You'd be surprised how many retarded kitchenhands your average restaurant sees. Derish would probably fit right in!How'd you like to order take out from golden chow buffet one day, only to find Derish was anywhere near the kitchen, much less the food?
Originally, I was contemplating on having a poll asking if Derich's friend Jackie should also included with Derich as it would make sense. But seeing this reaction has confirmed it. The fact that Derich knows that a twitter account is watching his posts and he still is posting, man does this retard not understand/care why people are doing so.
BING BING BING. There's that lolcow zero self-awareness 100% confirmed.
this is like a star trek episode where the primitive aliens discover the federation listening post that was observing them and their developing minds try to understand what is happening.
He's absolutely losing it over the fact that there's an account watching him, he thinks he's impersonating him and he's trying to get pornstars he tweets at to block the "impersonator" account. Jackie overtook Derrish in cowishness in just one day.
"They are trying to steal from us" ???
So our little Derish is into pegging I see. Either that or hes been having some real painful cooming sessions.
Stealing interactions and attention. This is your brain on shoutouts, he can't view it from any other angle than this person must want pornstars to @ him too. What if one of those lovely ladies saw his serial killer letters and thought they were from the other account? She would @ him instead, he would have his rightful interaction stolen from him.
The Basketball American version of "me love you long time"
He really does write like a bot
