DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Big Brown Schlub]

Btw how does he think a manger gets to their position? Does he think they just wake up and walk in and say I'm manager today? No you jackass, alottapeepul start in shitty positions (like khet) and advance through hard work, steady performance, and showing that they are reliable. But then again, it makes sense that he wouldn't comprehend that. And it makes sense why she's not capable to do it.

I find it hilarious that Dave, an almost 40 year old man, has such a boomer's view of the job market that you'd expect from an actual boomer like his dad. YOU JUST WALK UP THERE, LOOK 'EM IN THE EYE, GIVE 'EM A FIRM HANDSHAKE AND YOU GET A JOB, SON! Then he somehow has this Hell World view of the job market at the same time where everyone is treated like a galley slave and they only hire the dumbest and most incompetent slaves to row the galleys because they'll expect the least compensation.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Lol. Somebody asked him yesterday or the day before something like "why do you think everything is a detractor meme just because you don't like it?" And his legit reaction was "because it is! Ack ack ack! Because it always is, im serious!"

Yeah that's another notable DSPism, everything is a detractor meme, or the classic "...whatever that means." followed by a head shake and calling it stupid

 

[Madmartigan]

The Kat´s work schedule saga continues
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LOL

"She may be working more days but shorter shifts"
This just reiterates the point I was making a few pages ago.
Phil continually refers to "her day off" as if she only has a single day off a week. So if that were true (it isn't), working more days a week would mean she's now working seven days a week (she isn't).
Obviously most of us already know not to believe anything Phil says, but that goes double for anything involving his family.*

*"Family protectin' lies" is a trademark of Burnell Enterprises. All rights reserved.

 

[Balr0g]

I find it hilarious that Dave, an almost 40 year old man, has such a boomer's view of the job market that you'd expect from an actual boomer like his dad. YOU JUST WALK UP THERE, LOOK 'EM IN THE EYE, GIVE 'EM A FIRM HANDSHAKE AND YOU GET A JOB, SON! Then he somehow has this Hell World view of the job market at the same time where everyone is treated like a galley slave and they only hire the dumbest and most incompetent slaves to row the galleys because they'll expect the least compensation.

And the funny thing is that Phil is a galley slave himself. Yes he doesn't get the whip and thanks to the leaks we know that he keeps more of the sub money then other partners. But if Twitch would shut down or get rid of his ass (not gonna happen) he would be out of a job. Sure he could switch back to Youtube but his income would be very low. He is defintely not an "independent content creator". He works his shifts in front of the camera and that is it (a cam pig if you will). Nothing creative, not even copying other people's ideas. Not going the extra mile. Compare that to Ninja or Dr Disrespect. Yes they stream but they don't simply upload their gameplay. Ninja himself did say that being a Youtuber is hard work. It's not simply streaming it's constantly thinking on the stuff to put out, preparing a "show" and what not.

 

[Kumquatacus]

I still haven't seen a normal adult be an actual real fan.

I'm gonna play devil's advocate and say wasn't papavera a "normal" fan? as far as I recall the dude was some sort of engineer with no mental or physical disablities.

edit: i meant planetjeff not papavera

but then anyone who donates to phill is anything but normal

 

[YokuNama]

I'm gonna play devil's advocate and say wasn't papavera a "normal" fan? as far as I recall the dude was some sort of engineer with no mental or physical disablities.

but then anyone who donates to phill is anything but normal

He's 40+ and obsessed with Minecraft. That is not normal.

He made entire detailed guides for Phil to never read and then made him cheer all the shit in them. Then he built shit for Phil in his server only for it to never be seen again a week later.

 

[74 Screaming Armadillos]

I'm gonna play devil's advocate and say wasn't papavera a "normal" fan? as far as I recall the dude was some sort of engineer with no mental or physical disablities.

but then anyone who donates to phill is anything but normal

I'm guessing you're thinking of PlanetJeff? From what I remember, he works as an engineer in the public sector.

ETA: The only thing pointing to potential vulnerability to pignosis seems to be the fact that his wife died at a fairly young age, so maybe some part of his brain left the building at that point.

 

[SilverReaper]

But if Twitch would shut down or get rid of his ass (not gonna happen) he would be out of a job. Sure he could switch back to Youtube but his income would be very low. He is defintely not an "independent content creator". He works his shifts in front of the camera and that is it (a cam pig if you will). Nothing creative, not even copying other people's ideas. Not going the extra mile. Compare that to Ninja or Dr Disrespect. Yes they stream but they don't simply upload their gameplay. Ninja himself did say that being a Youtuber is hard work. It's not simply streaming it's constantly thinking on the stuff to put out, preparing a "show" and what not.

You remind me of the fallout 4 review he did when it came out for KO gaming.
It's just giant block text over the screen for the whole thing while he narrates. Lazy, quickly shat out trash. And he speaks confidently "Back in the day I used to do edited videos"

This is from his KO gaming channel btw. Don't know where to find it elsewhere. Not sure if people consider it blasphemy to give him views here.

 

[Kumquatacus]

I'm guessing you're thinking of PlanetJeff? From what I remember, he works as an engineer in the public sector.

yes planetjeff my mistake

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Can anyone be so kind and give me a quick refresher on the gods of the Pigroachian Gouthenon?

So you got the Great Gout Ones: Gouthulhu, Begg'Yothot, Tev-Niggerath, Kmera'Oon and Hulo right?

Besides the doxxing sprees and usual "nothing happened" drama it's just a bunch of power-hungry types fighting for the Wheelchair of R'n-Ton. You remember now?

 

[Watamelon]

You remind me of the fallout 4 review he did when it came out for KO gaming.
It's just giant block text over the screen for the whole thing while he narrates. Lazy, quickly shat out trash. And he speaks confidently "Back in the day I used to do edited videos"

This is from his KO gaming channel btw. Don't know where to find it elsewhere. Not sure if people consider it blasphemy to give him views here.

Lmfao, I went to the comments hoping to see Philbert

Stay pahsitive, lads

 

[David Davidson]

Madara_is_god took down the video of his stream from yesterday... so I updated the post and archived the video.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-8628766

 

[pahsitive]

A little late, but I think another reason why he hates Minecraft youtubers so much is because one of them is named Phil and regularly goes trending under Content Creator. I can't imagine the salty jeeluhcee that a different Phil besides him goes trending. He was probably sick of seeing it and his narc brain thought it was him trending for some reason, only to find out it was somebody else much much more successful.

 

[Heckler1]

I wonder what would happen if Phil ever had a moment of self reflection, and began to realize his life revolves around milking literal retards of their money.

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

A little late, but I think another reason why he hates Minecraft youtubers so much is because one of them is named Phil and regularly goes trending under Content Creator. I can't imagine the salty jeeluhcee that a different Phil besides him goes trending. He was probably sick of seeing it and his narc brain thought it was him trending for some reason, only to find out it was somebody else much much more successful.

He probably blames his parents for this as well.
"Wuut?! You named me something that a lottapeepul are also named? That doesn't make me special! Fucking morhans..."

 

[Penix]

Lmfao, I went to the comments hoping to see Philbert

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Stay pahsitive, lads

Phil is such a nice guy by not growing as a person and giving us so much content

To 12 more years!

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

WARNING: What you are about to see is absolutely hilarious.

This is Phil's whale joke rant from yesterday, someone made a cheer referencing whales on his stream as a joke, he was too stupid to understand it and when it was explained to him he got butthurt and banned the guy after a 5 minute rant about how the guy is stupid.

After the joke is explained to him he is still saying that the joke doesn't even make sense,in this case I don't know if he is so legitimately retarded that having it explained to him he still doesn't get it or he is just saying it doesn't make sense and that its not a reference that anyone would get to portray the detractors as stupid (when in reality he is too much of an autismo to understand that he is either looking like a liar or a retard).

Also at one point he said "I should ban you...OH LOOK OTHER PEOPLE JUST SAID I SHOULD ACK ACK" but when you read his stream chat only one person said so ,so only one person said it why is he using a plural?, and one minute later he says "ban him? ok everyone wants me to ban you" but when you read his chat NO ONE SAID BAN HIM , in fact someone said "don't ban him". This is another example of how "alotta pepul" and other references to how everyone agrees with him is manufactured by him to make himself look in the right. Also lol at the "I don't even care" at the end after he went on a 5 minute toxic rant.

 

[Lady Adjani]

WARNING: What you are about to see is absolutely hilarious.

This is Phil's whale joke rant from yesterday, someone made a cheer referencing whales on his stream as a joke, he was too stupid to understand it and when it was explained to him he got butthurt and banned the guy after a 5 minute rant about how the guy is stupid.

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After the joke is explained to him he is still saying that the joke doesn't even make sense,in this case I don't know if he is so legitimately retarded that having it explained to him he still doesn't get it or he is just saying it doesn't make sense and that its not a reference that anyone would get to portray the detractors as stupid (when in reality he is too much of an autismo to understand that he is either looking like a liar or a retard).

Also at one point he said "I should ban you...OH LOOK OTHER PEOPLE JUST SAID I SHOULD ACK ACK" but when you read his stream chat only one person said so ,so only one person said it why is he using a plural?, and one minute later he says "ban him? ok everyone wants me to ban you" but when you read his chat NO ONE SAID BAN HIM , in fact someone said "don't ban him. This is another example of how "alotta pepul" and other references to how everyone agrees with him is manufactured by him to make himself look in the right. Also lol at the "I don't even care" at the end after he went on a 5 minute toxic rant.

Or he could just be looking at his whale discord on top of twitch chat. Makes more sense since Dave absolutely refuses to interact with chat messages unless they're part of a donation.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Philbert gave a shout-out to his birthday week celebrations in his latest audio schedule update.

He promises festivities like; decorations in the office, special celebrations anytime someone contributes, aaand... that's it.

Sounds amazing!

You just know that if this shitbag was invited to other kid's birthday parties, he was the miserable fuck in the corner crying "how come Bobby gets to have all the fun and people paying attention to him?"

Yeah that's another notable DSPism, everything is a detractor meme, or the classic "...whatever that means." followed by a head shake and calling it stupid

I laugh as it's the closest admission you'll get that he can't figure it out.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

WARNING: What you are about to see is absolutely hilarious.

This is Phil's whale joke rant from yesterday, someone made a cheer referencing whales on his stream as a joke, he was too stupid to understand it and when it was explained to him he got butthurt and banned the guy after a 5 minute rant about how the guy is stupid.

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After the joke is explained to him he is still saying that the joke doesn't even make sense,in this case I don't know if he is so legitimately retarded that having it explained to him he still doesn't get it or he is just saying it doesn't make sense and that its not a reference that anyone would get to portray the detractors as stupid (when in reality he is too much of an autismo to understand that he is either looking like a liar or a retard).

Also at one point he said "I should ban you...OH LOOK OTHER PEOPLE JUST SAID I SHOULD ACK ACK" but when you read his stream chat only one person said so ,so only one person said it why is he using a plural?, and one minute later he says "ban him? ok everyone wants me to ban you" but when you read his chat NO ONE SAID BAN HIM , in fact someone said "don't ban him. This is another example of how "alotta pepul" and other references to how everyone agrees with him is manufactured by him to make himself look in the right. Also lol at the "I don't even care" at the end after he went on a 5 minute toxic rant.

I always thought the Alotta Peepul phenomenon falls into these lines of thought
A) Phil sees 1-2 people chats that he agrees with and deems it fact despite seeing more disagree.
B) The voice in Phil’s head tells him he’s wrong about something but he snaps back into his own tard reality by proclaiming others agree with his opinion. It’s like whenever you tell your friends you like something and they say “that’s stupid as fuck”, he’s compelled to attempt to discredit it except he just digs a deeper hole and just shows how thin skinned he is.