodge Of Horribleness: Just as it says.

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"Hello, fellow kids."
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Lori is still trying to get the attention of Aradani Studios despite being dropped as a promoter.
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:lunacy: Still No Ferret Pictures: Despite multiple requests, Lori and Kevin have yet to post recent pictures of all 4 of their ferrets. They have both been accused of threatening cruelty to animals and I sincerely hope those little creatures are safe.
 
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I think it's supposed to be a moon with a rose and vines? I think it's one of her horrendous Sailor Moon scratcher tattoos she got as a teenager. Her back piece is a complete mess. I'm surprised she doesn't just Photoshop out that blemish on her hip. It wouldn't be too hard to just color correct that. It looks 20 years old and clashes with her uwu babby gross aesthetic that she's trying to portray.
 
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What is this tattoo even?

As @urine_county said, it looks like one of her Sailor Moon era tattoos.

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"XD i always joke about getting a cresent moon on my forehead!!! ahahah ::rolls::" - Lori, 2003
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"i was talking to Mamochan [ex-boyfriend Scott] about that a few weeks ago ^^;;;;;; ehehee... im an obsessie... but for work reasons i dont think having a cresent moon on your forehead would work <.< thats why im getting it somewhere else ^_^" - Lori, 2004
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As @urine_county said, it looks like one of her Sailor Moon era tattoos.

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"XD i always joke about getting a cresent moon on my forehead!!! ahahah ::rolls::" - Lori, 2003
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Oh my. These are tragic.

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This one with her black hair lying on the 1970s style floral blanket and forrest green hostel walls looks like some backpage hooker ad from 20 years ago.
 
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