DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

I'd love to see a breakdown of his tips, cheers, and subs someday.

Hi friend. May I direct you to the DSP Savings and Loan thread. There you can find monthly breakdowns of his bits, subs, tips, YouTube, and Patreon monies from 2018 up to June 2020, when I stopped tracking bits and subs. Tips were further tracked until at least January of this year. The balance is probably not the same now as it was then, but you can get some idea of the trends.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

trends.

So many trends, yet Phil is still not trending

 

[Forbidden Math]

WARNING: What you are about to see is absolutely hilarious.

This is Phil's whale joke rant from yesterday, someone made a cheer referencing whales on his stream as a joke, he was too stupid to understand it and when it was explained to him he got butthurt and banned the guy after a 5 minute rant about how the guy is stupid.

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After the joke is explained to him he is still saying that the joke doesn't even make sense,in this case I don't know if he is so legitimately retarded that having it explained to him he still doesn't get it or he is just saying it doesn't make sense and that its not a reference that anyone would get to portray the detractors as stupid (when in reality he is too much of an autismo to understand that he is either looking like a liar or a retard).

Also at one point he said "I should ban you...OH LOOK OTHER PEOPLE JUST SAID I SHOULD ACK ACK" but when you read his stream chat only one person said so ,so only one person said it why is he using a plural?, and one minute later he says "ban him? ok everyone wants me to ban you" but when you read his chat NO ONE SAID BAN HIM , in fact someone said "don't ban him". This is another example of how "alotta pepul" and other references to how everyone agrees with him is manufactured by him to make himself look in the right. Also lol at the "I don't even care" at the end after he went on a 5 minute toxic rant.

DSP: Doesn't get obvious joke.
Also DSP: "Are you an idiot?"

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I think the lottapeepul is his deluisions that he's some stren or o&a like comic genius with a hugely popular and "edgy" show. Ironically he's very much like one Gregg Opie Hughes.
So he's convincing himself he's so popular people back him up, but it's for his youtube that he convinced himself is some massive following of unironic or ranom viewers. they don't see his chat and have to take his word for it. Like no one liked MH:R but the poll the yt audience didn't see says other wise. He never brings up tweets where his horrible blue check takes or clout chasing backfires, never begs on his uploads it's between videos. He really thinks he's some hot shit on yt no matter how much he plays it down...which...again how many times did stren or opie shit on the management of the station they were on?

It's fascinating.

Also don't buy the whole never heard of O&A, his foot buddy John Rambo was a huge fan and you mean to tell me 2 friends with a similar taste in comedy didn't try to get the other into what they liked...

 

[Iron Hamster]

Also don't buy the whole never heard of O&A, his foot buddy John Rambo was a huge fan and you mean to tell me 2 friends with a similar taste in comedy didn't try to get the other into what they liked...

The biggest topic in the area when he was growing up was the fighting between Stern and O&A. It was at it's height in '99. He had to at least heard Stern rant about them being copycats if he actually listened to Stern.

 

[draculapenis]

WARNING: What you are about to see is absolutely hilarious.

This is Phil's whale joke rant from yesterday, someone made a cheer referencing whales on his stream as a joke, he was too stupid to understand it and when it was explained to him he got butthurt and banned the guy after a 5 minute rant about how the guy is stupid.

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After the joke is explained to him he is still saying that the joke doesn't even make sense,in this case I don't know if he is so legitimately retarded that having it explained to him he still doesn't get it or he is just saying it doesn't make sense and that its not a reference that anyone would get to portray the detractors as stupid (when in reality he is too much of an autismo to understand that he is either looking like a liar or a retard).

Also at one point he said "I should ban you...OH LOOK OTHER PEOPLE JUST SAID I SHOULD ACK ACK" but when you read his stream chat only one person said so ,so only one person said it why is he using a plural?, and one minute later he says "ban him? ok everyone wants me to ban you" but when you read his chat NO ONE SAID BAN HIM , in fact someone said "don't ban him". This is another example of how "alotta pepul" and other references to how everyone agrees with him is manufactured by him to make himself look in the right. Also lol at the "I don't even care" at the end after he went on a 5 minute toxic rant.

One of the unimpeachable golden laws of Phil-speak is that the amount of times he calls you an idiot has a direct correlation with how close you are to the truth, so this must have really hurt his feelings.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I always thought the Alotta Peepul phenomenon falls into these lines of thought
A) Phil sees 1-2 people chats that he agrees with and deems it fact despite seeing more disagree.
B) The voice in Phil’s head tells him he’s wrong about something but he snaps back into his own tard reality by proclaiming others agree with his opinion. It’s like whenever you tell your friends you like something and they say “that’s stupid as fuck”, he’s compelled to attempt to discredit it except he just digs a deeper hole and just shows how thin skinned he is.

I'd just chalk it up to him being extremely paranoid about the 'tractors out to ruin his life. His REAL FANS wanted that guy to be banned, while everyone who doesn't is a filthy restream watcher. 2-0, majority wins

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Cuckileez tipped fifty dahlars to see the new animation, and wouldn't ya know it, it's Phil bragging about "dealing with it" while blurring out rambo and howard. Disgusting ghoul. Phil is even denying it, "that's the original raw footage."

Notice anyone on the left and right?

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil has a new animation. $50 and over to 'celebrate the gunnars'. He still won't say who is making these because he doesn't know if they want public credit. He apparently has not asked this person if they want credit over the last three days as they have been helping him, and he has said each of those days he isn't sure if they want credit. Okay then.

He then proceeded to remind everyone, twice, that the amount was over $50, but it could be up to $99 to see it.
This then turned into 'woe is me', saying that he rarely if ever gets $50 or $100 tips. He is really desperate to pretend he doesn't live off whales. There is a $50 tip about once a week at least, and he had 2 $100 tips in the last 3 days. It's never enough and he memoryholes everything.

Jakileez then tipped (you know, the person who usually tips the amounts Phil said nobody tips) with the message 'This better be worth it.' To nobody's surprise, it wasn't.
Phil was suddenly giddy. Immediate money buff.
Jaikileez said he liked it. Portrait of a subhuman.
Someone said they missed it and Phil suggested someone tip another $50.

I can't wait for tomorrow when we see the $75 tip animation he is probably sitting on.
Once again, just as a reminder, Phil can play a demo tip to show these animations rather than begging for a tip to see the animation. He knows this and has done it before. This is a scam. Period.

EDIT:

Phil is even denying it, "that's the original raw footage."

Absolute testament to the quality of his lying. It's obviously visible, Phil just says it isn't there and concocts a lie that makes no sense.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil blurring out John and Howard in his new $50 notification is right up his alley

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil's day off is now Friday. SF is moved to Saturday night.
They keep pushing 'Kat's day off' further out.
He is going to maybe do SF 2 nights a week 'because you guys seem to like it'. Buckle up Jaxx. Master wants those Biden Bucks.

He is clearly trying to make it sound like Kat works 6 days a week and has one day off. The reality is like that she is off on weekends now, but he doesn't want to go out on weekends when crowds are bigger, or miss what he perceives to be lucrative days.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Why does he have a 420 animation when he doesn't smoke weed?

 

[Dragoonism]

WARNING: What you are about to see is absolutely hilarious.

This is Phil's whale joke rant from yesterday, someone made a cheer referencing whales on his stream as a joke, he was too stupid to understand it and when it was explained to him he got butthurt and banned the guy after a 5 minute rant about how the guy is stupid.

View attachment 2035910

After the joke is explained to him he is still saying that the joke doesn't even make sense,in this case I don't know if he is so legitimately retarded that having it explained to him he still doesn't get it or he is just saying it doesn't make sense and that its not a reference that anyone would get to portray the detractors as stupid (when in reality he is too much of an autismo to understand that he is either looking like a liar or a retard).

Also at one point he said "I should ban you...OH LOOK OTHER PEOPLE JUST SAID I SHOULD ACK ACK" but when you read his stream chat only one person said so ,so only one person said it why is he using a plural?, and one minute later he says "ban him? ok everyone wants me to ban you" but when you read his chat NO ONE SAID BAN HIM , in fact someone said "don't ban him". This is another example of how "alotta pepul" and other references to how everyone agrees with him is manufactured by him to make himself look in the right. Also lol at the "I don't even care" at the end after he went on a 5 minute toxic rant.

How is something only funny to the "tipper" if the entire chat is laughing at Phil?

 

[Jasper2K]

Been talking about his birthday for the past month like a toddler. Big new development if the tier three subs goal is hit HE WILL WEAR THE JEANS ON HIS BIRTHDAY. Pretty cool right?

 

[Surly Muppet]

Why does he have a 420 animation when he doesn't smoke weed?

He's a poser.

I want to point out as well that Jakileez tipped, the animation played, Phil acknowledged it...
And Phil has not updated the leaderboard to read $50 because it is not the shoutout segment. He is actively hiding $50 for 30 minutes for no reason.
It's not gameplay, it's not dealing with issues, it's not PayPal lag - the conman wants to sit there and rock and stick to the schedule... and hide money.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Been talking about his birthday for the past month like a toddler. Big new development if the tier three subs goal is hit HE WILL WEAR THE JEANS ON HIS BIRTHDAY. Pretty cool right?

Do the wheelchairs realize they can go to the Wal-Mart and see fat, white, retards wearing jeans for free?

 

[BlackDragoons]

Cuckileez tipped fifty dahlars to see the new animation, and wouldn't ya know it, it's Phil bragging about "dealing with it" while blurring out rambo and howard. Disgusting ghoul. Phil is even denying it, "that's the original raw footage."

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Notice anyone on the left and right?

This is fucking low even for Phil. Holy shit.

 

[Jasper2K]

He keeps complaining about the length of some of the games he's been playing. Thats whats going to happen if you play said game for less than 4 hours a week. Also, people paid/voted for divinity so nice scam phil. He did the same shit with fire emblem. He's already talking about new games jesus christ clean off your plate first.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Cuckileez tipped fifty dahlars to see the new animation, and wouldn't ya know it, it's Phil bragging about "dealing with it" while blurring out rambo and howard. Disgusting ghoul. Phil is even denying it, "that's the original raw footage."

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Notice anyone on the left and right?

Phil's laziness knows no bounds.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Do the wheelchairs realize they can go to the Wal-Mart and see fat, white, retards wearing jeans for free?

Uh, no, retarrrrr. Walmart sells cheap products so they attract criminals and Tevins. If they went to Walmart they'd get shanked and robbed.