🐱 Costco Shoppers in Alaska Are Being Robbed Right Outside the Store

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People in Anchorage, Alaska are clutching to their groceries even tighter these days as hungry ravens have reportedly been robbing them of their purchases in Costco's parking lot.
Described as "fat" and "calculating," the birds have been preying on Costco shoppers as they emerge from the warehouse—waiting to pluck meat, fruit, and vegetables right out of grocery bags, the Anchorage Daily News reports. The accounts of such thievery keep growing on social media.


"My parents were minding their business after a shop and made it home with one less steak!" Anchorage Costco shopper Kimberly Waller described in a Facebook post. "The bird snatched it right out of the pack in the parking lot."
"I had two ravens, one that was on the car next to me and he kept squawking really loud," responded Tamara Josey about her own account with the vicious ravens. She continued:
"He would sit on the car and stare at me, then hop next to the bed of the truck on the other side, and he kept going back and forth. The other raven was on the ground. He kept trying to pull—I had those little mini-melons you have in the mesh baggies—he kept trying to grab the netting and pull my melons off the cart… He was waiting for another opportunity to grab the melons off the cart, but they never were deterred. They just stayed posted, waiting for their next opportunity to steal something out of my cart… They are very dedicated to their mission."
Another Costco shopper, Matt Lewallen, described to the Anchorage Daily News how two ravens worked together to swoop in and grab a big short rib right out of the package he had just put in his car.


"I literally took 10 steps away and turned around, two ravens came down and instantly grabbed one out of the package, ripped it off and flew off with it," Lewallen said. "They know what they're doing; it's not their first time… They're very fat so I think they’ve got a whole system there."

It seems that this attack on Costco shoppers will be temporary, as ravens are known to migrate away from Anchorage after winter. And the one silver lining: This Costco location seems to be accepting any return of foods that have been ravished by their unwelcome parking lot predators, as Lewallen was allowed to return his short ribs.

If you're big-box shopping in Alaska, you'll have to watch the skies as you leave Costco in order to protect your goods.
 
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I think I've seen birds inside warehouse clubs before. Maybe like twice in my entire life but still, the door greeters aren't exactly good at forcing animals to have membership IDs.

What's wrong with these birds and why are they waiting outside?
 
Parking garage. Problem solved

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Come on, next you are going to tell me that black people actually live in Canada as well. I refuse to believe it. Those are actually some sort of alien skin-walker race that has no connection to the proud black-American.
 
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Ain't no black people in Alaska, lol.
It was mostly a joke but the article does say :
It seems that this attack on Costco shoppers will be temporary, as ravens are known to migrate away from Anchorage after winter.
But to get to the nearest darky, they would have to travel south of Yukon to hit BC, which is definitely too far.

Funny thing is that crows and ravens remember faces, so there's a good chance that they'll start avoiding the more aggressive customers and target the more meek or animal friendly ones. Even if they stop harassing Costco this tried-and-true method will most likely become the norm as they teach/show other blackbirds how to get easy meals.
 
Parking garage. Problem solved

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IDK about ravens, but I've seen pigeons wait for the right moment, then walk right through automatic doors into mall food courts and such, and wander around under the tables.
 
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IDK about ravens, but I've seen pigeons waiting for right moment, then walking right through automatic doors into mall food courts and such, and wandering around under the tables.
They'll fly in vents and ventilation ducts and get in that way. Ain't going keep all of them out. Just most of them. Plus it's alaska. Having a parking garbage to get customers (and their cars) out of the cold is just good service
 
I wouldn't be surprised if birds were to be proven to be more intelligent than humans at this rate.
 
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