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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Dave just refused to read the word "panties". He said underwear instead.
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Phil truly is his worst detractor. Now with this, he's going to see troll tippers with "panties" in their names and panties will be spammed in his chat (as well as possibly ending up on his list of banned words)
 
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Poo Twister said:
What's the origin of the jeans thing? I'm confused whether it came from us or sarcastic fans. I've tried looking into it, it seems a bit too tame and obvious to come from us.
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As far as I'm aware, it was pushed by a single Redditor (u/Sniffer_of_Panties) starting with something like "THIS MAN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW HE OWNS JEANS". He spams shitty daily memes in r/DSPdiscussion and spent the last month focusing on jeans memes. From interactions on the first post (linked) it sounds like this was where it started, and Sniffer also says they started asking DSP about it on stream.
 
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This is tangentially linked to DSP.

Anybody, when you were younger, ever wanted to stream and play vidjya for a living? It was such a novel and exciting concept when it first became a thing. It started to really become viable when I was in my late teens so of course, being young and naïve, I thought how great it must be to play video games and get paid for it. But as I got older I started to think about how fucking miserable it must be if you're someone who just likes to play for the enjoyment and treats it like a hobby.

That's probably why Dave is such a fucking eternal sourpuss and thinks it's hard work. It's also probably why he has to go to mega autistic lengths to celebrate his birthday in the manner he does, because it's a good enough reason to break from his incessantly mundane existence playing video games. He fucking hates playing so much now that it is a monumental task to sit on his ass all day doing just that.
 
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OJ Simpson said:
This is tangentially linked to DSP.

Anybody, when you were younger, ever wanted to stream and play vidjya for a living? It was such a novel and exciting concept when it first became a thing. It started to really become viable when I was in my late teens so of course, being young and naïve, I thought how great it must be to play video games and get paid for it. But as I got older I started to think about how fucking miserable it must be if you're someone who just likes to play for the enjoyment and treats it like a hobby.

That's probably why Dave is such a fucking eternal sourpuss and thinks it's hard work. It's also probably why he has to go to mega autistic lengths to celebrate his birthday in the manner he does, because it's a good enough reason to break from his incessantly mundane existence playing video games. He fucking hates playing so much now that it is a monumental task to sit on his ass all day doing just that.
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As a kid, I would have killed to be scooped up to play video games for a living. I thought working for Nintendo and shit would have been the best thing ever. But I had the same sort of realization as you. While I wouldn't mind getting a little extra scratch for fucking up at Dark Souls and chatting to folks... I wouldn't want to make that my entire means of income.

Phil, however...
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YokuNama said:
Four. You guys, I, and anyone with a brain before anonymouse dropped the discord chat knows Phil thrives on people apologizing to him for ego purposes. I remember when... I forgot his name but he was guiding Phil to setup a capture card and Phil demanded an apology from the guy because the guy said it was easy. Phil couldn't figure it out and DEMANDED an apology. It was the same guy that built his computer.
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Please tell me this isn't real. Because if it is Phil is more of a sociopath then i thought he was.
 
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Lolidaki said:
He's still considering Strive despite apparently hating Guilty Gear and having negative experiences with every Arc System Works fighting game? This faggot over here called Blazblue "super twink fighter" and considers Street Fighter "more realistic".
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Translation: Phil really is that idiot with a square peg puzzle, trying to shoehorn his strategies from Street Fighter into a series that has a totally different play style.

This is where you go back and watch his playthroughs of Mortal Kombat, Injustice et al.
 
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Gezkill said:
Please tell me this isn't real. Because if it is Phil is more of a sociopath then i thought he was.
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It’s the same brand of autism that causes Phil to lash out at people when he takes longer to beat a game than others project, like when he got mad that he had to go overtime to beat Origami King, or when he tried to call out people for stating “Pokemon Sword has no content”.
If it doesn’t have content why did it take hundreds of hours for Phil to complete? Fucking morons.
 
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TankMelee said:
As far as I'm aware, it was pushed by a single Redditor (u/Sniffer_of_Panties) starting with something like "THIS MAN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW HE OWNS JEANS". He spams shitty daily memes in r/DSPdiscussion and spent the last month focusing on jeans memes. From interactions on the first post (linked) it sounds like this was where it started, and Sniffer also says they started asking DSP about it on stream.
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Thanks for the response, I'm glad I stay away from that sub reddit. A lot of the people on there just try to meme off of Phil. It's borderline gay ops tbh.
 
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Gezkill said:
Please tell me this isn't real. Because if it is Phil is more of a sociopath then i thought he was.
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It's real and it's spectacular. But you don't need to go back years to experience Phil's apology fetish.

I'd say no more than 2 months ago, when - God what was his name? I don't know if it's a good thing that I can't remember or if the vortex is melting my brain - the perverted, serial-stream-derailing cheerer (the guy who was perma-banned after cheering a message that called Phil's fanbase autistic, that Phil absolutely did not need to read but decided to read to make himself look like a hero) said something dumb and Phil stopped the pre-schtream until he apologized for whatever dumb thing they said that day. And, of course, they had to apologize by cheering for it to count.

That wasn't even the only example. It's happened multiple times in the last few months. It's obvious that being the headmaster/dominate to the class of the actual mentally-ill, moronic, idiotic, shithead retarrs is the reason he has for getting out of bed each morning.

He doesn't have much - so let him have it. Each graduating class is less and less "generous" and every new class that's been enrolling has been fewer in numbers with students with not as "open wallets".

It wouldn't be like this if the piggy was just like 20% less greedy. If he was 50% less greedy and the vest streak didn't destroy him, I think he'd be doing incredible. Streaming income has been exploding the last five years and he was close enough to the top 5-10% (think of all the streamers with 5 viewers) that if he didn't scam people with the cat/wedding/taxes/WWE CHAMPIONS etc he'd actually be making way more without any of the gimmicks or pathetic, cringeworthy, shameless, absolutely debasing begging.

But that's why he's DarkSydePhil - the lawlcow.
 
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Poo Twister said:
Thanks for the response, I'm glad I stay away from that sub reddit. A lot of the people on there just try to meme off of Phil. It's borderline gay ops tbh.
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Redditor detractors are as low quality as youtube comments detractors,I just checked the subreddit out of curiosity and the posts are so terrible and a lot of them are taken of kiwifarms . If the farms stopped existing I don't know if I would follow Phil anymore since there would be no one to talk other than them. Also apparently on reddit you can buy a 200$ dollar rating for a post you like(and it does nothing).
 
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Tatu Carreta2 said:
Redditor detractors are as low quality as youtube comments detractors,I just checked the subreddit out of curiosity and the posts are so terrible and a lot of them are taken of kiwifarms . If the farms stopped existing I don't know if I would follow Phil anymore since there would be no one to talk other than them. Also apparently on reddit you can buy a 200$ dollar rating for a post you like(and it does nothing).
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was 200 a typo?
 
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Tatu Carreta2 said:
Redditor detractors are as low quality as youtube comments detractors,I just checked the subreddit out of curiosity and the posts are so terrible and a lot of them are taken of kiwifarms . If the farms stopped existing I don't know if I would follow Phil anymore since there would be no one to talk other than them. Also apparently on reddit you can buy a 200$ dollar rating for a post you like(and it does nothi
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The face swaps they do are lame. Why the fuck would you put Phil’s face on John cena??? He ALREADY has such a similar body. Fuck, at least put it on a proper fat man like Fat Bastard or Chris Christie.
 
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