Trainwreck Pamela Swain / DocHoliday1977 / MsPhoenix1969 / Observer1977 / danishlace2003 / Writer_thriller - Victim of grand #MeToo conspiracy, litigious wannabe starfucker, off her meds and online

[DocHoliday1977]

Tarot Parlour operates on weekends in this thread. Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers, for free!
Number of readings is limited, because I don't have whole day to sperg on those fucking cards


I think I need to change my avatar for something more challenging. Have an idea.

Swords are generally ass. That means, if we hope for bad readings we want to see them a lot.

OK, to sharpen your appetite here is something I made for Wogglebug thread.
Context: Cynthia is a militant atheist who obsesses over minor Oz characters, Wogglebug and Frogman. She actually made an animated movie about Wogglebug. She of course ascribes militant atheism to both those characters so in our alternative narrative Frogman is a religious fundamentalist and Wogglebug - a pervert and possibly serial killer.

If you do that three card reading I can help with interpretation

Sweetheart, don't start a spiritual war with me and come at me with cards.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

You'd kill an innocent goat to a useless half breed spirit thrown in the trash for over 5,000 years? Travesty. That little goat is beautiful.

I don't think he means it. I'd say the goat is safe, and cute indeed

Sweetheart, don't start a spiritual war with me and come at me with cards.

Why would you assume I want any kind of war with you? I like you, I wouldn't willingly hurt you in any way. I offered we can fool around and do some creative writing with those cards like we did yesterday and a few days ago.

 

[Cup Noodle]

I don't think he means it. I'd say the goat is safe, and cute indeed

Yeah. He's safe. Once I finally get up a good enough fence to keep goats in and get him a girlfriend, his children won't be safe. Pam would die if she saw rabbit butchering day around here. I don't think she could handle 20 or 30 cute little fluff balls getting bled out. Don't worry. I do it humanely. I'm not actually a monster. I only pretend to be one on the internet.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Yeah. He's safe. Once I finally get up a good enough fence to keep goats in and get him a girlfriend, his children won't be safe. Pam would die if she saw rabbit butchering day around here. I don't think she could handle 20 or 30 cute little fluff balls getting bled out. Don't worry. I do it humanely. I'm not actually a monster. I only pretend to be one on the internet.

Killing animals? That's a the first red flag to psychopathy.

Why would you assume I want any kind of war with you? I

So you see posts of good will towards me on here?

 

[Deadpool]

Killing animals? That's a the first red flag to psychopathy.

Not if you're a farmer who actually plans on selling or eating the meat, dipshit.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Killing animals? That's a the first red flag to psychopathy.

Are you a vegan? Otherwise shut the fuck up. Someone had to kill that hamburger. I care for all of my animals and they only have one bad day in their lives. You can't say that for commercially raised animals.

 

[Deadpool]

Are you a vegan? Otherwise shut the fuck up. Someone had to kill that hamburger. I care for all of my animals and they only have one bad day in their lives. You can't say that for commercially raised animals.

Plus rabbit is fucking delicious.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

So you see posts of good will towards me on here?

From me? I only talk to you in a polite manner, no matter if you respond with similar kindness or attack me in return.

@Bender How do you like my new avatar and title?

 

[Cup Noodle]

Plus rabbit is fucking delicious.

Damn right it is. You also start to view food in a whole different light after you have seen it born and grow and then kill and cook it. There is a whole lot more respect.

@Illuminati Order Official you pickled dick motherfucker

 

[Deadpool]

Damn right it is. You also start to view food in a whole different light after you have seen it born and grow and then kill and cook it. There is a whole lot more respect.

@Illuminati Order Official you pickled dick motherfucker

I actually grew up on a small farm. I've seen cows and hogs butchered and helped slaughter and butcher chickens. I have a lot of respect for farmers who do it regularly.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

@Illuminati Order Official you pickled dick motherfucker

I assume you like it then?

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Not if you're a farmer who actually plans on selling or eating the meat, dipshit.

Look here fucktit, no one knows if you're really going to do that, buttlover..

I actually grew up on a small farm. I've seen cows and hogs butchered and helped slaughter and butcher chickens. I have a lot of respect for farmers who do it regularly.

That explains a lot about you. Are you from Jesus Georgia?

 

[Cup Noodle]

After @Illuminati Order Official 's revelation I regret to have to relinquish my title of "Biggest Dicked Kiwi Farmer." I stand no chance against his 12 inches of pure manhood.

 

[Cup Noodle]

That explains a lot about you. Are you from Jesus Georgia?

Jesus was from Nazareth, not Georgia. The only good things that come from Georgia are peaches and mentally ill lolcows to poke fun at.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

After @Illuminati Order Official 's revelation I regret to have to relinquish my title of "Biggest Dicked Kiwi Farmer." I stand no chance against his 12 inches of pure manhood.

Uh huh.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Oh, hey, schizo didn't kill herself. I am glad you're still alive.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

That explains a lot about you. Are you from Jesus Georgia?

My pal used to work on an industrial chicken farm. It almost got him into alcoholism and (I told you what kind of movies I like) at one point I asked him to never talk about it because it was so disgusting. Farm animals have it better, believe me. And killing is justified in self defense or to feed yourself, that's how the world is.

You didn't like the song?

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Are you a vegan? Otherwise shut the fuck up. Someone had to kill that hamburger. I care for all of my animals and they only have one bad day in their lives. You can't say that for commercially raised animals.

You don't tell me what to do shit faggots. And don't disrespect me again if you know what's good for you.

My pal used to work on an industrial chicken farm. It almost got him into alcoholism and (I told you what kind of movies I like) at one point I asked him to never talk about it because it was so disgusting. Farm animals have it better, believe me. And killing is justified in self defense or to feed yourself, that's how the world is.

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You didn't like the song?

Take you and you Alicia Vikander loving ass off here and the fuck away from me. I've seen you dick too. In a video on 4chan.

 

[Deadpool]

don't disrespect me again if you know what's good for you.

You're a fat, ugly retard. You also worship Satan.

 

[Cup Noodle]

My pal used to work on an industrial chicken farm. It almost got him into alcoholism and (I told you what kind of movies I like) at one point I asked him to never talk about it because it was so disgusting. Farm animals have it better, believe me. And killing is justified in self defense or to feed yourself, that's how the world is.

I live in a area where the population of chickens outnumbers the population of people somewhere around a hundred to one. Big feels.

Edit: I fucking love it.

You don't tell me what to do shit faggots. And don't disrespect me again if you know what's good for you.

What the fuck are you gong to do Pam. Come meet me behind the Arby's in Birmingham Alabama. Feel free to bring your guns. I'll bring mine too. We'll have a dual and finish this once and for all.