Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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Imagine thinking that getting a massive tattoo of a children's anime (even if it's a good/mainstream one) is a good idea.
Imagine what that shit looks like now :story: you just know Lorena never commits to shit or half asses it even worse than Moomoo does.

Now we wait for her to post a picture or seizure inducing cringe instagram reel shilling her OF and "stealthily" displaying one of her trashy tats.
 
The tattoo on her back looks blown out, especially the roses.

Imagine thinking that getting a massive tattoo of a children's anime (even if it's a good/mainstream one) is a good idea.

People get straight up sleeves and back pieces of anime characters, a lot of them being whatever the anime flavor of the year is. I would say, in Lori's defense, at least her tattoo isn't obviously directly from Sailor Moon. It's still shitty, but at least it isn't a scratcher of Sailor Moon's face.
 
I want to know how Lori gets men. She seems to not know how to move her body in a sensual way. Instead she is twitching and poking at her boobs like she wants to stab through it as well as seizing and twitching. It’s not anything near sexy and if anything it most likely turns people away from subscribing. If I see her do that I would scream call 911!
 
I want to know how Lori gets men. She seems to not know how to move her body in a sensual way. Instead she is twitching and poking at her boobs like she wants to stab through it as well as seizing and twitching. It’s not anything near sexy and if anything it most likely turns people away from subscribing. If I see her do that I would scream call 911!
Honestly, do you think the standards of neckbeards who attend anime conventions are that high?
 
I want to know how Lori gets men. She seems to not know how to move her body in a sensual way. Instead she is twitching and poking at her boobs like she wants to stab through it as well as seizing and twitching. It’s not anything near sexy and if anything it most likely turns people away from subscribing. If I see her do that I would scream call 911!
Big fish in a small pond. The cosplay community was a lot different 20 years ago when Lori got her start. She was an average weight with a decent complexion, and had money to spend on expensive extensions and costumes/props made by someone else. The natural hair thing used to be a big deal when there wasn't good availability of cosplay wigs like there is now. So many of the other cosplayers were just nerds in high school who had their mom or aunt help them make a budget costume over a weekend to wear when they hung out with their friends. Cosplay used to be a lot more home grown and less professionalized, and someone who had some money to spend could stand out just by virtue of having their parents or boyfriend finance their hobby.

Compared to the other cosplayers, Lori stood out. Then she used her position for evil by using and abusing people. It's actually really sad if you look back. She could have been a big positive influence in the cosplay scene if she wasn't such a dour bitch.
 
I want to know how Lori gets men. She seems to not know how to move her body in a sensual way. Instead she is twitching and poking at her boobs like she wants to stab through it as well as seizing and twitching. It’s not anything near sexy and if anything it most likely turns people away from subscribing. If I see her do that I would scream call 911!
Well, she bagged Kevin because he only has a soft spot for loli types and ana-chans. She ticks both boxes and leans into his deluded anime power couple crap so he's got his dream girl for sure. Lori can't pull anyone who isn't a scheming douche or completely naive to lunacy. On the topic of content, there's definitely a market for "young" looking anime bimbos who are awkward. She's intentionally making it more cringe and strange, not only to feed the trolls but the simps who want retarded loli fluff as well. From my observations, it seems the wild weeaboo coomer is drawn to the childlike attempts at seduction. The juxtaposition of stripper garb and little girl aesthetics (both physically and set-wise) is key. It's "endearing" and "kawaii" to not know how to present your twitching flesh sack while wearing the most sexual things you can find for sale, apparently.

My armchair take on it is that coomer monkey brain notices the awkward fails at sex appeal and starts imagining how they would "train" (groom) the sex object. It adds an innocent mystique while still showing that she's not "sexually experienced" or "aware of how to use her body yet", allowing for the taboo "groom your own loli" daydream. To think that she does this unintentionally or naturally negates all the years of photos and videos prior to now where she never acted or dressed like this before. She's always worn tacky slutty garb but never to this extreme. The stuffie dungeon, DDLG clothes, loli shtick, all of that is very new and calculated to some degree.

Why do I feel this is accurate? Lolibaiting/pedobaiting plagues the global anime comm so I feel confident in my read. I've watched so many people hop from regular cosplay to loli shit like this. It's all the same formula. Act like baby, spread the pussy, get the money. (:_(
 
One thing I'd like to know more about is her "pagan/gypsy" phase.
It looked almost like she had grown out of the anime stuff. She would tag photos stuff like #gypsysofinstagram and she also had an Etsy shop selling witchy necklaces she made.

Now I just wonder, who was she skinwalking back then?
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One thing I'd like to know more about is her "pagan/gypsy" phase.
It looked almost like she had grown out of the anime stuff. She would tag photos stuff like #gypsysofinstagram and she also had an Etsy shop selling witchy necklaces she made.

Now I just wonder, who was she skinwalking back then?
Something tells me she's gonna be dogpiled for using the term gypsy and appropriating Romani culture. But then again, so does every Wonderbread white bitch trying to be unique or give the middle finger to their parents online try to pretend to be in touch with nature despite never camping in the forest for a single night.
 
Something tells me she's gonna be dogpiled for using the term gypsy and appropriating Romani culture. But then again, so does every Wonderbread white bitch trying to be unique or give the middle finger to their parents online try to pretend to be in touch with nature despite never camping in the forest for a single night.
But remember she literally cannot be racist because she's Spanish!
 
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