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I'd totally make a team of Magikarps.
EDIT: Team currently in progress.
EDIT: Team currently in progress.
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Ah God. I've only lurked the PK thread and I haven't played Pokémon in years, but I am a huge RP sperg. I also suck pretty bad at drawing, but I scribbled up a goobery little team. I guess they'd be the morally-ambiguous "hmm, but what's in it for us?" sorta team. If they're OP or too garish or anything, let me know and I can tweak 'em.
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A washed-up old Goodra in the midst of a nasty midlife crisis. He abruptly quit his job as manager of a small berry store to seek out fortune and glory as a rescue team leader. Unfortunately for him, his zeal far exceeded his experience and ability and he was gravely wounded after falling down a ravine on his ragtag team's maiden mission. Yet as fate would have it, he was found and (sloooooowly) dragged back to civilization by Jamie, a little freakazoid who was immediately convinced that Gustave was the woman of his dreams.
Bookish, conceited and something of a grump, Gustave begrudgingly indulges Jamie's delusions partly out of gratitude, partly out of necessity. It pays to have a spry and eager lackey for such a venture, after all. He is easily frustrated, particularly by Jamie's stubbornness and obnoxiousness, but is fairly adept at persuading and bargaining. Although in an ostensibly noble profession, his motives are self-centered and he does it purely for his own reputation, fearing dying a nobody above all else.
Fancies himself a charismatic strategist, but is still painfully inexperienced at the whole adventuring thing. Continually skips leg day, yet somehow always remembers tail day.
Even after evolving, Jamie could not get a date if his life depended on it, watching girl after girl be scooped up by some stupid jerk who doesn't deserve her. Frustrated and increasingly bitter towards all female Pokémon, he ventured off into the wilderness to cry streams of shining tears and be upset at the universe for not giving him a cute girlfriend already. However, the young Sylveon would make a discovery that would change his life forever: a beautiful gooey goddess lying at the bottom of a ravine.
No amount of evidence or logic or protestation will convince Jamie that his gooey waifu (or any other Goodra) is a male. The sheer insinuation that there is anything strange or homosexual about their relationship makes him froth with blind rage. Although he reveres and dotes obsessively on his "girlfriend", he still holds antiquated views of the fairer sex and has traded his misogyny for zealous chivalry, often getting into spats with Gustave when his impeccable male logic is challenged.
Very sheltered and kind of obnoxious and loud in his speech, often lacking a filter. Far-sighted and wears the Choice Specs to correct his vision.
EDIT: I cannot into proofreading. :,(
The look on the goodra's face. He's seen some shit man.Ah God. I've only lurked the PK thread and I haven't played Pokémon in years, but I am a huge RP sperg. I also suck pretty bad at drawing, but I scribbled up a goobery little team. I guess they'd be the morally-ambiguous "hmm, but what's in it for us?" sorta team. If they're OP or too garish or anything, let me know and I can tweak 'em.
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A washed-up old Goodra in the midst of a nasty midlife crisis. He abruptly quit his job as manager of a small berry store to seek out fortune and glory as a rescue team leader. Unfortunately for him, his zeal far exceeded his experience and ability and he was gravely wounded after falling down a ravine on his ragtag team's maiden mission. Yet as fate would have it, he was found and (sloooooowly) dragged back to civilization by Jamie, a little freakazoid who was immediately convinced that Gustave was the woman of his dreams.
Bookish, conceited and something of a grump, Gustave begrudgingly indulges Jamie's delusions partly out of gratitude, partly out of necessity. It pays to have a spry and eager lackey for such a venture, after all. He is easily frustrated, particularly by Jamie's stubbornness and obnoxiousness, but is fairly adept at persuading and bargaining. Although in an ostensibly noble profession, his motives are self-centered and he does it purely for his own reputation, fearing dying a nobody above all else.
Fancies himself a charismatic strategist, but is still painfully inexperienced at the whole adventuring thing. Continually skips leg day, yet somehow always remembers tail day.
Even after evolving, Jamie could not get a date if his life depended on it, watching girl after girl be scooped up by some stupid jerk who doesn't deserve her. Frustrated and increasingly bitter towards all female Pokémon, he ventured off into the wilderness to cry streams of shining tears and be upset at the universe for not giving him a cute girlfriend already. However, the young Sylveon would make a discovery that would change his life forever: a beautiful gooey goddess lying at the bottom of a ravine.
No amount of evidence or logic or protestation will convince Jamie that his gooey waifu (or any other Goodra) is a male. The sheer insinuation that there is anything strange or homosexual about their relationship makes him froth with blind rage. Although he reveres and dotes obsessively on his "girlfriend", he still holds antiquated views of the fairer sex and has traded his misogyny for zealous chivalry, often getting into spats with Gustave when his impeccable male logic is challenged.
Very sheltered and kind of obnoxious and loud in his speech, often lacking a filter. Far-sighted and wears the Choice Specs to correct his vision.
EDIT: I cannot into proofreading. :,(
My suggestions are a 5 group system, The Merchants and Criminals would be NPCs. So 3 that people could take.Ok so like what factions would we have? In PMD-E they had the Rouges, the Merchants and the other people who's name escapes me. I call leading the Nerd Guide though with my cryogonal.
My suggestions are a 5 group system, The Merchants and Criminals would be NPCs. So 3 that people could take.
Bounty Hunters: Groups that try and track down criminals.
Explorers: Adventure through the wilderness, rescue civilians and bring items to others in dungeons.
Researchers: Pokemon that love artifacts and rare items, go out of their way to take quests with hard to find items even if it does not benefit them.
Merchants: Buy and trade materials gathered by previously mentioned groups in town markets.
Criminals: Self explanatory
Please tell me one of them is a Wynaut.My team of weirdos is probably Explorers trying to be Researchers.
I did Nazi that coming.Mr. Dux is a complete asshole who is pretending to be a part of Team Sped so he can make a wish on the magical fish. Ironically, if he just asked the Magikarp would grant his wish. He's too much of a dick to be nice though. He's also a Nazi.
That sounds adorable as all sin.I don't know too much about PMD (having only played some of GTI, which I've heard is the worst one), but I'm too big a Pokemon sperg to pass this up. Count me in!
I'm working on hashing out a team, and I had an idea for an elderly Tauros and Miltank couple that run a cafe/small restaurant in KiwiRoot (can be NPCs).
My suggestions are a 5 group system, The Merchants and Criminals would be NPCs. So 3 that people could take.
Bounty Hunters: Groups that try and track down criminals.
Explorers: Adventure through the wilderness, rescue civilians and bring items to others in dungeons.
Researchers: Pokemon that love artifacts and rare items, go out of their way to take quests with hard to find items even if it does not benefit them.
Merchants: Buy and trade materials gathered by previously mentioned groups in town markets.
Criminals: Self explanatory