Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Steely Dan]

I used to like Dick a lot even after Null and him had their falling out. My thinking has always been that he's a codependent nice guy that's loyal to a fault to his friends in spite of them being sickfucks. Now I'm starting to think that he's simply just a balding 40-year-old unmarried childless burnout that consistently makes the worst possible decisions (all in the name of comedy though!!!) and surrounds himself with people that are also sick degenerate retards. And that's very sad to me.

 

[soy_king]

If Hannah Gatsby really wants to be great, she should get shot to death in a swimming pool.

Hannah Gadsby is only funny when she's being impersonated by a mentally unstable Irishman, a fat toothless Greek, and the whiniest of whiny Jews.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

I used to like Dick a lot even after Null and him had their falling out. My thinking has always been that he's a codependent nice guy that's loyal to a fault to his friends in spite of them being sickfucks. Now I'm starting to think that he's simply just a balding 40-year-old unmarried childless burnout that consistently makes the worst possible decisions (all in the name of comedy though!!!) and surrounds himself with people that are also sick degenerate retards. And that's very sad to me.

If you're cumming in last place and are 8-12 months ago behind, and most are finished with the race. There is no shame in taking a breather and saying "Hello, Yes, I also finished this race 8-12 months ago."

 

[Sped Xing]

I never cum last.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I used to like Dick a lot even after Null and him had their falling out. My thinking has always been that he's a codependent nice guy that's loyal to a fault to his friends in spite of them being sickfucks. Now I'm starting to think that he's simply just a balding 40-year-old unmarried childless burnout that consistently makes the worst possible decisions (all in the name of comedy though!!!) and surrounds himself with people that are also sick degenerate retards. And that's very sad to me.

Hope Dax uses this as a wakeup call to realize he's been fucking up big time. Maybe the dude had a midlife crisis or something and just wanted to burn out with shit humans like Gunty & the Digigoons.

The old saying "You are the company you keep" is true. And despite how shitty Hollywood unknowns are they are still better than pondscum that infiltrated Dax's social circle. Ethan Ralph will end up dead or in prison in the immediate future. I can promise that.

 

[Sped Xing]

I guarantee Ethan Ralph will die.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

I guarantee Ethan Ralph will die.

Ethan Ralph Must Die.

 

[Sped Xing]

Ethan Ralph Must Die.

Heroes get remembered, kid, but retards never die.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Heroes get remembered, kid, but retards never die.

Retards Never Cum.

 

[Never Scored]

Retards Never Cum.

Retards Never Score.

 

[RIP Tranch]

Karl's eaten too many of Dick's creampies out of Jen's pussy to jeopardize the bonuses he's booked him for.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Karl's eaten too many of Dick's creampies out of Jen's pussy to jeopardize the bonuses he's booked him for.

I legitimately wonder how many people listen to those.

 

[Clark_Ashton]

Judging from the WATP subreddit, I would say the vast majority of his audience are also dickheads, with only a few refugees from the old O&A subreddit.

 

[Sped Xing]

WATP summary for this week: "Despite."

Karl's politics align even more closely to mine than Dax's did, and I STILL don't want to hear that shit.

On the plus side, Patrick Michael is still hilarious. Check out "Dead Bear Lounge Awesome."

 

[Clark_Ashton]

Let's even post a link, because it's not that easy to find: https://anchor.fm/nocountryforfunny/

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Listening to the gunt intentionally misgender digibro on TDS for like twenty minutes straight has given me the strength to carry on for at least another month or so.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

WATP summary for this week: "Despite."

Karl's politics align even more closely to mine than Dax's did, and I STILL don't want to hear that shit.

On the plus side, Patrick Michael is still hilarious. Check out "Dead Bear Lounge Awesome."

Patrick Michael is the best part of WATP and I now listen unironically to his dogshit podcasts.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Listening to the gunt intentionally misgender digibro on TDS for like twenty minutes straight has given me the strength to carry on for at least another month or so.

Didn't he tell Null not to misgender poor poor Digibro because it was possibly some sort of legal offence? At least try and have some standards.

 

[Sped Xing]

Didn't he tell Null not to misgender poor poor Digibro because it was possibly some sort of legal offence? At least try and have some standards.

I must urge you not to hire Gunt as your lawyer.

 

[Dick Molesterson]

Didn't he tell Null not to misgender poor poor Digibro because it was possibly some sort of legal offence? At least try and have some standards.

Ralph has done a lot of things that Dax has previously criticized other people for doing. He doesn't care as long as Ralph stays tonsil deep on Dax's micropeen.