Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

I hadn't even listened to the song yet because I was waiting for your video. Now I have to ask: what the fuck does a song about how hot a thot is have to do with body positivity?

Your guess is as good as mine, honestly.

Ever read the press release about the song he paid to have spammed to hundreds of news stations?

He tries to half-ass explain it.

He still comes off as just wanting to date her. And he has no idea what a hook is.

 

[AnOminous]

He still comes off as just wanting to date her. And he has no idea what a hook is.

He wouldn't know a hook if he bit down on one hard and it got stuck in his shitlips. Which, come to think of it, he has.

 

[Deadpool]

Your guess is as good as mine, honestly.

Ever read the press release about the song he paid to have spammed to hundreds of news stations?

He tries to half-ass explain it.

He still comes off as just wanting to date her. And he has no idea what a hook is.

"the song is much more than the stereotypical song about a guy singing about his crush."
That's exactly what it is, and also what it sounds like. He even says so in the same fucking article:
"Greer’s ultimate goal, though, is to impress Yovanna Ventura. However, he jokes."
Anyone who knows about him knows this isn't a joke.

"The song focuses on the positive attributes of a person and encourages the said person to continue being who they are,”
The only aspects he mentions are her physical attributes.

 

[French Slut]

I know I’m answering my own question here, but has he ever thought about just how retarded and aimless his goals are?

Writing a shitty “body positivity” song about a swimsuit model you’ve never met is obviously beyond parody, but what does he expect to happen? Even pretending he was capable of writing good music, he wants to be the star but have other people sing the songs. Unless you’re a DJ or something that’s not how it works. And obviously it’s not really about the music, it’s about Russell. A hit song would not be meaningful to him if it wasn’t all about him.

Also LOL at using the same photoshopped pic in an article about being comfortable in your skin. You can’t smile, shitlips. Also, what’s the point of harping on your disability when it shouldn’t impede the ability to write music at all?

And even if somehow he was given a pity shot, does he not realize he’d be instantly canceled given all his harassment conveniently documented on the forums?

The harsher truth he needs to internalize is that he does not have an inspiring disability. He has an ugly, paralyzed face that makes people uncomfortable. This grants him temporary pity until people realize how fundamentally unlikeable he is.

 

[AnOminous]

"The song focuses on the positive attributes of a person and encourages the said person to continue being who they are,”
The only aspects he mentions are her physical attributes.

I still can't get over the enchilada line. It somehow manages to be sexist and racist at the same time, and on top of that, enchiladas aren't even a Dominican thing.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I still can't get over the enchilada line. It somehow manages to be sexist and racist at the same time, and on top of that, enchiladas aren't even a Dominican thing.

At least enchiladas are from a country in the same hemisphere that speaks the same language. Does Russ know where the sauna came from?

 

[AnOminous]

At least enchiladas are from a country in the same hemisphere that speaks the same language. Does Russ know where the sauna came from?

Anyone can use a sauna though.

 

[JustSomeChick]

I wonder how hard it was for the singer to keep a straight face while singing that.....

 

[The Great Citracett]

The stud who brought the swag.

 

[Constellationzero]

Is everyone ready to rock out with THEE hit song of the summer?

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Thank you, @The Great Citracett, for including the YOU PEOPLE (Chef's kiss).

Surely, THIS will ensure that butternut finds his
State of Grace
State of Grace
State of Grace

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Is everyone ready to rock out with THEE hit song of the summer?

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I would not be surprised if he saw this thought it was a tribute, and shared it as his Official Video.

 

[DarkAlien]

Is everyone ready to rock out with THEE hit song of the summer?

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Though I'm pissy about so much russ looking nudity *barf* that ocean vibe toy made me pause and laugh out loud, SO came to check on me because I was laugh chocking

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

"I have moved on."

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Yes, this one-sided, totally futile feud with a celebrity who most likely forgot all about him because she had a concert tour (maybe Ariana sometimes jokes with her people "remember that weirdo in the suit who got me flowers?") to think about is absolutely something he's gotten over, that's why he's still bringing it up years later, to show everyone how much he doesn't care. I've noticed Russell never seems to try to appeal any of the verdicts, I can't even recall him ever mentioning appealing. I wonder if he just simply doesn't know what an appeal is.

Another poor experience with a discount hair salon.

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“It’s just hair and it will grow back.” Given the state of Russ’ male pattern baldness, I’m going to have to disagree.

They probably couldn't understand him trying to say "Make me look like Taylor Swift's boyfriend."

I know I’m answering my own question here, but has he ever thought about just how retarded and aimless his goals are?

Writing a shitty “body positivity” song about a swimsuit model you’ve never met is obviously beyond parody, but what does he expect to happen? Even pretending he was capable of writing good music, he wants to be the star but have other people sing the songs. Unless you’re a DJ or something that’s not how it works. And obviously it’s not really about the music, it’s about Russell. A hit song would not be meaningful to him if it wasn’t all about him.

Also LOL at using the same photoshopped pic in an article about being comfortable in your skin. You can’t smile, shitlips. Also, what’s the point of harping on your disability when it shouldn’t impede the ability to write music at all?

And even if somehow he was given a pity shot, does he not realize he’d be instantly canceled given all his harassment conveniently documented on the forums?

The harsher truth he needs to internalize is that he does not have an inspiring disability. He has an ugly, paralyzed face that makes people uncomfortable. This grants him temporary pity until people realize how fundamentally unlikeable he is.

He does think this song will impress her enough to make her fall in love with him. He thought his first Taylor Swift song was worthy of an all-expenses-paid trip to meet her and take her on a date, so who knows what he thinks a song he hasn't yet denounced is worthy of.

 

[Easy Peasy]

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The stud who brought the swag.

I like gingers and I like beards. I'd one night stand. (My standards are currently mid range, don't @ me) Bonus, I want to know how working with Russ went.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I like gingers and I like beards. I'd one night stand. (My standards are currently mid range, don't @ me) Bonus, I want to know how working with Russ went.

I grabbed the reviews of Russ from that site:





None from Gabriel though.

Four from Robby Johnson, and two from guys I've never heard of.

 

[MysticMisty]

I grabbed the reviews of Russ from that site:

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None from Gabriel though.

Four from Robby Johnson, and two from guys I've never heard of.

Any chance there are code words warning other people to stay the fuck away from Russ? 'Cause none of it sounds like the Russ we know, except in the context of being extremely sarcastic.

 

[AnOminous]

Any chance there are code words warning other people to stay the fuck away from Russ? 'Cause none of it sounds like the Russ we know, except in the context of being extremely sarcastic.

Things like "knows what he wants" really sounds like code for "constantly demands you change things at the last minute" if you read it through a lens of sarcasm.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Any chance there are code words warning other people to stay the fuck away from Russ? 'Cause none of it sounds like the Russ we know, except in the context of being extremely sarcastic.

Sounds like generic ebay feedback if youre paid up.

'Awesome Transaction! A++++++. Excellent buyer!'

 

[Carolina Divina]

I imagine this guy, trying to make it in the industry and working on getting his name out there, and now he has "Yo, Yovanna" under his belt. I suppose Russell bragged about how much exposure the song is going to get so he might get curious about how that's going and do a little Googling.

"Hmm...ok, let's see. <typey typey type type click> Wow, that's a lot of links. <click> That's odd, what does Taylor Swift have to do with.....wait. What? What? WHAT?!? Oh, God. Oh no. No. No no no no NO NO NO NO!!!"

LOL, welcome to fame and fortune, Mr. Kitzman!

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I grabbed the reviews of Russ from that site:

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None from Gabriel though.

Four from Robby Johnson, and two from guys I've never heard of.

Did Russ write these reviews? The one that says he's the "nicest dude" sounds like it could be Russ.