Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[brooky]

She knows that one day there could be construction near her new house, right?

 

[multiverse]

She knows that one day there could be construction near her new house, right?

Shh don't tell her her. Or that fun "home renos" like other influeners do are actually construction projects that make noise and take time.

 

[OttoWest]

Her hair’s getting pretty thinned out.

This is all very strange. It’s not like she’s being evicted or her building’s been condemned. If her lease is ending, well suck it up and renew. Or pay out the ass for month to month. Did dad put a time limit on the house purchase or something?

 

[GenociderSyo]

Her hair’s getting pretty thinned out.

This is all very strange. It’s not like she’s being evicted or her building’s been condemned. If her lease is ending, well suck it up and renew. Or pay out the ass for month to month. Did dad put a time limit on the house purchase or something?

It is odd. Wonder if bank of dad closed...

Also, for someone who livestreams EVERYTHING isn't it odd this magical house journey isn't being streamed?

 

[Glitterz my spirit animal]

I wonder if the person who collaborated with morphe on that pallet is thrilled to see some middle aged lady doing a paid promo for it. And Anna telling us to blend is hilarious because her eye shadow is never blended and always looks weird and clown-like.

 

[wellthen]

Her hair’s getting pretty thinned out.

This is all very strange. It’s not like she’s being evicted or her building’s been condemned. If her lease is ending, well suck it up and renew. Or pay out the ass for month to month. Did dad put a time limit on the house purchase or something?

Exactly and from the looks of her place and the size of the new construction there are a bunch of units, why wouldn’t you ask management if their was another unit away from the noise or even if they had another property entirely with an open unit before putting that sort of unnecessary pressure on yourself. The market is hot right now and she’s going to pay way above asking in a city like Austin.

 

[Neko GF]

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[dropthesoap]

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Dear god she’s looking bigger with each video. It’s actually frightening how quickly she’s gaining.

 

[iSaidShhh]

"Imagine if I showed up somewhere like this."

Girl, what the fuck, you show up like that all the time. You constantly wear things that cling to your 16 stomach rolls and highlight your knee-length apron. How is this shirtdress different?

Edit: The pale grey shirt she hates is a very flattering - LOOOOOOL "I don't ever wanna wear something that looks like it was made for plus-size." The sleeves look good on her and she can tell they're made to cover up giant flabby arms so she's pissed about it. Never change, Anna.

Edit the Second: "If I were an everyday person [...] I would be pissed." Well, everyday people aren't shaped like a trashbag full of cottage cheese with hips three times wider than ther shoulders, so is it really the fault of the company that their clothes didn't fit your freakshow proportions? Always somebody else's fault.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Comments are good on this one:

 

[Angry New Ager]

...I've read about how deathfats have lower distress tolerance levels, and will go out of their way to avoid anything even remotely uncomfortable. I think that's part of what's in play here for Anna (outside of her just mindblowing privilege where she thinks she can just order a house out of thin air like she orders her damn hauls off Amazon).

So far, Anna has dealt with her intolerance for inner discomfort by: eating excessively; alcoholism; compulsive shopping; traveling; doing shitty craft projects in a manic frenzy; seeking attention and validation online; and fleeing (both NYC and Austin) when things got unpleasant. She continually acquires, consumes, and seeks novelty (and approval) in order to deal with her deep, unaddressed loneliness and unhappiness.

I don't think she has the faintest clue what is involved in owning a house, but it's something new, it's something different and exciting, and she really thinks it will solve her problems and make her feel better. Well, good luck with that.

According to Redfin, the median home sale price in Austin last month was $503K. In February of 2020, it was $400K. It's a hot market, with some houses selling for more than asking price, contingencies waived, etc. Unless you're a cash buyer, buying in a market like that can be very stressful--you have to be very patient, yet at the same time ready to strike at a moment's notice. If you're indecisive, don't know exactly what you want, can't really afford what you want, or get anxious and overthink shit, you're either going to miss out on the house you do want, or end up with something you didn't really want, just because it's what you could get into.

She should wait until the housing market crashes again, as it will within the next couple of years, but that takes long-term thinking and patience, and she's decided that only buying a house RIGHT NOW will do, because it's all about dealing with her immediate discomfort. Well, okay then.

She doesn't understand that when you own a house you have to deal with so much more bullshit. Lawn care, cleaning, maintenance - they're all your problem and there's a cost associated with everything. A single person living in anything over 900sq ft is a fucking hassle.

Home ownership for a single person really only works well if you're a homebody who genuinely likes doing fix-it/DIY stuff (so fucking with the house and yard is basically your hobby), or are affluent enough to pay other people to maintain it. Otherwise, it's expensive and stressful and because of all the money you have to keep shoveling into it (even as a DIY enthusiast) it's shitty as an investment.

I'm always ready to talk people out of buying a house, especially single people, because it's a money sink, and a massive pain in the ass. I would totally talk Anna out of it, except that I hope she gets one because the stress and drama will be epic.

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The only people I have ever met who legit did "morning until night house-hunting" were relocating. They flew in for a day, a real estate agent showed them a bunch of houses they'd pre-selected, and often they'd put in an offer on one before flying home that night. Or maybe they did it over a weekend.

That Anna is apparently looking at so many houses, and has supposedly spent three full days doing so, tells me one of two things:

One, she's outright lying, in order to create drama and get attention.

Two, she's looking, but has absolutely no clue what she wants, so she insists upon looking at everything in her price range, no matter where it is, what it looks like, whether it's a fixer or not, etc. Which is a total fucking waste of her time and the real estate agent's. A competent agent in a hot market isn't going to spend three days hand-holding Anna as she looks at every last house; they will rein her in and get her to identify exactly what she's looking for, in which neighborhoods, and how much she's able to deal with as far as renovations.

And Anna is perfectly capable of house-hunting from home on Redfin/Zillow, narrowing down results to the relatively few houses that genuinely meet her needs and appeal to her, and that she can afford. Those websites are a great tool; she ought to fucking use them She can even do it shitfaced.

 

[dropthesoap]

Her real personality came out in this video- angry, entitled, unhappy and judgmental. I think I hate her more than ever.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Were her pants actually stretched see-through from the knees up when she backed up enough to model the shirts?

This whole vid was an extra-weird vibe from Anna. She almost cried a couple time in the video, particularly with part with the navy jacket. She seemed super pissed off when she wasn't almost crying.

She was also drunk off her ass when she was modeling the army green shirt dress.

Edit: The pale grey shirt she hates is a very flattering - LOOOOOOL "I don't ever wanna wear something that looks like it was made for plus-size." The sleeves look good on her and she can tell they're made to cover up giant flabby arms so she's pissed about it. Never change, Anna.

I agree - both the fit and the color of the grey shirt were the best she could hope for. If she paired it with some loose pants (good luck finding them) or a flowy midi skirt, she'd look respectable.

 

[Peeved Snownigger]

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I also love how she's keeping these clips of her itching herself in her videos lately. I know I'm the "she's a hardcore alcoholic" alarmist and I'm trying not to be, I just recognize a lot of her behaviour is trying to hide the side effects ('cause I'm kinda waiting for the drunk driving apocalypse post-quarantine to finish what COVID started). Like I highly doubt she's suddenly developed a wool allergy (unless I missed that episode in her origin series); what I do know is you get MAD ITCHY with just the WORST hives ever especially on your back when you binge drink a lot, especially in the way she's already shown us she's capable of.

 

[HamFan]

I can't believe how PISSED she is through this whole video. She is coming unhinged! Wtf.

And it wasn't just the fit of the clothes, it was the colors. Her speech about the color of the green dress was bat shit. Is it really that big of a deal, especially since it didn't fit?

She ordered a mystery box and is livid that she didn't like the colors, styles, and that they couldn't predict her freak show proportions.

She's leaving the tags on so she can "donate" them? Is she catching on that people think she's a hypocrite when it comes to preaching about charity?

I love that the comments are calling her out. I hope she makes a "you idiots have no right to criticize me!" IG story response.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

I hope she makes a "you idiots have no right to criticize me!" IG story response

Probably another ‘cringe overly smiley “thinned hair don't care” for over 6 parts’ one

 

[GenociderSyo]

Summary:
In today's plus size try on haul, I open a plus size mystery box from Universal Standard and learn once again that mystery boxes, are in general, a scam. I talk about the items and why they do or do not work for me, add up the value of the box and discuss why its better to buy a few pieces you love than to invest in a mystery box packaged by a stranger based on limited information. Its half rant. half haul, and hopefully 100% enjoyable.

Here is a review on how the mystery box works:
Universal Standard March 2021 Mystery Box Info and Review

Seriously ya gotta watch this one the recap doesn't do justice to just how much of an entitlement whore she really is.

Spoiler: Recap

So she states that the survey wasn't real because they didn't do what she said. From the site itself: " An option to complete the Survey will appear post-checkout and in an order confirmation email. While preferences indicated in the Survey will be taken into account, exact items contained in Mystery Boxes are not guaranteed and will vary per box. If the customer does not complete the Survey within 3 days of purchase, Universal Standard will be unable to take into account any of the customer preferences. If a customer submits the Survey multiple times, only the information contained in the first submission will be taken into account."

She is in total bitch mode for this. Just drunk yelling at the screen. And she totally proves shes just a selfish little entitlement shit with her comments. She calls this a flat out scam.

She gets pissed they sent her an item because she would never purchase it on her own. She states she told them multiple times in survey she had big hips. So she throws the item across the room. "Also the color of that dress is like baby poop."

She's pissed that they cant guess she has fucking elephant hips. Thing though is that they don't guess...As far as I can see you purchase the box in your size. Now shes drunken screaming about them giving her colors she doesn't like.

"I'm so angry that they didn't listen..."

"I'll wear this cause I don't like to waste it." After she states she is going to waste other items. Next scene she hates it its sloppy and no one would wear it cause she hates it so everyone else has to hate it too.

"Most people wouldn't be happy with this stuff because they aren't colors I would wear typically."

Shes complaining about spending almost $300 on this for 7 items, when she spent $900 on a sweatshirt. She's also angry that they didn't listen to her and acts like they should know her personally as if shes some major celebrity.

"I WRITE THESE OFF AS A BUSINESS EXPENSE."

She's now yelling that shes a chump that fell for a mystery box made to get rid of stock no one wanted. The pieces were nice not US's fault the world revolves around Anna. And she thinks items were too expensive...from a woman who bought a 900 sweatshirt....

She multiple times states shes totally donating these items she doesn't like. The box failed because it didn't only not fit her hips, they didn't give her the colors HER BODY NEEDS.


Total Price paid for boxes $253 (Value : $646)
Cheap $55 (Value : $172)
Luxe $198 (Value : $474)

Total $1032

Recommended by Anna $386
Overalls $128
Twill Cargo Pants $138
Geneva Dress $120

Haul $646
Claudia Cardigan in Black Cherry $138
Khaki shirt dress $148
Derjon Navy Trench Coat $188
Ashley Cap Sleeve Tee in Chambray Blue $50
Aimee Liquid Jersey Gray Tee $62
Long Sleeve Rex Tee In Bordeaux $60

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[Barbarella]

Wool is often itchy. It’s not an allergy, it’s normal. Has to do with length of fibers and processing. I doubt it was Merino but maybe it was poorly made. Whatever-wool Is also super warm and great for outdoors so you wear it layered if you have an itchy piece. (And go outdoors.- or get hot.)

Bitch was crying, like she’d been personally insulted by this company. She started out saying the luxe box was stuff that hadn’t even hit shelves yet, then ended by saying it was crap nobody bought. She was so pissed it was funny.

I’d like to see that form she filled out. If a person wears a 0 in pants and a medium in tops, they’ll probably send a coat in medium, eight? Just makes sense. Anna is backwards and thinks everybody should know that.

No company can guess and every single person who has an unusual size learns not to buy mystery items. Whether a person is size 2 but petite with short arms and legs, or size 4 but 6 feet tall, or below a 0, or size 20 million on the bottom and small on top-whatever your weird thing may be-you learn mystery boxes are not for you.

Anna, fashionista that she is, still doesn’t understand that clothes mostly come in standard sizes. After living in her body for years, she absolutely knows that she has to buy separates of different sizes. One doesn’t order a mystery box consisting of clothing if your body is harder to dress and expect it to fit, and as hard to dress as Anna would be it’s insane to expect a company to know what to send her.

She should do mystery with makeup instead of clothes, although I’m not sure she’s sane enough to handle coral blush if she wanted pink.

But that temper tantrum/crying sesh was delightful. Exactly the behavior that proves she should never have children.

that video will be deleted soon, I’m guessing.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I’d like to see that form she filled out. If a person wears a 0 in pants and a medium in tops, they’ll probably send a coat in medium, eight? Just makes sense. Anna is backwards and thinks everybody should know that.

There's no "form" you purchase the box in the size you want. XXS TO 4XL and then it has a few questions for you:

She's probly pissed because she has SIZED OUT OF a brand for fat people.

Commenters stated shes flat out lying about saying she has large hips because there is no free text options in the survey.

 

[teacups]

okay so i just watched the mystery box video, and i think maybe part of the reason why she's acting so weird (in both the video and her recent house search shit things) is bc her dad cut off the money for a lot more than just the new house. i've seen it mentioned that the reason she's acting so odd about the house searching is bc daddy isn't paying for it - but i think the behavior anna is exhibiting in the video could be evidence that she's having to think abt money as something she actually controls and has to like contribute (or whatever the word is).

in the video she does a few things that i haven't really seen her do before, or at least nothing to the extent/realness she's done before ->

• she is constantly actually complaining about the amount of money each piece was, whereas in other videos (based on my shitty memory mind u) she sometimes just sprinkles in 'oh this top is $100, but it's good quality and the color's gorgeous' randomly to seem totally relatable - but here it seemed more real (idk what the right word is, maybe more believable), like she now actually has to pay attention to the money she's spending now (i.e. her mentioning this shit was a business expense).
• and she also seemed pretty mad throughout the video, like mad-mad (i.e. as mentioned above, the poop dress, and freakout over the ill fitting shirt dress thing), and i've seen her like smug mad (ala the luluroe video wherein she complains, and then she gets praised for her opinions) but not like weird manic mad that was exbited here.

both things (imo) could easily lead down to the reasoning that daddy said i ain't giving u shit anymore, and now she's having to suddenly shift from how she used to act - therefore the weird behaviors and attitude she seems to have now, also, just a note, but - (i know this might be obvious to people, but it wasn't me till i sat down to write this) i think the anger she's showing in the video is like the anger she feels towards (1) her father (for putting this stress on her by taking away the money, and/or not paying for a whole house) and (2) her weight (she's been presenting herself for a while as someone who's trying to lose weight, but imo i think she's gained (in the video she looked pretty huge) and the clothes not fitting her just emphasized that).

okay so, in conclusion my theoy might be all horseshit and she might just be a combo of drunk and in a mood, but i do not care bc i am abt to pass out (1) and (2) my labtop is abt to die sooooo, do what u want w my half asleep musings.

p.s. since im abt to pass out, there are prob MANY grammatical errors - i will fix them in the morning (maybe, who acc cares)