Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Which is odd a big sermon in Protestantism is one about a guy trapped on his roof in a flood, he prays that God saves him, he turns down multiple rescue attempts from rescuers crossing his path, saying "God will save me/ I trust God". He dies and then asks God why wasn't his prayer answer, God responds basically "Dumb ass what do you think all those Rescuers coming across you were?"

Was going to say this. It's cafeteria Christians like Jack that have that attitude that somehow God is responsible for everything no matter how small. But he's forgotten that old timey chestnut of "God helps those that help themselves". In other words it's not up to God to magically cure you or keep you safe from the couf. You have to take steps to ensure that. And that means washing your hands more often than you did and the importance of self-initiative and agency to actually do what needs to be done. Like getting the vaccine. Or not being a baby by spreading it because you don't want to wear a mask.

 

[desudesu]

junior out here getting pissy at a gay black guy while constantly pretending to be a gay black guy. go get em, champ

Yep, Jr is definitely shaping up to be his dad real good. Cue adage of apple falling not far from the tree etc. He is so triggered with Lil Nas as of recent it’s hilarious.

 

[Aaway]

Watched it all. Some thoughts:

- Two morons shared their uniformed opinions on vaccines for 20 minutes. Thankfully, it's not *too* anti-vax. Just stupid. There's really only two objectively wrong statements on the COVID jab that jumped out to me - no, the J&J jab doesn't contain fetal material, and yeah, they're safe.

- Jack said "I'm concerned that humans today are the testing period." Well yeah, that *was* the case. That's how vaccine trials work, and those proved the vaccines are safe. Thousands and thousands of people around the world have had the vaccine for almost a year - they're not suddenly rolling this out to the broader public without testing. Jack's even incredulous that most first responders have all taken it, even though almost a year of multiple phases of vaccine trials have shown that they're safe.

- This whole video is basically ignorance. "They brought [the vaccine] too soon." "There's not enough testing." "We don't know about the side effects." All wrong. A lot is dabbling in Christian Science. "God chooses when I die or get sick, so [I don't need to do a damn thing to take care of my health]."

- The worst example of this is when his guest says "I don't need to take it - I trust God." I do not understand this. I'm not religious or Christian. But I trust in my nebulous perception of God too, and I still got a Moderna shot in my arm as quickly as I could get an appointment at a local clinic. I have had no side effects other than a sore shoulder for a day or two. These people are sperging about virtually nothing.

- Jack needs to get vaccinated. Jack's 60 year-old friend needs to get vaccinated. But both feel untouchable, and both are the type of people that the virus puts in the hospital or kills. Jack's friend's thought of "I believe God, and I don't believe anything can harm me without God's hand" is silly. Jack's friend constantly refers to the story of Job, but ignores that God sat by and allowed all of Job's family and friends to die. This attitude is why people needlessly die.

- Jack says "I don't believe in living in fear" when explaining why he doesn't want a vaccine. "I believe that when you take the vaccine you take it for a logical reason." I think being more than 100 pounds overweight, diabetic, hypertensive, and with a history of strokes a logical reason to get a shot.

- Jack uses weird logic and wants a verse from scripture that justifies taking a vaccine. 1 Corinthians 6:19-20, Jack.

- Jack explains that a COVID vaccine is not a mark of the beast and doesn't involve being microchipped. Jack is not completely insane.

- Jack's friend later agrees that's it's not the mark of the beast, but alludes to believing that Bill Gates is microchipping people.

- Jack says that you should only wear a mask if the Holy Spirit calls you to wear one. FML.

- Jack's friend responds to that and kind of gets it. He says he's not going to tempt God by running up to friends and strangers and sick people and hug them. Jack gets instantly defensive and says he's being graphic in a stereotypically gay manner while grabbing a sip of his iced starbucks latte in a stereotypically gay way.

- Jack says to not get the shot just because you think you'll be protected by God. How about you get the shot because it's good personal responsibility? There are so many obvious counter arguments to everything they say that just aren't considered.

- More of the same shit goes on for the last few minutes. They say they're not for the vaccine or against it, but clearly they're against it.

jack also put faith in god to heal his dead arm and look how that's turned out

 

[captkrisma]

Yep, Jr is definitely shaping up to be his dad real good. Cue adage of apple falling not far from the tree etc. He is so triggered with Lil Nas as of recent it’s hilarious.

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Montero isn't a song about nothing. It's about a lover he had who was afraid to be out the closet. It's essentially about unrequited love.

And that ain't a lapdance that Nas is giving the devil...I know sex is kind of a new thing for Jr, but cmon now.

 

[Chamulum]

Anyways... my point is that diamond wedding rings are very popular with the gays

Thank god I'm getting a moissanite ring.

 

[The Wizard]

I wonder if Tammy knew that Jack was going to put that cross-contaminated rice back in the pantry, hence why she said to just put the rest back in.

No wonder they all eat out so much; I'd be terrified to know that every object in that kitchen has probably been contaminated..

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Yep, Jr is definitely shaping up to be his dad real good. Cue adage of apple falling not far from the tree etc. He is so triggered with Lil Nas as of recent it’s hilarious.

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It's amazing that Junior isn't like 50. Kinda surprised we didn't get a thousand instagram stories from him complaining about WAP.

 

[80's Dad]

Jr really is shaping up to be his dad. Why would CNN cover what some rando blue checkmark on twitter has to say about Lil Nas X's music video or shoe collab? Why would some nobody country singer have more YT views than a new song from "Old Town Road" guy? Just make the obvious joke that the "human blood" in those shoes comes from the fingers of the child laborers in the Philippines and move on.

 

[DontEatThat]

Jr really is shaping up to be his dad. Why would CNN cover what some rando blue checkmark on twitter has to say about Lil Nas X's music video or shoe collab? Why would some nobody country singer have more YT views than a new song from "Old Town Road" guy? Just make the obvious joke that the "human blood" in those shoes comes from the fingers of the child laborers in the Philippines and move on.

Jack only cares about himself and thinks little of the world outside of him and his shrinking social circle, something his son also picked up and exhibits.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

while we are on the topic of preaching with jack, I wanted to introduce this video to any newfags who are lurking or people who don't watch his shitty religious videos. I personally regard this one as a classic

https://youtu.be/ohmkkjxUvog

Jack's religious channel is the most absurd thing about him. I saw his election video and he was screaming with some other guy about how god decides everything. There was also Jack's dumb political take where he wanted the electoral college to disband because it's old and how California has the most votes.

 

[captkrisma]

Jr really is shaping up to be his dad. Why would CNN cover what some rando blue checkmark on twitter has to say about Lil Nas X's music video or shoe collab? Why would some nobody country singer have more YT views than a new song from "Old Town Road" guy? Just make the obvious joke that the "human blood" in those shoes comes from the fingers of the child laborers in the Philippines and move on.

I was going to say, part of the lyrics of Montero say "dime and a 9 it was mine every week". Nas sings about how he owned the Billboard top 100 charts for nineteen weeks. Tom Macdonald peaked at 27 and rose to fame with a song talking about him being a straight white male.

 

[Aurelianus]

Yep, Jr is definitely shaping up to be his dad real good. Cue adage of apple falling not far from the tree etc. He is so triggered with Lil Nas as of recent it’s hilarious.

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I decided to look into this, especially due to the "Song about nothing" point.

Spoiler: A "Song About Nothing"

First, the entire point as mentioned above is it's a song about a gay guy who wants a relationship with another guy who is too afraid to come out as gay publicly. The lyrics themselves are about how they can hangout and do drugs, but not a sexual relationship. It is absolutely unrequited love. I will add on that for the music video, the video was trying to emulate the sexual female pop singers as a way to openly show his sexuality, while the biblical references are him being seduced into homosexuality in Eden, damned to Hell for it, and becoming one with the homosexuality by murdering Satan at the end.

Secondly, I wanted to compare coverage of the two channels.
Tom MacDonald: 2.01M subscribers [YouTube], 99.6K followers [Twitter]
Lil Nas X: 12M subscribers [YouTube], 5.7M followers [Twitter]
While not all of these are unique, you can see Lil Nas has 6x the amount of YouTube subscribers and roughly 58x the amount of Twitter followers, meaning Lil Nas has way more internet presence than Tom MacDonald.

Third, I wanted to check their channels for music and what they do. Right now Lil Nas X has the MONTERO single as his featured video which makes sense, as that was just released on Friday. However, Tom MacDonald's channel has No Lives Matter as his featured video, even though Church just released on Friday.

Lastly, the news articles I'm getting regarding the single are talking about either how well done the video is, how bold it is to come out/be queer, or responding to people who only see the music video as devil worship and nothing else.

I was going to say, part of the lyrics of Montero say "dime and a 9 it was mine every week". Nas sings about how he owned the Billboard top 100 charts for nineteen weeks. Tom Macdonald peaked at 27 and rose to fame with a song talking about him being a straight white male.

While I was looking up the Tom MacDonald channel just to understand these two artists, I noticed a lot of really odd tracks. Like mentioned above, his featured track is the No Lives Matter track but other new tracks include ones such as Fake Woke, Cancelled, and Clown World.

Spoiler: Tom MacDonald's Tracks

I think it's rather quite indicative of Junior's personality: Simultaneously wanting to the ghetto hood lifestyle but also wanting to be a morally righteous boomer-esque Cafeteria Christian. Explains spending thousands of dollars on a single pair of designer shoes and then freaking out when another designer wants to make a demonic gimmick for their designer shoes.

 

[Aaway]

never heard of tom macdonald until recently, but i see he's very popular in the scalfani house

his "fake woke" video is the one that somehow made its way onto jack's pizza wars playlist

 

[Chamulum]

I decided to look into this, especially due to the "Song about nothing" point.

Spoiler: A "Song About Nothing"

First, the entire point as mentioned above is it's a song about a gay guy who wants a relationship with another guy who is too afraid to come out as gay publicly. The lyrics themselves are about how they can hangout and do drugs, but not a sexual relationship. It is absolutely unrequited love. I will add on that for the music video, the video was trying to emulate the sexual female pop singers as a way to openly show his sexuality, while the biblical references are him being seduced into homosexuality in Eden, damned to Hell for it, and becoming one with the homosexuality by murdering Satan at the end.

Secondly, I wanted to compare coverage of the two channels.
Tom MacDonald: 2.01M subscribers [YouTube], 99.6K followers [Twitter]
Lil Nas X: 12M subscribers [YouTube], 5.7M followers [Twitter]
While not all of these are unique, you can see Lil Nas has 6x the amount of YouTube subscribers and roughly 58x the amount of Twitter followers, meaning Lil Nas has way more internet presence than Tom MacDonald.

Third, I wanted to check their channels for music and what they do. Right now Lil Nas X has the MONTERO single as his featured video which makes sense, as that was just released on Friday. However, Tom MacDonald's channel has No Lives Matter as his featured video, even though Church just released on Friday.

Lastly, the news articles I'm getting regarding the single are talking about either how well done the video is, how bold it is to come out/be queer, or responding to people who only see the music video as devil worship and nothing else.

While I was looking up the Tom MacDonald channel just to understand these two artists, I noticed a lot of really odd tracks. Like mentioned above, his featured track is the No Lives Matter track but other new tracks include ones such as Fake Woke, Cancelled, and Clown World.

Spoiler: Tom MacDonald's Tracks

I think it's rather quite indicative of Junior's personality: Simultaneously wanting to the ghetto hood lifestyle but also wanting to be a morally righteous boomer-esque Cafeteria Christian. Explains spending thousands of dollars on a single pair of designer shoes and then freaking out when another designer wants to make a demonic gimmick for their designer shoes.

The music isn't even that good to warrant a massive following. Jesus Christ. What's with Christians pissing and moaning about how no one likes their shitty music anyway? Isn't there some line in the Bible saying that jealousy is a sin or whatever?

 

[AnOminous]

Jack's religious channel is the most absurd thing about him. I saw his election video and he was screaming with some other guy about how god decides everything.

So I guess God wants Uncle Creepy to be President.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I love Twitter.

 

[Adamska]

Watched it all. Some thoughts:

- Two morons shared their uniformed opinions on vaccines for 20 minutes. Thankfully, it's not *too* anti-vax. Just stupid. There's really only two objectively wrong statements on the COVID jab that jumped out to me - no, the J&J jab doesn't contain fetal material, and yeah, they're safe.

- Jack said "I'm concerned that humans today are the testing period." Well yeah, that *was* the case. That's how vaccine trials work, and those proved the vaccines are safe. Thousands and thousands of people around the world have had the vaccine for almost a year - they're not suddenly rolling this out to the broader public without testing. Jack's even incredulous that most first responders have all taken it, even though almost a year of multiple phases of vaccine trials have shown that they're safe.

- This whole video is basically ignorance. "They brought [the vaccine] too soon." "There's not enough testing." "We don't know about the side effects." All wrong. A lot is dabbling in Christian Science. "God chooses when I die or get sick, so [I don't need to do a damn thing to take care of my health]."

- The worst example of this is when his guest says "I don't need to take it - I trust God." I do not understand this. I'm not religious or Christian. But I trust in my nebulous perception of God too, and I still got a Moderna shot in my arm as quickly as I could get an appointment at a local clinic. I have had no side effects other than a sore shoulder for a day or two. These people are sperging about virtually nothing.

- Jack needs to get vaccinated. Jack's 60 year-old friend needs to get vaccinated. But both feel untouchable, and both are the type of people that the virus puts in the hospital or kills. Jack's friend's thought of "I believe God, and I don't believe anything can harm me without God's hand" is silly. Jack's friend constantly refers to the story of Job, but ignores that God sat by and allowed all of Job's family and friends to die. This attitude is why people needlessly die.

- Jack says "I don't believe in living in fear" when explaining why he doesn't want a vaccine. "I believe that when you take the vaccine you take it for a logical reason." I think being more than 100 pounds overweight, diabetic, hypertensive, and with a history of strokes a logical reason to get a shot.

- Jack uses weird logic and wants a verse from scripture that justifies taking a vaccine. 1 Corinthians 6:19-20, Jack.

- Jack explains that a COVID vaccine is not a mark of the beast and doesn't involve being microchipped. Jack is not completely insane.

- Jack's friend later agrees that's it's not the mark of the beast, but alludes to believing that Bill Gates is microchipping people.

- Jack says that you should only wear a mask if the Holy Spirit calls you to wear one. FML.

- Jack's friend responds to that and kind of gets it. He says he's not going to tempt God by running up to friends and strangers and sick people and hug them. Jack gets instantly defensive and says he's being graphic in a stereotypically gay manner while grabbing a sip of his iced starbucks latte in a stereotypically gay way.

- Jack says to not get the shot just because you think you'll be protected by God. How about you get the shot because it's good personal responsibility? There are so many obvious counter arguments to everything they say that just aren't considered.

- More of the same shit goes on for the last few minutes. They say they're not for the vaccine or against it, but clearly they're against it.

Fat retards reject a method to save lives that's been around since the 17th fucking century. More news whenever Jack makes another melted cheese dish or that horrid pulled pork attrocity is done filming.

It's actually petty and legitimately retarded too, since taking the shot basically would yeet the only real bullshit argument to keep this fake and gay panic going, as hard as the fucking pravda spewers on news wants it to for whatever retarded reasons they can spew up.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

The music isn't even that good to warrant a massive following. Jesus Christ. What's with Christians pissing and moaning about how no one likes their shitty music anyway? Isn't there some line in the Bible saying that jealousy is a sin or whatever?

I think a lot of it is they are lame as hell and don't actually get why a given media is good. They just think everything is about the message and don't bother to emulate the things people like. So for junior Lil Nas X is just making a demon song and should just do something about Jesus. Not realizing why this imagery is being used or understanding the message because he will never experience anything outside his murder church and exurban lifestyle.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Yep, Jr is definitely shaping up to be his dad real good. Cue adage of apple falling not far from the tree etc. He is so triggered with Lil Nas as of recent it’s hilarious.

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I've been thinking about what kind of person unironically listens to Tom McDonald, His stuff always seems like clickbait, right down to the titles always being "vaguely not-really-alt-right term" in all caps and his image of being a white dude with face tattoos and dreads. I always thought he just existed to get clicks from people that want to see how much he sounds like that kid from school that browsed 4chan over the summer and came back thinking was cool for hating everybody that isn't him (yeah, that simile wasn't great, sorry)

I want to thank Jr for showing me who that kind of person listens to Tom. The same kind of person that does nothing but repost checkmarks giving shit takes about being persecuted, gripes about muh fake news, and can't call something good without calling something else bad. In other words, every American, fake-Christian NPC out there.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The music isn't even that good to warrant a massive following. Jesus Christ. What's with Christians pissing and moaning about how no one likes their shitty music anyway? Isn't there some line in the Bible saying that jealousy is a sin or whatever?

It's because they don't care about the music, the lyrics or the melody. So long as it pays lip service to God they're all over it because of that. It's like shitty Christian movies. You have some that are genuinely good when you have a good story, good actors, good director and so on. Those can go on to have mainstream appeal and make a lot of money. But too often it's just a bunch of apologetics, some strawman atheist is the bad guy and the good Christians are the tortured minority. They lap that shit up because they agree with the message and they can feel like they're the tortured lone Christian against the evils of the world.

Filmmakers like Tim Chey have built their entire career on making shitty Christian movies that the evangelical crowd will go see. Christian music is no different.