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You. Dumb. Nigger.
How hard is it to paste a URL into a box? I can train an ape to do that.

Original tweet:
Wayback: https://web.archive.org/web/20210328040928/https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1376023455473238016

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Its 2021

She'll go to Onlyfans uploading nudes and softcore porn for money. Its not like everyone has seen her nudes before
making an onlyfans would require some level of commitment, something june fundamentally cannot do. she needs to float around in every space at once, which means she can never plant her flag exclusively in one corner. that's why she sexualizes herself and also tries to get trad points from different factions of her fanbase. as long as she never fully commits to either she can continue to be looked at positively by both factions who will see her the way they want to see her. june is essentially a choose your own adventure person, she has so many contradicting qualities that she can be anyone's dream girl no matter what they believe. she can be a secret right winger, a communist, an e whore, or a trad thot depending on how you choose to read into her.
 
Oof, Septic can barely break 100k views on his main channel these days.

Armoured Gregory ain't his main channel. His main channel is still Armoured Skeptic and he's not doing bad.

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He has three channels now: A. Skeptic, where his big videos are, Armoured Gregory is for extra content, and Full Metal Tuxedo is his podcast with his girl (although AG also has them so I don't know).

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Armoured Gregory ain't his main channel. His main channel is still Armoured Skeptic and he's not doing bad.

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He has three channels now: A. Skeptic, where his big videos are, Armoured Gregory is for extra content, and Full Metal Tuxedo is his podcast with his girl (although AG also has them so I don't know).

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Why is the text all in Spanish? I thought you were a handsome Viking male? I feel like I've been catfished like Shoe.
 
Armoured Gregory ain't his main channel. His main channel is still Armoured Skeptic and he's not doing bad.

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He has three channels now: A. Skeptic, where his big videos are, Armoured Gregory is for extra content, and Full Metal Tuxedo is his podcast with his girl (although AG also has them so I don't know).

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I WAS referring to the Armoured Skeptic main channel. I knew the quoted poster linked to a second channel of his.

And having nearly a half million subs yet only getting less than 1/5 of them to watch your vids these days screams has-been. Greg would still be able make spare change off his videos, but he's fat and unimportant compared to several years ago
 
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I WAS referring to the Armoured Skeptic main channel. I knew the quoted poster linked to a second channel of his.

And having nearly a half million subs yet only getting less than 1/5 of them to watch your vids these days screams has-been. Greg probably would still be somewhat make spare change off his videos, but he's fat and unimportant compared to several years ago
Fat, unimportant, over the hill but happy with the new gf and doing content he enjoys. I for one say Greg came out way ahead of the divorce.
June on the other hand is spiraling down at an accelerating rate. Soon enough she'll have 2 onlyfans. One with wig and one without.
 
If Greg pulls in even $500 to $1K a month for this slop, he's not doing badly imo. It's not real work. I don't know lots about the Canadian dole, but as a poor self-reporting "content creator," I assume he could finagle a way to exploit that as well if needed, at least for a while. I know Youtubers think it's cruel and unusual to get a normie job, though. They're so special and way too cool for that.

Also, if he didn't sock away most of his pennies from the peak Youtube skeptic years while riding on Shoe's coattails, he's just a moron who deserves to be broke. That was an obvious flash in the pan, not a secure, long-term career.
 
Also, if he didn't sock away most of his pennies from the peak Youtube skeptic years while riding on Shoe's coattails, he's just a moron who deserves to be broke. That was an obvious flash in the pan, not a secure, long-term career.
Youtube careers in general are flashes in the pan. KF is full of youtubers who are past their prime and either saved up their earnings or didn't. Even the largest youtuber, Pewdiepie, has discussed at length, multiple times, how he has no expectation that youtube will remain a viable career for him. People like Shoe or Greg will be around to some degree in 10 years, but I seriously doubt they will be continually successful or even stagnantly successful. Then what?
 
I have a feeling this was all discussed before. I need to sperg myself and catch up with this thread.
True to my word, and by the power invested in Golden Grain, Bacardi 151 and Absinthe - I'm currently at page 233 on this thread. I must be more of a retard than I thought for making it this far.

I might be jumping ahead of time again. However, some of the predictions, points taken and issues discussed, made it hard to resist:

1. June radicalizing as a result of this breakup, confirmed;
2. As well as Greg losing some of its following, while surprisingly becoming decent and focused on something he actually enjoys.
3. Speaking of - Greg moving on fast, being with his new girl for seemingly instantly after the break up - confirmed.
4. Shoe opens an OnlyFans confirmed! Oh wait, she was trolling us, how relatable and quirky!
5. Shoe losing her mind and already sporting a "Red Divorcee" nail polish in her most recent video, confirmed.

(Sperging from this point on)

6. Medicating herself now for something she should have done in her teen years, is as efficient as treating impotence on one's death bed. She might think otherwise, but having ADHD doesn't make you special - it makes you intolerable.
I actually don't even (fully) blame her on this one: in her youth, it was her parents' responsibility to make sure she receives some kind of treatment. Guess the apple didn't fall far from the tree and her "cool" parents gave it up as quickly as she did, without caring about the long-term consequences. However, she did say she tried treatment twice before, the second time in college (when it was her own responsibility, and could have still helped her), and it was her decision to stop shortly after.
Is it the reason for all her hardships in life? As numerous unmedicated ADHD patients would say: lol, no.
Does she use ADHD as an excuse for every fucking thing that happens to her and mentions it more times than a vegan mentions their diet? Well.

7. There are probably leaks with more information about their break up ahead, but I really am curious about something. While now we all watch in wonder how Greg does all he can to repair his image, prior to the break up and during the first days after (as far as I've reached), the consensus was blaming him of abusing her. Was he, though? And before you call me misogynist/victim blamer or something like that, I'm writing this from the perspective of an abuse victim.
Shoe wasn't a child when she met Greg. She was a woman in her mid-20s who consensually got into the relationship - if not even initiated it. She was in a relationship before and knew exactly what she was getting into. Even if she was the 20-something kissless virgin she loves larping as, there's no way in hell she didn't know how sex works or never seen a penis in her life prior to Greg's. By knowing his romantic history alone, she was basically handed more information about who and what kind of a person he is than most people normally have on their partners, on a platter.
She was not gaslighted since Greg's behavior was in plain sight and he never denied it, she and not Greg was the one who started fights that led to her losing most of her internet friends. He didn't groom her (I'm pretty sure she used this exact word when saying her parents worried Greg was grooming her before they met him). She was well-aware to all the warning signs of it not ending well, and chose to ignore it. He chose to behave a certain way in the public's eye and she chose to endorse it. Can't see how is it an abuse.

8. I only briefly mentioned Greg's history in the previous point, but it is important reminding and digging in: Shoe met him close to when his marriage ended. Even if he wanted to, getting divorce is a bureaucratic and emotionally-draining hell and it won't surprise me if he wanted to avoid risking going through it in the future. Along came June, who is too dumb - or selfish - to understand it, and got herself involved in a relationship with him.
One of you did mentioned, she most likely started nagging him about marriage at one point, being the only reason he proposed to begin with. Heck, she mentioned more than once he never even wanted children until she came along, probably nagging him about that too and having him say he actually does with her, to shut her up about the topic for a while (you don't just give up being childfree because you "found the right partner").
Couples who have good communication don't normally find themselves in weird situations like these two did. Who in their right mind proposes to someone without at least beginning any plans of moving in? How desperate should her parents be for throwing an engagement party for them? (Any bets it was the first time Shoe and Greg saw each other again since their engagement?) I guess being in a 24/7 (Haha) BDSM relationship was more important than having a conversation about the future. You know, like grown ups do.


Edit- Where can I find more about Shoe being catfished? Can't believe I missed that.
 
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I WAS referring to the Armoured Skeptic main channel. I knew the quoted poster linked to a second channel of his.

And having nearly a half million subs yet only getting less than 1/5 of them to watch your vids these days screams has-been. Greg would still be able make spare change off his videos, but he's fat and unimportant compared to several years ago
Most people once they hit a certain sub point dont get more views than subs any more, thats a smaller channel thing, look at pewdiepie as an example, the biggest of them all, hes hardly doing bad with 4 million views a day out of 100 or so million subs.
 
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