🐱 Brie Larson Rumored To Play A Jedi More Powerful Than Vader In New Star Wars Show

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At this stage, nobody’s going to be surprised if Brie Larson shows up in a future Star Wars movie or TV series. After all, the actress has hardly been shy when it comes to admitting her lifelong love of the franchise, and she even unsuccessfully auditioned for The Force Awakens before she was an Academy Award winner and star of a billion-dollar comic book blockbuster.

The 31 year-old has already been linked with a multitude of projects including the mystery film in the works from her Marvel Studios boss Kevin Feige, while there’s also near-constant talk that she’s high on Disney’s list of candidates when it comes to casting the next major female lead for a galaxy far, far away.

So far, nothing has been confirmed just yet, but a recent rumor has claimed that the Captain Marvelstar will play a Jedi named Maeve in a Star Warsseries set in a brand new timeline that would see her character established as being more powerful than Darth Vader and Rey combined. The plot will reportedly focus on her tracking down a mysterious MacGuffin that controls the very essence of the Force, while there are naturally bad guys hot on her tail.

Of course, we should mention that the story comes from Mike Zeroh, who has a reputation for doling out very hit-or-miss information regarding Star Wars, to the extent that he was openly mocked on social media by Rian Johnson, with The Last Jedi director revealing that the crew used his name as a verb for something that was wide of the mark, specifically comparing him to trash. Ouch.

We certainly advise taking this with a grain of salt, then, but Zeroh has gotten a couple of scoops right in the past and the more we hear about Brie Larson’s affinity for Star Wars, the more it feels like she’s destined to play a role in the beloved sci-fi universe one day in the not too distant future.
 
something that is squarely at the fault of George Lucas, as well.

i mean, it's been a long fucking time since I saw star wars but i don't fucking remember darth vader being literal space jesus until episode 1 came out. he was just some dude that was seduced into being bad and helped kill all his brothers.
There's a reason The Empire Strikes Back was the best movie in the original trilogy and a lot of it has to do with the fact that Lucas was kept as far away from the levers as humanly possible.
 
Lucasfilm is intent on forcing that square peg into the round hole hoping that if they force it enough that the corners will round out
 
Fuck it, why not. Star Wars is dead and Kathleen Kennedy put it in the grave, why not cast a cardboard cutout of a dumpy white woman as the mostpowerfulest jedi ever?

Who needs interesting characters and stories when you can dip you hand into the "piss off fans for unlimited press coverage" well over and over again.
 
Fuck it, why not. Star Wars is dead and Kathleen Kennedy put it in the grave, why not cast a cardboard cutout of a dumpy white woman as the mostpowerfulest jedi ever?

Who needs interesting characters and stories when you can dip you hand into the "piss off fans for unlimited press coverage" well over and over again.
The winning play is to never become a fan of anything.

(I have yet to win that game.)
 
I have an idea:
  • Make her more powerful than Vader
  • Give her the weakness of being disloyal to a point where she betrays all sides
  • Jedi and Sith unite to kill Brie
  • Ending one: Brie gets killed after being blindsided and Jedi and Sith unite in peace forever knowing they killed off the worst character
  • Ending two: Brie kills everyone in a fit of rage and accidentally destroys the universe in doing so (thus ending Star Wars reboots forever because the universe is gone and it’s canon)
Choose whichever ending gives the most lulz
 
I have an idea:
  • Make her more powerful than Vader
  • Give her the weakness of being disloyal to a point where she betrays all sides
  • Jedi and Sith unite to kill Brie
  • Ending one: Brie gets killed after being blindsided and Jedi and Sith unite in peace forever knowing they killed off the worst character
  • Ending two: Brie kills everyone in a fit of rage and accidentally destroys the universe in doing so (thus ending Star Wars reboots forever because the universe is gone and it’s canon)
Choose whichever ending gives the most lulz
does ending two open the door for the reintroduction of the EU

if so I choose that
 
The winning play is to never become a fan of anything.

(I have yet to win that game.)

The winning play is to not become obsessive over a piece of fiction/media in general.

I find it absolutely baffling when I tell someone to just "ignore Disney star wars if you hate it so much" and they reply "but it's part of canon" as if that means anything.

All this shit is fake. You can take it and leave it as you wish.
 
Why people are so obssesed with who is the most powerful like if it had any bearing in real life? It is as autistic as people getting angry about whatever Goku could beat Superman. Its funny how CWC autismn of being unable to separate the real world from fiction has become mainstream.
 
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All this shit is fake. You can take it and leave it as you wish.

Basically, yeah. I mean, I appreciate some fiction and I like to sperge about it ... but there is a point where I'm reading some tard going on about how the Imperial Shitswirrler super-mega Star Destroyer had 3000 TIE fighters and not 2500 and I just want to go CHRIST aren't you ashamed of yourself for acting like this shit is a) real and b) matters? I mean, even the most boring Civil War re-enactors are learning about something that is real and does matter.
 
Basically, yeah. I mean, I appreciate some fiction and I like to sperge about it ... but there is a point where I'm reading some tard going on about how the Imperial Shitswirrler super-mega Star Destroyer had 3000 TIE fighters and not 2500 and I just want to go CHRIST aren't you ashamed of yourself for acting like this shit is a) real and b) matters? I mean, even the most boring Civil War re-enactors are learning about something that is real and does matter.
It's bonkers. How does having 500 more TIEs in its complement change the story meaningfully? Why do autists never seem to get autistic about stories, narratives? Why are people catering to the autism of numbers on a powerlevel chart so much? I seriously don't get it. The art of a story replaced with cold, sterile numbers.
 
Basically, yeah. I mean, I appreciate some fiction and I like to sperge about it ... but there is a point where I'm reading some tard going on about how the Imperial Shitswirrler super-mega Star Destroyer had 3000 TIE fighters and not 2500 and I just want to go CHRIST aren't you ashamed of yourself for acting like this shit is a) real and b) matters? I mean, even the most boring Civil War re-enactors are learning about something that is real and does matter.
But could it beat the USS Enterprise?

You know, this movie could be good if Pauly Shore and Adam Sandler are her apprentices.
 
But could it beat the USS Enterprise?
Which Enterprise? Star Wars technomagic bullshit is like on a whole different level from Star Trek technomagic bullshit, and Star Trek was already pretty stupid in a lot of ways.
You know, this movie could be good if Pauly Shore and Adam Sandler are her apprentices.
This would be fucking hilarious and it might make it wrap around full-circle and be so shit that it's amazing.
 
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I support this, if only to see Kathleen's reaction to anyone being allowed to be better than Rey.
 
It's bonkers. How does having 500 more TIEs in its complement change the story meaningfully? Why do autists never seem to get autistic about stories, narratives?
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Because that requires more than just looking to see if 5 is more than 4 and less than 6.

Why are people catering to the autism of numbers on a powerlevel chart so much? I seriously don't get it. The art of a story replaced with cold, sterile numbers.
Because autists can't understand shit like characterization, plot, shit like that.

You want to see what happened to a lot of stories? Go look at the 'writer's forum' on TVTropes and how they try to break down a story into various tropes and then try to write by attaching the tropes together in the correct order as if that will provide a great story.

It's autism.

Autism all the way down.
 
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