Trashfire Ethan Ralph went to Digibros house and got into a fist fight with everyone Digibro lives with.

"heh.....I got him"
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https://twitter.com/TheGatorGamer/status/1376339103894138884 (archive)
 
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Free Dick Pills said:
yeah, I became aware of her about half a year ago... just your quintessential shitlib really.
But on top of that she gets to be a wiki admin.
I miss the simpler times, ngl.

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"You're only allowed to speak if you agree with me" Age old tale.
Mundane Ralph said:
Will they take police records?
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No. Look at the talk page for Ralph's article. You can't use legal documents because "reasons" but if Ralph says it himself then it's fine to include in the article.

Don't ask me how that makes any fucking sense.
 
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Blarmed&Dangerous said:
Therein lies a tale, my friend.

They're both Dick Show orbiters. Ralph's most recent saga involved luring a mentally ill teenager (Faith) from Cali to his crack shack, sticking his thumb in her butt, recording himself sticking his thumb in her butt, sharing the video of him sticking his thumb in her butt, and getting her pregnant.

At some point (others may know more, idgaf), digi's gf May (PantsuParty) breaks up with digi and gets with Ralph, a wholly lateral move. He forgot to tell Faith, mother of his soon to be child, that he was putting together a fugly harem, and she splits back to Aidsifornia with Gunt jr.

This whole confrontation, if I understand correctly, is about May getting some of her shit back from digi to set up her nest in the trailer park with Ralph.
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Specifically he was trying to get a threesome going with Faith & May. When she rejected it Ralph drunkenly choked her and said "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!"

Some say its made up by Faith but I think the pattern of behavior checks out and its true.
 
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Blarmed&Dangerous said:
Therein lies a tale, my friend.

They're both Dick Show orbiters. Ralph's most recent saga involved luring a mentally ill teenager (Faith) from Cali to his crack shack, sticking his thumb in her butt, recording himself sticking his thumb in her butt, sharing the video of him sticking his thumb in her butt, and getting her pregnant.

At some point (others may know more, idgaf), digi's gf May (PantsuParty) breaks up with digi and gets with Ralph, a wholly lateral move. He forgot to tell Faith, mother of his soon to be child, that he was putting together a fugly harem, and she splits back to Aidsifornia with Gunt jr.

This whole confrontation, if I understand correctly, is about May getting some of her shit back from digi to set up her nest in the trailer park with Ralph.
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The most recent saga was getting real dirty with the Capitol riot, America First, Dlive and Trovo.
 
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Edilg said:
Specifically he was trying to get a threesome going with Faith & May. When she rejected it Ralph drunkenly choked her and said "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!"

Some say its made up by Faith but I think the pattern of behavior checks out and its true.
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Especially after this video. I was 99.9% sure before that alcoholic pill addict Ethan Ralph would violently assault a pregnant woman but now it’s set in stone. Maybe Pantsu likes being on the receiving end of Ethan’s baby punches while he eats the shit right out of her asshole.
 
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Arm Pit Cream said:
Here's a copy of the fight itself between Ralph and Riley. Ralph kept trying to provoke Riley and Digi to come outside, until Ralph ran up to attack and suckerpunch because people kept calling him 5'2. Manlet rage! Not to mention Ralph was spitting blood into a woman's face :story:
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GUNT PUNCH:
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Proud feminist Ethan Ralph takes on a woman 1/3rd his size by spitting blood onto her face
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If anyone is in need of a tampon right now, it's Ralph. Jesus.
 
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I'm not tech savvy (Boomer) so I don't know how to archive.
However, the fight footage has caused Ethan some issues when attempting to swing the micro peen around.

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This chick didn't mention him by name but his gunt is extra sensitive tonight.

Lilith and her pals destroy him.
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Then a sock or Guntguard gets involved.

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What a bountiful harvest, lads!
 
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CivilianOfTheFandomWars said:
I was just about to say it’s nice to have a break from tranny drama what with Ralph acting up again, but then I realized that trannies were still involved with this one.
This is March. 2021 is definitely a year of the cow.
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When weren't trannies involved to some degree?
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Ralph has such a weird build. He's like a marshmellow on two tooth picks. Except the marshmellow is melted and drooping around 90% of his body.

I think he might be growing a back-gunt.
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A man of three asses, the gift keeps on giving.
CivilianOfTheFandomWars said:
Every day that passes, my prediction of “2021, Year Of The Troon” becomes more and more real.
What ever happened to just normal lunatics?
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They get a pass if they troon out.
 
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Funkmaster said:
PPP and Godwinson having a predictably unfunny take. They're the ones who pretty much ended the last Ralph Arc. And here they are chiming in again to try and bring themselves into the drama.
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PPP got involved in a pretty funny arc with Warsky and Chaggot. Where Black Pigeon Speaks (yellow devil Jew contaminating Japan) learnt about the sex tape.
 
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