Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hundreds Of Sparrows]

I love Twitter.

i think the simple "How come?" cuts especially deep here

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Junior is all in on this and I have no idea why.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I think a lot of it is they are lame as hell and don't actually get why a given media is good. They just think everything is about the message and don't bother to emulate the things people like. So for junior Lil Nas X is just making a demon song and should just do something about Jesus. Not realizing why this imagery is being used or understanding the message because he will never experience anything outside his murder church and exurban lifestyle.

Lil Nas X is a damn dirty homo & thus destined to hellfire. He also is Pro-Abortion.

I get all my knowledge on satanic media from Facebook & VigiliantCitizen.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Junior is all in on this and I have no idea why.

Jr. seems like bit of a sneakerhead considering his midsouth wigger aesthetic, odd that he sees people essentially making custom shoes and reselling them as dishonest.





Also "Nike is innocent"

 

[Aaway]

Junior is all in on this and I have no idea why.

i think nike has far bigger things to worry about than a rapper writing "666" on their shoes

jr is just trying to bring attention to his own "rap" with his constant lil nas posts

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

The more things like this happen, the more I think the shit about Jack being a homo isn't just a meme people say to piss him off.

When you get really down into micro-analyzing his behavioral affect around women vs. around men, it becomes pretty goddamn obvious he is a full-on, cock-slobbering sodomite. He is always very catty and standoffish around women that he feels threatened by. If they are friends of Tammy, he goes out of his way to inject himself into the dynamic, like a gluttonous pet shoving the other pets away from a food bowl. With men, he is nothing if not cooing and flirty. Thank god the fucker doesn't play poker because he would lose every damn hand.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

When you get really down into micro-analyzing his behavioral affect around women vs. around men, it becomes pretty goddamn obvious he is a full-on, cock-slobbering sodomite. He is always very catty and standoffish around women that he feels threatened by. If they are friends of Tammy, he goes out of his way to inject himself into the dynamic, like a gluttonous pet shoving the other pets away from a food bowl. With men, he is nothing if not cooing and flirty. Thank god the fucker doesn't play poker because he would lose every damn hand.

Maybe that's why Big T saved him? He was gay, she had him transfer his love for cock to food and he was then "cured" of his gayness.

That's why he always sticks his tongue out when eating. He's imagining it's a dick.

 

[captkrisma]

Junior is all in on this and I have no idea why.
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Jr should have already figured this out since they were Air Max 97s. One can literally can buy these in bulk from Footlocker and then customize them however they want. I think Jr just wants free or cheap customs.

 

[desudesu]

Junior is all in on this and I have no idea why.
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Lmao, Jr still mad at Nas and now defending faceless corporations. It seems like both Jr and Fatty can't let things slide easily as this reminds me of the latter's constant gripe about the fucking cookie store and masks.

It's hilarious to see Jr getting hyped about wearing a pair of shoes that has a fast food chain name slapped on it along with a "John 3:16". It's kitsch as hell.

Jr is essentially a literal boomer trapped within a millennial's body.

 

[captkrisma]

It's hilarious to see Jr getting hyped about wearing a pair of shoes that has a fast food chain name slapped on it along with a "John 3:16". It's kitsch as hell.

The chic-fil-a's are a troll by Lil Nas X.

If Jr REALLY wants a jesus shoe, MSCHF (the custom designer that made the Satan shoes) made some back in 2019 with big ol crucifixes and Bible verses written on them.

They cost about twice as much as the satan shoes.

 

[stets]

Lmao, Jr still mad at Nas and now defending faceless corporations. It seems like both Jr and Fatty can't let things slide easily as this reminds me of the latter's constant gripe about the fucking cookie store and masks.

The Scalfani clan is full of the type of uneducated morons that the purveyors of outrage porn preach to.

Tennis shoes you’ll never buy marketed with a mildly clever gimmick? OUTRAGE! The copyright holder of Dr. Suess putting some obscure books back in the vault, possibly as a campaign to generate sales? OUTRAGE! A company streamlining the name of a child’s toy of anthropomorphic potato? OUTRAGE!

The two Jacks are constantly triggered and angry over nothing. They’re perpetually blistering mad over stuff that has no impact on their lives in any conceivable way. It’s bizarre.

 

[AnOminous]

i think nike has far bigger things to worry about than a rapper writing "666" on their shoes

Nike is pretty aggressive about enforcing their trademarks.

Thank god the fucker doesn't play poker because he would lose every damn hand.

I'd rather he did. He'd single handedly prop up the poker economy.

 

[Acceptable]

immediately made me think of jack Jr
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Seeing jack Jr become more and more of an embarrassment every day makes me hopeful that one day he’s going to be worthy of his own thread. Someone said something similar a few pages back and was met with “he’s not that interesting” but I completely disagree. Jack Scalfani raised this boy and I’ll be damned if he doesn’t turn out the exact same as him

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

immediately made me think of jack Jr
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeyDBUum/
Seeing jack Jr become more and more of an embarrassment every day makes me hopeful that one day he’s going to be worthy of his own thread. Someone said something similar a few pages back and was met with “he’s not that interesting” but I completely disagree. Jack Scalfani raised this boy and I’ll be damned if he doesn’t turn out the exact same as him

We'll need to make a damned Wiki if the rest of the Scalfanis start showing their lolcow tendencies in public more often.

 

[PeckingOrder]

We'll need to make a damned Wiki if the rest of the Scalfanis start showing their lolcow tendencies in public more often.

It’ll keep us entertained after stroke number 3 claims Jack’s life or the use of the rest of his body.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

It’ll keep us entertained after stroke number 3 claims Jack’s life or the use of the rest of his body.

I'm going to be optimistic and make the claim that Jack has maybe two or three more strokes left in him before he dies. Jack just gives me the impression of being one of those guys who should, by all means, die from something health-related by the age of 50 but somehow keeps surviving against all odds.

Though he will gradually decay even more. I can see him having the physical capabilities of Stephen Hawking in ten years and still doing his show, needing Tammy to hit the microwave's buttons and everything else.

 

[Samanthamatic]

I'm going to be optimistic and make the claim that Jack has maybe two or three more strokes left in him before he dies. Jack just gives me the impression of being one of those guys who should, by all means, die from something health-related by the age of 50 but somehow keeps surviving against all odds.

Though he will gradually decay even more. I can see him having the physical capabilities of Stephen Hawking in ten years and still doing his show, needing Tammy to hit the microwave's buttons and everything else.

Honestly sounds just like the cooking with jack we have today but somehow harder to sit through.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm going to be optimistic and make the claim that Jack has maybe two or three more strokes left in him before he dies. Jack just gives me the impression of being one of those guys who should, by all means, die from something health-related by the age of 50 but somehow keeps surviving against all odds.

With Jack's blend of laziness and hubris, I'm betting that once he loses his ability to walk, we're in for the Pressure Ulcer Saga.

It all depends what happens with his next strokes. If his ability to swallow is affected, will he start making purée foods and recipes for delicious thickened drinks, or will we get a bout of aspiration pneumonia, ending in the first cow who doesn't want a feeding tube?

 

[Neko GF]

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[Spasticus Autisticus]

Junior is all in on this and I have no idea why.
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"Nike is innocent! Spread the word!" I wonder what Jack and Jack Jr. thought about Nike after the Kaepernick deal. These posts perfectly embody the reason why conservatives lost the culture war.