Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Next Task]

The one reason I might believe this is his odd period of quiet the other week... But he still never shuts up about anything that might stoke people's sympathies.

Lou is hiding that he had his foot amputated just to fuck with our poll.

I mean, I sincerely doubt it. But that would be the most hilarious option, that the only reason he's not talking about something that serious is in some misguided way to spite the Farms. And he did stop using his foot hole as a grift when the very few people, nearly all who are in this thread, who pay any attention to Lou, kept pointing out what it was and how much it meant he should go to the doctor. And of course if he mentioned it at the time, some more fictional flowers might have terrified him, so he had to keep quiet.

 

[ArtisanonionIForgotMyPass]

See yinz guyz? Lou doesn't hate christians! he's a witch!

T / A

 

[Iron Hamster]

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He's setting up his "I didn't get it" scam.

 

[Sintharia]

He's setting up his "I didn't get it" scam.

No proof of purchase means his scam is dead in the water. I can’t wait for his “friend” to send him screenshots of the purchase so that he can go full Karen on the Amazon employees, instead of the ”friend” who made the purchase.

Does he really not understand how fucking transparent this is?

 

[Iron Hamster]

No proof of purchase means his scam is dead in the water.

Only if there is actually no proof of purchase. If he wasn't the habitual liar I'd agree.
The sticky wicket in the whole thing, of course, is the person that allegedly ordered the item is who should be lodging the complaint..................or are they?

 

[TheRetardKing]

Louis when he sees a couch:

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Eight hundred pages, and I think it's safe to say we have our old Lou back. For a while there after he was banned it seemed like he might be on the verge of learning and changing, which confused and frightened me.

Usernames:



Tablets:

Tablet Number	Model	Ownership History
1​	Unknown iPad	Gave to nephew 2019/12/25
2​	Unknown iPad	Gave to brother as of 2020/02/28
3​	iPad Mini 5	Was considering selling 3/14, probably sold circa 3/27
4​	iPad Air 3*	Lent to stepdad 3/11, probably gave to stepdad 4/23, definitely no longer owned as of September
5​	iPad 9.7 inch	Selling as of 8/14
6​	iPad Pro 11	Wanted 3/11, selling as of 8/28
7​	iPad Mini 5 (2nd)	Bought 8/29, selling as of 9/15
8​	iPad 10.2 inch (2nd)	Bought 9/22, sold 12/3
9​	Galaxy Tab S6 Lite	"Gifted" 12/5
10​	iPad 8th gen 32G*	Bought 12/22; gave to his mother 2021/01/18 or earlier
11​	iPad Air 4	Bought 2021/01/08, selling 2/8
12​	Kindle Fire 7	Bought circa 1/17
13​	"cheap" 7-inch Android	"Gifted" 2/3
14​	iPad Mini 5* (3rd)	Bought 2/14
15​	iPad Air 4 (2nd)	Bought circa 3/25

Computers:

Computer Number	Model	Ownership History
1​	Asus Vivobook gaming laptop	Owned as of 2020/03/12
2​	Dell Latitude D630* with Ubuntu 18.04	Bought c. 5/19
3​	Lenovo Chromebook n21	Selling 7/12
4​	Samsung Chromebook 4+	Acquired 7/17, selling 8/15
5​	Lenovo Chromebook s340-14	Selling 8/15 ("like new. I've had it, but I haven't used it.")
6​	Microsoft Surface Pro 2	Owned as of 8/16
7​	Acer Aspire All-in-One desktop (Xubuntu)	Bought 8/19, selling 10/18
8​	MacBook Air	Bought 10/16
9​	Acer Chromebook Spin 311	Bought 2021/01/01; "gave to nephew" before 1/9, but also put it up for sale on 1/9; put up for sale again 2/9
10​	Samsung Chromebook Pro	Bought 2/8
11​	Gaming laptop ("5+ years old")	Bought 2/8
12​	HP 15*	Bought circa 3/25

 

[Spoonomancer]

what would happen if a more famous lolcow that acts similar to Lou do if they ever meet lou I wonder.

 

[absolutely not]

what would happen if a more famous lolcow that acts similar to Lou do if they ever meet lou I wonder.

I would like to see a full twitter convo between Lou and Kevin. I think it would be delightfully horrifying and possibly hilarious in a political sense.

 

[MangoSaliva]

Gung-ho to spend the last remaining scrap of his stimulus on a picture book written for little girls.
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“it’s not money I asked anyone for.” - how stupid does this guy think everyone is? What about the last few weeks of continuous moaning and bitching about where your stimmy was on Twitter? You’re not kidding anyone about having the self control to not spend your last ration within 24 hours and back in begging within 48.

https://archive.ph/LQdya

"it's not money i asked anyone for..."
weren't they bitching about how awful the government was for not giving him a stimmy?

 

[Iron Hamster]

what would happen if a more famous lolcow that acts similar to Lou do if they ever meet lou I wonder.

It would be like Timecop. The same matter can't occupy the same space.

Funny aside, if he was still alive, Silver would have really melted down over Trump.

 

[kevin]

y'know maybe laying in bed feeling sorry for yourself instead of trying to work to fix these situations you keep putting yourself in is your problem
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T / A

"had a bunch of money, now down to almost nothing" is a totally reasonable lament.....from someone working a job who has to spend their entire paycheck on rent and bills.
the fact that Louis just squandered his on furry porn and electronics that he's going to get bored of in a weeks' time is simply unbelievable. or would be, if we didn't all know Lou's spending habits already.

 

[Chewing Character]

800 pages later, Lou is still fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[UntitledKiwi]

Happy 800 pages friends! The grift keeps giving and the Lou keeps losing: money, followers, goodwill, and limbs!

I’m sure the surgery will be revealed in a future tweet.

 

[ArtisanonionIForgotMyPass]

>Considers self Pagan
>Doesn't believe in the existence of A (or many) God(s)

T / A

oh and happy 800 pages! Hard to believe it's been 13 months since this thread started.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm putting my money on a pilonidal cyst long, long before anything "gender-affirming."

Considering we didn't get sympathy-whoring photos of a hospital room again, I suspect he means "surgery" in the sense of an office visit and a physician some poor PA prodding the footgina to see how it's healing, maybe taking out stitches from the delayed closure. Or "went in to the podiatrist and had my toenails trimmed."

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

Happy 800, farmers!

Pages 1-100 - 116 days
Pages 101-200 - 44 days
Pages 201-300 - 42 days
Pages 301-400 - 38 days
Pages 401-500 - 53 days
Pages 501-600 - 49 days
Pages 601-700 - 24 days
Pages 701-800 - 47 days

After the speedrun record set in the previous 100 pages, I think we all knew Louie wasn't going to be able to sustain that momentum. And sure as shit, he spent nearly double the time getting through these last 100 pages. The Twitter ban certainly took some of the gas out of the tank, but we all knew he couldn't stay away. Though how long until he gets the next ban is what I'm wondering. He's definitely cut back on his spastic attacks against people on Twitter, compared to what he used to do. I think he's actually making an effort to behave better. Not because he should strive to be a better person but because he's legit terrified of losing his ability to grift if Twitter slaps his ass down again.

I predict we'll see another mid 40s run for these next 100 pages. I can't see another speedrun taking place again.

 

[Parasaurolophus]

>Considers self Pagan
>Doesn't believe in the existence of A (or many) God(s)
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T / A

oh and happy 800 pages! Hard to believe it's been 13 months since this thread started.

Maybe today's just not a very pagan day. Maybe more tomorrow, or easter when he needs a reason to lash out against christian folk again. "The holiday actually came to be through Christians appropriating Germanic culture, so, as a pagan with German roots...." *posts a screenshot from Wikipedia, heavily decorated with all kinds of scribbles*

Jk. I've never seen him defend his pagan beliefs outside of butting in on conversations to support his pagan/wiccan internet acquaintances. Or when he larps as Wonder Woman, then he talks about the old Greek pantheon. Makes you wonder why it'd be important to him at all. Anyway! Happy 800 pages, guys! Here's to another hundred pages in which he still won't lose weight (aside from possible amputations) and people continue to not have sex with him uwu

 

[NyQuilninja]

Congratulations lou you finally accomplish something in your life. Being one of the fastest rising lolcows on this New Zealand Agricultural forum.

 

[Spoonomancer]

The fact that Lou has not changed at all, even for the worse, is the strangest thing about us reaching 800 pages of his history