Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

If/when Derich steals his parents' credit card, what will he spend on?

  • A youtube membership so he can talk in Phil's chat

    Votes: 175 27.3%

  • Porn and thots

    Votes: 466 72.7%
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Derich combining his two passions - wrestling and masturbating.

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There's no reason to assume any of Derich's actual interests can be gleaned from any of his tweets, aside from the general topic they're about, i.e. porn, video games, and wrestling. He is desperate to be acknowledged, however fake and inconsequential. He's so... special... his brain is devolving itself like Opposite AI. Instead of programs improving to the point of being indistinguishable from humans, Derich's speech patterns have degenerated to the point of of rephrasing the exact message he's replying to, or on a good day accessing his memory banks for a broad comment X based on original tweet sentence Y like literal AIM chat bots. I unironically believe Derichs tweets would fail the Turing test. This is all astonishing to witness.
 
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Penix said:
If I were autistic enough...and see where that would take this journey. Can't believe nobody has done this actually.
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Just wait for the next wild "name your pokemon with top contributor" winner 'KT Kush' that ends up in the lineup for the DSP whale call chill stream...

LDoncic4MVP said:
I realized something about Derich.
His and Jackie's goal are to get replies, and any form of engagement with pornstars. They deliberately seem to target newer "talents" in the industry, because if you're new and need exposure, you are more likely to respond to a fan.
Basically, Derich has identified that he is more likely to get a response from Luna Mills than he would a Lisa Ann. The fact he engages with "talents" based on their influence rather than his genuine enjoyment of them is an underrated element of the complexity of his coomer brain working. It also seems kind of predatory and extremely creepy. Not that his behavior before wasn't creepy, but this adds another element of fucked-ness to this lolcalf's lore.
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Maybe one is in his fetish profile lane and the other is out of it though?

Well this thread evidence, if validly legit, suggests very strongly that Derich would totally blow Phil, at the very least. Phil would probably let him whale tip to cuck him with Kat, tougher to say for sure though. Maybe whale tip to have her wear the Sonic hat while she piggybacks rides Derish with the Yoshi costume on? There's no bottom floor in hell after all, right, doods?

I could see Derich having a job in 10 years flying drones. I can also see him making a comic about a pokemon/plumber hybrid, call it "Wario-chu" or something...
 
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One of the funny/sad things to me is that, despite being an actual tard with no social skills, Derich still managed to make a friend, while Phil hasn't been able to make even an e-friend in all these years. I guess if we're being generous, he has Khet, but it honestly feels like Jackie cares more about Derich than Khet does Phil.
 
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