Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

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Her dad moved into his own apartment. She mentioned it in her strim. He is at her place nowadays (probably during the day only) as he is her free painter / handyman during her "renovation". She said all this on recent strims.

You mermaid fans enjoy a Judy twitter dump where she does all the usual: consooming (for corsets this time!), grifting, talk about being fat and lazy to walk, wanting a hysterectomy due to cramps. Judy does all her " thinking" via twitter!

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I love when Jude tries to sound Very Smart. She misses "nevertheless" in her post about a hysterectomy. Also, why does she censor that word? Is it some KWEER thing?
 
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Oh boy, cat pictures on the internet. A rare commodity indeed.
 
Do they even make corsets for gunt? You have to have some semblance of a waistline judy :story:
There's these "waist trainer" type things for hambeasts which is supposed to help you burn fat/achieve a better figure, sounds like a pseudoscience but ok. Not very body positive Jude.

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She wants a hysterectomy because of bad cramps? Couldn't she go on the pill or something to help? That sounds like way to extreme. Not a female but wouldn't removing your uterus have a ton of side effects? She would go into menopause in her 20s...
 
I can't believe she wants a hysterectomy. That's so fucked up. You know she isn't thinking of any consequences of yanking major organs. Just, "I wouldn't have cramps anymore, and I'm not a woman, anyway! uwu"
Well, don't worry, Jude. You're well on the way to eating yourself into a necessary hysterectomy. Judging by Amber and Chantal, you got 5, 10 years, tops.
 
Her dad moved into his own apartment. She mentioned it in her strim. He is at her place nowadays (probably during the day only) as he is her free painter / handyman during her "renovation". She said all this on recent strims.

That's certainly enlightening. The old man deciding there's no point in keeping a 2 br to himself and probably getting a bit old to maintain it makes perfect sense on its own. If Jude was a normal person an elderly parent would be falling over themselves to have her move back in, help out and keep them company in the wake of their spouse's recent death. But nope. He let her take over the section 8 and got the hell out of dodge. Hahaha I have never heard of that happening, how much worse than useless does a person have to be, jfc. I know he's an enabler but I kind of feel for him a bit because he presumably lost most of his family members and his cat. Jude is what's left, and he'd rather be used and abused by her than have her cut off contact completely which she would if she wasn't getting enough out of him. She is lower than dog shit.

I can't believe she wants a hysterectomy. That's so fucked up. You know she isn't thinking of any consequences of yanking major organs. Just, "I wouldn't have cramps anymore, and I'm not a woman, anyway! uwu"
Well, don't worry, Jude. You're well on the way to eating yourself into a necessary hysterectomy. Judging by Amber and Chantal, you got 5, 10 years, tops.

In all fairness I can imagine plenty of women who get really bad periods and don't plan on kids have probably thought they'd like to forcibly remove their uterus on occasion. The potentially nasty side effects of this aren't common knowledge. It's difficult enough for women with extremely bad periods to get an ablation, elective hysterectomies haven't been very common since the 50s. Well at least until the troon shit started, but even that is because it's probably more dangerous to leave it while on cross sex hormones in many cases. Jude's most likely just got awful periods because fat.
 
I can't believe she wants a hysterectomy. That's so fucked up. You know she isn't thinking of any consequences of yanking major organs. Just, "I wouldn't have cramps anymore, and I'm not a woman, anyway! uwu"
Well, don't worry, Jude. You're well on the way to eating yourself into a necessary hysterectomy. Judging by Amber and Chantal, you got 5, 10 years, tops.
If she wants to get rid of the chance that she can have children let her, that's wonderful news. It's best people like Jude don't have children to begin with. It's bad enough she has pets.
 
Of course this moron wants an invasive and totally unnecessary medical procedure done (no doubt paid for by the gubmint) because she has cramps. CRAMPS. Something most women deal with monthly if not more often. It's not like she has endometriosis or some horrible condition that makes life and menstruation utterly unbearable....she's just experiencing mild discomfort, and no doubt has bonus PCOS because she's so fucking fat, which exacerbates all of her symptoms.

Any doctor worth their salt would tell Jude that less pain = less weight. It's not rocket science yet she keeps self-diagnosing.

Jesus Christ, she really can't deal with ANY kind of mild discomfort. I've seen plenty of old women with crooked backs pushing heavy carts around for hours without complaint. I'm sure they have pain too, and probably 10x worse than Jude's, but they suck it up and don't call an Uber after two blocks because muh fibro.

It's not fibro, Jude. It's FAT.

"Increased mechanical stresses on the body in obesity are believed to result in an increased risk of musculoskeletal and joint pain. A number of studies have shown a positive correlation between increased BMI and increased musculoskeletal pain, particularly of low back pain and lower limb pain." - British Journal of Pain
 
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Not direct Jude content, but I need to see how she’d weave this nonsense into her cptsd narrative.
‘My chins are just the physical manifestations of my trauma!! Their names are Pain, Grief, Rejection, Betrayal, and Abandonment!!’
What does this even fucking mean? The trauma bone's connected to the leg bone?
 
I need to scrim, to borrow dumbass Jude speak.

1. Her censoring hysterectomy is most likely partially non binary bullshit but also trigger warning wahmen/not a wahmen
2. The uterus isnt just there to remind you of your womanhood you stupid fat fuck. It works along side the rest of your body to regulate hormone cycles, and also provide structural support to the other organs in that general vicinity.
3. I hope she burns her apartment down with that cable set up. Only hers, nobody else in the building deserves to be uprooted by her abject retardedness.

-deep breath- do not rage at the cow, do not rage at the cow, do not rage at the cow, fuck you judy, do not rage at the cow....
 
I understand where Jude is coming from. Sometimes you just wanna grab in there and yank that shit out but if she really has such heavy cramps that's what the pill is for. There isn't 'just' one pill but many versions. Take one and never have your period ever again. Problem solved.
Def. easier than going straight into menopause in her 20s.
 
I understand where Jude is coming from. Sometimes you just wanna grab in there and yank that shit out but if she really has such heavy cramps that's what the pill is for. There isn't 'just' one pill but many versions. Take one and never have your period ever again. Problem solved.
Def. easier than going straight into menopause in her 20s.
Well, to be fair she already looks like she's in her 50's. So menopause would suit her nicely AND she would have all the excuses to not work.
 
some cat sperging:

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Imagine saying: "Hi friends: boundary" in person to someone like a condescending asshole. God no wonder no likes you, Judy. Have you ever considered just IGNORING comments you don't like?

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I'm more convinced than ever she reads the Farms now:

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Hey Judy. You're fat and I would not have sex with you. Also your eyeshadow application is atrocious. Get a job.

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Huh? Where did this come from? You're not even a woman, Jude, who are you to speak for them?

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Jude making threats once again:

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You wouldn't want to get slapped by her giant meat paws, now would you? Don't worry, in a fight she'd lose her breath in .5 seconds anyway.
 
Yeeting a uterus doesn’t only cause menopause and fuck with hormones, but as somebody alluded to above, it keeps internal things where they belong. The pelvic floor can be disrupted and fat people without core strength and who lack estrogen are more susceptible to problems such as prolapse.

Taking out a major organ to avoid a couple of days of cramps a month could easily lead to her bladder or colon sliding out her vagina, a problem that is much harder to fix surgically than one might think. (And one that’s more common than most know.)

Yeah, monthly cramps and backaches and headaches can be bad, but Tylenol and exercise helps, and they often get milder once a woman ages out of the 20s. As mentioned, there are treatments, like the pill. It’s a pretty stupid, radical and childish idea to jump to hysterectomy. Fortunately for the gene pool, she’s likely to be a perma-virgin, so we don’t have to be on her side hoping some doctor agrees to the surgery so she doesn’t breed.

I’m not saying that Judy is a selfish and shortsighted deathfat, but I’m not not saying it either.
 
some cat sperging:

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Imagine saying: "Hi friends: boundary" in person to someone like a condescending asshole. God no wonder no likes you, Judy. Have you ever considered just IGNORING comments you don't like?

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I'm more convinced than ever she reads the Farms now:

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Hey Judy. You're fat and I would not have sex with you. Also your eyeshadow application is atrocious. Get a job.

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Huh? Where did this come from? You're not even a woman, Jude, who are you to speak for them?

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Jude making threats once again:

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You wouldn't want to get slapped by her giant meat paws, now would you? Don't worry, in a fight she'd lose her breath in .5 seconds anyway.

I'm more convinced than ever she reads the Farms now

Agreed, this literally sounds like her reading the farms and imagining herself clapping back. Lol.
Jude you’re ugly on the inside and will never experience true intimacy, you’re a whiny narcissist. Oh, and fat. You embarrass yourself constantly and I am here to laugh at you and watch you fail.
 
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Huh? Where did this come from? You're not even a woman, Jude, who are you to speak for them?

"Imagine spending your time hating women so that the men will like you better? Embarrassing."

As if it isn't what she does. She spends plenty of time making sure no one calls her a woman — almost like if she believes womanhood is inferior and she's too cool for it, which is quite mysogynistic — so that followers of an ideology mostly comprised by men in dresses like her better.
 
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