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Gezkill said:
Legit no joke, he could have fit it in his stupid schedule and just played it like any normal game.

But you know Phil, he has a business degree he knows whats best for his channel.


*cough*Idiot*cough*
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The issue with Phil is that he is such an autistic paranoid that you can never take his word for stuff like this. He might skip a game because he thinks the trolls will enjoy it, because it will make him sexually uncomfortable, because he dislikes it or actually believes it would do poorly.

But since he never tells the truth, you have to deduct and assume.

It's just so autistic
 
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Let’s go back to Phil’s list of games he needs to buy throughout the year for a moment. Did he ever say that he wasn’t going to play New Pokémon Snap, or did he just forget to put it on his list? Both options seem equally likely.
 
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Let’s go back to Phil’s list of games he needs to buy throughout the year for a moment. Did he ever say that he wasn’t going to play New Pokémon Snap, or did he just forget to put it on his list? Both options seem equally likely.
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he posted this list a while ago on twitter, nearly every comment was mentioning pokemon snap

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Massively Strong Greed said:
Let’s go back to Phil’s list of games he needs to buy throughout the year for a moment. Did he ever say that he wasn’t going to play New Pokémon Snap, or did he just forget to put it on his list? Both options seem equally likely.
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I vaguely remember somebody asking about it on stream, and he said he didn't know anything about the Snap games but acted curious about them. Unless the marketing hype convinces him to pick it up, it'll take months of spamming marathon and Viewers' Choice polls for him to play it.
 
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Rubea Meretrix said:
Strive?

Is he gonna "play the story" which is gonna be cutscenes or actually try playing online?

Is he ready to get fucked by Leos and Potemkins? Can't blame lag on this one tho, Philbert :story:
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I remember during one of Phil's last failed outings at Street Fighter V when his endless well of excuses fished up something like "This game is Guilty Gear to a T! It's just like Guilty Gear!" What will be his excuse when he fails this?
 
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BepsiLight said:
It's his loss really, I guess mr business major did the math and it was more profitable to play Fall Guys for the 1000th time than spend 60 dollars in a HOT NEW RELEASE
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Let's be honest, playing Fall Guys he'd get a whale or two to tip upwards of $100 for the stream and if he bought Rise for $60 to play it day one he'd get a whale or two to tip upwards of $100, so this is probably true.
 
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Phil's Mensa mod, Eternal, in chat this evening:
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So Eternal calls PWDubz the scamming conspiracy theorist.
If Phil's versions of events are correct (they're not), then Phil is the conspiracy theorist. PWDubz and Anony were conspirers that executed an apparently effective conspiracy on Phil, somehow manipulating Phil's actions so that he doxed PWDubz.
But Eternal's mind is so fucked from the pignosis, all he can process is that 'conspiracy theories' = bad because that's what Phil claims we do. He can't recognize that in this case, the theorizing is coming from Phil - and the conspiracy has to be real, otherwise Phil is guilty of doxing. Some heavy doublethink happening here.

As for the scammer part... I'm not sure what PW was supposed to have scammed here... what'd he gain, exactly? I don't even think Phil made this allegation, Eternal just tacked it on. Meanwhile, Eternal sits in a Discord riddled with evidence of Phil's scams, and it isn't enough to even question the legitimacy of what's going on.

If this were anyone else, I would assume this was being said sarcastically, to mock Phil. But if we've seen anything in this last month, it's that this guy has no functioning critical thought. So this is at least sincere. Just really, really stupid. He and Madara knocked it out of the park this weekend - a showcase of an all-star mod team.
 
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Tatu Carreta2 said:
WARNING: What you are about to see is absolutely hilarious.

This is Phil's whale joke rant from yesterday, someone made a cheer referencing whales on his stream as a joke, he was too stupid to understand it and when it was explained to him he got butthurt and banned the guy after a 5 minute rant about how the guy is stupid.

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After the joke is explained to him he is still saying that the joke doesn't even make sense,in this case I don't know if he is so legitimately retarded that having it explained to him he still doesn't get it or he is just saying it doesn't make sense and that its not a reference that anyone would get to portray the detractors as stupid (when in reality he is too much of an autismo to understand that he is either looking like a liar or a retard).

Also at one point he said "I should ban you...OH LOOK OTHER PEOPLE JUST SAID I SHOULD ACK ACK" but when you read his stream chat only one person said so ,so only one person said it why is he using a plural?, and one minute later he says "ban him? ok everyone wants me to ban you" but when you read his chat NO ONE SAID BAN HIM , in fact someone said "don't ban him". This is another example of how "alotta pepul" and other references to how everyone agrees with him is manufactured by him to make himself look in the right. Also lol at the "I don't even care" at the end after he went on a 5 minute toxic rant.
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Same gimmick again, "MUST BE A RESTREAMER DOOD!"
No DSP, people shit on you in your chat out of their own volition.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil's Mensa mod, Eternal, in chat this evening:
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So Eternal calls PWDubz the scamming conspiracy theorist.
If Phil's versions of events are correct (they're not), then Phil is the conspiracy theorist. PWDubz and Anony were conspirers that executed an apparently effective conspiracy on Phil, somehow manipulating Phil's actions so that he doxed PWDubz.
But Eternal's mind is so fucked from the pignosis, all he can process is that 'conspiracy theories' = bad because that's what Phil claims we do. He can't recognize that in this case, the theorizing is coming from Phil - and the conspiracy has to be real, otherwise Phil is guilty of doxing. Some heavy doublethink happening here.

As for the scammer part... I'm not sure what PW was supposed to have scammed here... what'd he gain, exactly? I don't even think Phil made this allegation, Eternal just tacked it on. Meanwhile, Eternal sits in a Discord riddled with evidence of Phil's scams, and it isn't enough to even question the legitimacy of what's going on.

If this were anyone else, I would assume this was being said sarcastically, to mock Phil. But if we've seen anything in this last month, it's that this guy has no functioning critical thought. So this is at least sincere. Just really, really stupid. He and Madara knocked it out of the park this weekend - a showcase of an all-star mod team.
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Does anyone in the dsp sphere even know the meaning of deranged?
 
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Phil claims that PW sent him his driver's license unsolicited after people in chat questioned where he lived.
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I believe that. There's no evidence pointing to Phil asking Pwdubz for ID. People just assumed it. Reading Pwdubz accompanying message it seems more plausible to me that Pwdubz sent it unsolicited to prove something to Phil. He's simply that stupid. And Pwdubz is known to throw curve balls like that to Phil and his mods. I asked Thatanonymouse about this but he never fucking answered.
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
I believe that. There's no evidence pointing to Phil asking Pwdubz for ID. People just assumed it. Reading Pwdubz accompanying message it seems more plausible to me that Pwdubz sent it unsolicited to prove something to Phil. He's simply that stupid. And Pwdubz is known to throw curve balls like that to Phil and his mods. I asked Thatanonymouse about this but he never fucking answered.
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Phil was saying pwdubz sent it censored to prove he lived in a state (as if its any of his fucking business where he lives) now its sent censored and with no poking or prodding for it.
So which is it?
 
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Fill Bern El said:
Ugh not this shit again. It's ALWAYS some dumb fucking shit. Extra decorations for the background. Multicolored balloons? Nah nah, a party hat for jasper to wear in the room.
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It's hard to guess with him cause he doesn't have a theme or personality like other streamers/youtubers. Maybe it's gonna be jeans with "Birthday boy" written on them.
 
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SilverReaper said:
It's hard to guess with him cause he doesn't have a theme or personality like other streamers/youtubers. Maybe it's gonna be jeans with "Birthday boy" written on them.
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If I had to bet money, it's going to be something mildly expensive and we're going to get an "i got it on the el cheapo" quote again
 
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