Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[AprilRains]

Also if you kill your dog for Internet pity points and you never get in trouble for it, that's just how things are. John's conscience is clear.
Another productive post-vaccination work week coming up.

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Yeah, John, as long as it can physically be done it is ethical. If you didn't adequately secure your belongings, I can take them. If I can take them, they weren't adequately secured.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Yeah, John, as long as it can physically be done it is ethical. If you didn't adequately secure your belongings, I can take them. If I can take them, they weren't adequately secured.

It does beg the question, if it's within the valid play space - why did Bri Bri call it an exploit?

I've heard the port of Rv 60 ha a game breaking bug in, I think, the final boss...certainly Bri Bri is aware of that.
Why didn't she patch that???

I get the distinct feeling bri bri has never had to work on potentially brittle code (perhaps any non-hello-world code), especially something that can use optimization tricks like a non-typing-tutor game (remember the first time you saw an unrolled loop? bri bri doesn't) - tricks that can make fixes harder,more costly, and potentially break things even worse
or maybe they left it in with a wink ) but let you know it's out of bounds

detecting and throwing a message is a layer on top, that's reasonably isolated.

 

[break these cuffs]

It does beg the question, if it's within the valid play space - why did Bri Bri call it an exploit?

I've heard the port of Rv 60 ha a game breaking bug in, I think, the final boss...certainly Bri Bri is aware of that.
Why didn't she patch that???

I get the distinct feeling bri bri has never had to work on old, potentially brittle code (perhaps any non-hello-world code), especially something that can use optimization tricks like a non-typing-tutor game (remember the first time you saw an unrolled loop? bri bri doesn't) - tricks that can make fixes harder,more costly, and potentially break things even worse

detecting and throwing a message is a layer on top, that's reasonably isolated.

John has never worked on code, period,

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I've heard the port of Rv 60 ha a game breaking bug in, I think, the final boss...certainly Bri Bri is aware of that.
Why didn't she patch that???

Because the Mississippi Baffle couldn't be bothered to hire another coder off of Craigslist to create a patch. It's not like John cared at that point, the game was already out and nobody was buying it but people making fun of it. Maybe in John's head, if he patched it the CHUDS would win.

 

[Water-T]

I've heard the port of Rv 60 ha a game breaking bug in, I think, the final boss...certainly Bri Bri is aware of that.
Why didn't she patch that???

Because John barely did jack shit on it. His GSK team did all the work while John screamed at them and played Peggle on his phone. Then after it was done he payed them each $1 and fired them.

Then when he tried to make a "special edition", he spent several days just looking for the toggle to the lighting effects. That pretty much tells you that he is incapable of fixing the bug.

I'd be willing to bet that one of the programmers put that bug in on purpose just to fuck with Wu.

 

[Grand Fucktard]

Yeah, John, as long as it can physically be done it is ethical. If you didn't adequately secure your belongings, I can take them. If I can take them, they weren't adequately secured.

Johnnie doesn't understand that while "cheat codes" are left in the game, but they aren't fairplay
(little powerlevel slip - back in the day, we used to just leave in some test/debug scaffolding. It was already there, it was fun and it actually was cool if you wanted to field test something. like somebody had a dirty box or a weird install or something and it was acting up...the guy who coded the module would, as usual, tell you "that's impossible". It's there, but it ain't the game)

 

[Peace and Harmony]

"release the kraken"

 

[King Dead]

"release the kraken"

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Meanwhile, 100% of men can't take John seriously. 100% of women too.

On a side note, those would have to be some really heavy-duty heels to support John's fatass without breaking. I'd be surprised if he could even find four-inch heels that would fit his man feet, so this is probably yet another lie.

 

[AprilRains]

On a side note, those would have to be some really heavy-duty heels to support John's fatass without breaking. I'd be surprised if he could even find four-inch heels that would fit his man feet, so this is probably yet another lie.

Sadly, I suspect there's a market for them.

 

[The Final Troondown]

HAHAHAHA! Nice catch. I hope john reads this, corrects his problem, and is just sitting in anger knowing the hate website helped him out.

That said, if I had Franks money, I would have bought a water cooling system.

Can I just say that a porsche will never stand up to the beauty of something like a 67 chevelle. Porsches are good, I guess, but when you cruise down the road one of those old muscle cars, there's just something about it. Just the most relaxing experience a driver can have.

$10 says he puts them in at the wrong angle and he doesn't even need to turn the brights on to blind people.

They're both wrong probably.

I’ve had the joy of taking a McLaren Senna round a track and it was just unreal
Unfortunately I don’t have north of 500k to blow on a car

 

[White Devil]

I’ve had the joy of taking a McLaren Senna round a track and it was just unreal
Unfortunately I don’t have north of 500k to blow on a car

I highly doubt John tracks his chink bought cars. He doesn't know fuck all about maintaining them and they'd get blown away on the track by people who actually are enthusiasts and know how to drive fast cars.

 

[Bananadana]

I highly doubt John tracks his chink bought cars. He doesn't know fuck all about maintaining them and they'd get blown away on the track by people who actually are enthusiasts and know how to drive fast cars.

John and Porsches is like your average only-fans thot and Guccy handbags.
Both have no clue on the subject matter these items belong to (cars/fashion), but are drawn to the materialistic value of these items because thats all they can take pride in, given their complete lack of any other noteworthy life achievements outside of scamming retards out of money. Its 100% not about driving, be that on the track or to cruise and relax, and instead its 100% about what other materialistic folks on twitter think about it.
This is also why both Johns cars and the thots outfits are usually cobbled together crap without any sense to it. They just dont understand how to properly use these things. Like a raven with a silver spoon, they are only attracted to how shiny something looks.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I highly doubt John tracks his chink bought cars. He doesn't know fuck all about maintaining them and they'd get blown away on the track by people who actually are enthusiasts and know how to drive fast cars.

If John ever took his car to a track, Twitter would crash because of the number of photos he'd post. The fact that such photos were never posted tells us all we need to know.

 

[White Devil]

If John ever took his car to a track, Twitter would crash because of the number of photos he'd post. The fact that such photos were never posted tells us all we need to know.

John would post some bullshit about how everyone stopped doing quarter miles to go whistle and hit on him.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Galvanised by post-vaccine optimism, productivity continues to soar at @RebellionPAC. Exposé on President Biden's shameful treatment of minors at the southern border soon to come.

 

[repentance]

Sadly, I suspect there's a market for them.

Drag queens have been having shoes custom made for decades. If you're willing to pay, you can get heels made for your sasquatch feet.

 

[hell is other robots]

"release the kraken"

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"Getting into arguments with insecure men." These jokes just write themselves.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

What do you think, John, should governments and businesses require vaccination status to participate in routine activities?

 

[OttoWest]

John would post some bullshit about how everyone stopped doing quarter miles to go whistle and hit on him.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Galvanised by post-vaccine optimism, productivity continues to soar at @RebellionPAC. Exposé on President Biden's shameful treatment of minors at the southern border soon to come.

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That's not "amazing storytelling" that's just setup. Most of The Age of Apocalypse was one overly long "how will they deus ex machina this before everyone gets nuked?" plotline. Most of the main characters (Blink, Sabertooth, "X-Man", etc.) got their only character development later on, in other series, years after it ended.