Hi Tony. *eyeroll you will never touch me.
Are you deliberately behind the times and facts and confused or is this you in your normal life?
Not Tony. Am a cup of Japanese noodles. Will touch you as you wear neko ears and scream sugoi.
If pam ever earns her doctorate she will one up Dr. Dolittle. She will be Dr. Donothing.
Whatever you say babe. I'm free next weekend if you want to have some fun.
Thanks, for the reading, friendo!OK, sorry to interrupt this nice dick measuring contest but I have a (very boring) reading for @Bender. I was really hoping for something funnier or at least something I can spin in a funny way while remaining at least a little accurate to the actual meaning of the cards so thought about redoing it but I was asked not to... so here we go
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Situation: 2 of Coins - It tells us what the situation really is, possibly what you omitted asking your question. It's a card of mutual affection and partnership. It tells us the conflict you asked about isn't an actual conflict, it's a game between two people who like each other.
Obstacle: Ace of Coins. This card makes little sense here in most readings. It's a card of abundance. We could try to use reversed meaning: lack of planning and rash decisions leading to loss but since the first card says the conflict isn't real, an obstacle blocking resolution of the conflict isn't real either.
What was: 10 of Cups. A card of harmonious relationship. It suggests you were on good terms with your opponent.
What will be: 9 of Cups. ...and will stay on good terms with them.
What you know: 8 of Cups. A card of disappointment. Joke that turned out to be less funny than expected. Tarot reading that turned out lame and isn't even a pretext to good laugh at your expense.
What you feel: World. A card of completion, going full circle, accomplishment. I'm starting to feel those last two cards are more about making me do this reading for you than about the conflict cards told us isn't real
How you'll see it: Queen of Wands. She's a socialite, brilliant discussant, someone who can find themselves in any situation. You feel confident, you are on the joke.
Your surrounding: Knight of Wands. He's an adventurer, restless spirit, unconventional thinker and you find yourself surrounded by people like this.
What you need: 2 of Cups. It's a card of partnership and mutual understanding. If we continue with the conflict narrative - it's a strong advice to make up, find resolution to the conflict. If we consider what first four cards told us - cards tell us all is good and abstain from giving you advice.
The outcome: Ace of Cups. A card of spiritual strength, creative force or, Lord forgive me for saying it, love (not necessarily erotic love, luckily for you).
I give up. We can try some other time with different question.
We're yet to get a really bad one
I actually prepared something in case the cards showed fiery romance but since your reading was safe, I can as well drop it here:This is not a matter for party tricks. If you could tell the difference between those convex and concave faces I posted yesterday (and if you don't trust my images - find your own, google "hollow mask illusion") - we both know what you should do to make things better (posting the answer here is not one of those things). If you can't tell the difference - I would need to know what really happened \ what's really going on. And once again it's probably not a place to talk about this kind of things.
...now I want to change my username to "Doctor Donothing"...
Sorry it wasn't funnier
I haven't commented on a while as I said my piece on Pam a while back, but reading this unrelated and unconvincing screenshot once again (how many times will you post this Pam?) made me realize the ween is actually trying to help her. The idiot who spent time to to text Pam was actually trying to force her to see a psychiatrist. What a life. Even weens want Pam to take her meds.
I found it pretty funny, in a meta sense, that I wanted an utterly horrifying reading and got a completely tame one instead, lol.Sorry it wasn't funnier
Fassbender and 1000000 accounts.
We're yet to get a really bad one
Glad to hear it
Come over to Wogglebug thread. You'll need to read a few pages to get the idea of what's going on (first few should suffice, if you won't find interesting just read few newest posts). It's the best place for art. Someone's even doing a short stop-motion movie!
pls make a deliberately shitty artwork of @Illuminati Order Official giving me a tarot reading in a spritual-looking tent or something.
